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One Step Closer to Star Wars Holograms
An anonymous reader noted a USC research project that is coming ever closer to bringing the classic Star Wars communication holograms from Tatooine to Earth. There's nifty video and some high resolution pictures of Tie Fighters projected into 3-D. Still no clear way to project it from an astro mech droid, but I'm sure that's coming.
OK, here's your problem. You gave her the wrong games. You need to swap them out for Mario Kart and Donkey Kong Country. Girls go crazy for those games. Also, do your parents have an ice maker? If so, take some ice up to her. You should be good to go after that.
-TheDawgLives suckitdown
First off, don't answer any questions, not even when the police show up. Their only job is to build a case against you. Then get a lawyer, and hope you get a light sentace for statitory rape. Also, don't forget you will now be registered as a sex offender.
Secondly, Diddy Kong Racing was trash for a racing game, no wonder she is crying. And N64 is 2 generations ago. Give her your DS with Mario Kart and Nintendogs. That should make her happy, maybe she will drop charges.
A 22 year old virgin who hasn't watched enough porn to have a clue of what he's doing? I smell ... a ... TROLL!
If it's real, you won't be a virgin for long. Attempted statuary rape (trying to have sex with her), solicitation of a minor (asking her for sex), indecent liberties with a minor (getting her naked), solicitation of prostitution with a minor (paying her for sex), and sexual battery (burning her pubic area).
Bring some lube to prison with you, you'll need it. :)