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Might Shatner Boldly Lead Canada As Governor?

just fiddling around writes "Now that Michaëlle Jean is approaching the end of her customary five-year post as Governor General of Canada, the rumor mill has started on who Prime Minister Steven Harper will propose to the Queen in her stead. According to the CBC, the short list includes Captain Kirk, actor William Shatner. It seems that acting can lead to the highest offices in places other than California."

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  1. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You...pitted...us...againsteachother. You...wanted...me..todoyourbidding. You...want...me...tobeyourgovernor. Well...I...WON'T...DO...IT!

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    1. Re:IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Q: What's Shatner's favorite french film festival?
      A: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannes!

    2. Re:IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? by NoZart · · Score: 4, Funny

      most of the old star trek cast are dead you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      James Doohan even went so far as to put himself into a transporter loop to avoid talking to him.

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    4. Re:IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? by Per+Wigren · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't sabatage the system!

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    5. Re:IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? by FuckingNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      Which shows the lengths they're prepared to go to...

    6. Re:IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? by FuckingNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which shows the lengths to which they're prepared to go...

      This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put...

    7. Re:IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Really? An actor who knows that years of appearing on televisions and movie screens don't qualify someone to run a state or a country?

      What's next? Search engine companies making cell ph.... Oh, wait nevermind.

    8. Re:IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? by pedrop357 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey you know that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?

  2. Re:Highest Offices by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, he just has a stricter definition of what constitutes acting. Obviously not that strict, though...

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  3. Marooned eternity, in the center of a dead country by Conchobair · · Score: 4, Funny

    KHHHHAAAAAAAANADA!

  4. He "Shatner-ed" on the 50 yd line by dkh2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    In high school there was a small group of miscreants who took the phrase "To boldly go where no man has gone before" to new depths of depravity. To this group to "Shatner" was to eliminate bodily waste in a place where it was presumed "no man has gone before."

    One year at homecoming it was reported that somebody had "Shatnered" on the 50 yard line.

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  5. Shatner is... by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    bilingual if... by that... you mean ... that he... groups his... words in... groups of ... two? The... random emphasis ... and random... questions are... useless though?

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  6. Re:Highest Offices by Mr+Z · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait, are you saying Arnie's a better actor than Ronnie? Hmm... if you took the ratio of their talent, I think you'd have to apply L'Hopital's rule to figure out whether the ratio was above or below 1. ;-)

  7. Re:Is it just me or is Slashdot totally broken tod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well it appears someone's moderation is working. Must be one of those folks who makes posts on game forums like "It works fine for me. Get a new CPU and video card. Hurr hurr."

  8. Shatner is a shallow powderpuff, true by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    however, you are forgetting that the GG is a shallow powderpuff position

    therefore, give the shallow powderpuff person the shallow powderpuff position, and give the serious meaningful people you list serious meaningful positions

    it would be insulting, as you say, to give a shallow powderpuff a serious meaningful position in spite of other serious meaningful candidates

    but it is equally insulting to give a serious meaningful candidate a shallow powderpuff position

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    1. Re:Shatner is a shallow powderpuff, true by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      Powderpuff is just a single letter away from Powerpuff. If someone wants a powderpuff position, then maybe they know something you don't. For example, the Communist Party of good old Soviet Russia should really had thought more about who they appointed as a secretary...

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  9. Re:As a Canadian by easterberry · · Score: 4, Funny

    well yeah, I'm aware that the GG CAN exert power and I'll completely agree we all want to see Harper and the deceptiCons get theirs for some of the shit they've pulled. But like you said, it's a one shot thing and incredibly unlikely to ever happen for the reason of we LIKE the Queen. She's a classy dame and all that. Plus, we're the only good kid England has left. They kicked Australia out, the USA ran away to start a band and India just sat in its room refusing to eat until mom let him leave. I mean, sure, we may have married that french woman who's always going on about a divorce at all the family gatherings but we're still the good kid. The GG isn't likely ever going to USE that one shot any more than the Queen is to refuse to let a PM resign or accept a new one.