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iOS 4 Releases Today
tekgoblin writes "Today Apple releases the much anticipated iOS 4 for iPhones and iPod Touches. No word on when we will see this update on the iPad." Can't wait to see all the neat new stuff that won't run on my stale phone.
I've heard you can send your first-born son to Steve Jobs in trade for full access.
The plural of "touch" is "touches" you fucking dumbass'. People who put an apostrophe on every fucking word that end's with an 'S are starting to really piss' me off.
If you read a speed reading book, does it take you less time to read the second half?
Hasn't it already?
And i bet more do it via itunes off their PC anyway.
---- Booth was a patriot ----
And if you have a jailbroken phone, make sure you are ready today to NOT get the update as soon as possible :D
Tsunami -- You can't bring a good wave down!
I personally can't wait to see what measures this new software takes to control its users and limit their access to other programs.
A suspect a new, tighter collar for all the iSlaves out there, along with a much shorter leash. But hey, it's from Apple and it's shiny!
The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
Dear Steve,
Thank you for letting us know what we can do with our computers! I cannot wait to see the choices you have made for me with this latest update. My favorite artists are now too profane for my equipment, but now I am the mayor of my local Starbucks!
Most men, after a little freedom, have preferred authority with the consoling assurances and the economy of effort it brings. -Walter Lippmann
Because FreeBSD 10.4 (or whatever they're calling their fork) will detect nearby devices with previous versions, and laugh at them. Do you want to walk into Starbucks to a chorus of iSniggering?
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
Correction. That sarcasm was applied so thick that makeup artists for Tammy Faye Baker were humbled.
My office has been taken over by iPod people.
...until Jobs retroactively amends the first-born T&Cs and full access becomes void after lil bubba's first tooth appears. Or 28 days, whichever is sooner.
You are also prohibited from producing any further children as your genetic information is now (C)Apple. That was also in the T&Cs. Not at the time you agreed to them, but it is now.
Express'd in the EULA, let the forfeit
Be nominated for an equal pound
Of your fair flesh, to be cut off and taken
In what part of your body pleaseth Steve.
In Soviet Russia, our new overlords are belong to all your base.
It will stop ASCII sorting properly once we reach year 10000. Yeah, I know I'm being pedantic.
the iPhone isn't very good as a cell phone, either
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
I think you just managed to offend every single Slashdot reader.