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iOS 4 Releases Today
tekgoblin writes "Today Apple releases the much anticipated iOS 4 for iPhones and iPod Touches. No word on when we will see this update on the iPad." Can't wait to see all the neat new stuff that won't run on my stale phone.
I've heard you can send your first-born son to Steve Jobs in trade for full access.
The plural of "touch" is "touches" you fucking dumbass'. People who put an apostrophe on every fucking word that end's with an 'S are starting to really piss' me off.
If you read a speed reading book, does it take you less time to read the second half?
And if you have a jailbroken phone, make sure you are ready today to NOT get the update as soon as possible :D
Tsunami -- You can't bring a good wave down!
Because FreeBSD 10.4 (or whatever they're calling their fork) will detect nearby devices with previous versions, and laugh at them. Do you want to walk into Starbucks to a chorus of iSniggering?
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
Correction. That sarcasm was applied so thick that makeup artists for Tammy Faye Baker were humbled.
My office has been taken over by iPod people.
Express'd in the EULA, let the forfeit
Be nominated for an equal pound
Of your fair flesh, to be cut off and taken
In what part of your body pleaseth Steve.
In Soviet Russia, our new overlords are belong to all your base.