Rats Breathe Air From Lungs Grown In the Lab
cremeglace writes "'For the first time, an animal has drawn a breath with lungs cultivated in the lab.' Although preliminary, the results might eventually lead to replacement lungs for patients. Researchers at Yale University have successfully applied a technique called decellularization that involves using detergent to remove all of the cells from an organ, leaving a scaffold consisting of the fibrous material between cells."
"WITH" not "FROM"
Populus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur...
"Force shits upon Reason's back." - Poor Richard's Almanac
Replicating the effectiveness of a whale's lungs in humans. Our lungs suck.
See, now you can mod this both Interesting AND funny!
This is a wonderful age to be a mouse/rat.
Biotech is amazing!
Remind me to never wash with that detergent...
Up next, rats get erections from penises grown in the lab. Pfizer buys all patents and markets a complement drug to Viagra.
I can finally take up smoking again!
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson: never try.
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Have they ever taken a domesticated, trained chimpanzee's brain and put it in a wild chimp's skull to see if the training transfers? I mean, you could do it with rats, but any decent rat can find cheese in a maze.
The article mentions a similar procedure performed on the liver. Have they done any research into growing new kidneys? There are a lot of people dependent on dialysis who could really use a "quick and easy" way to get a new kidney. (At least as compared to the approximately seven year wait list for a donor transplant now. Or, you know, trying your luck in Thailand.)
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It's entirely possible. Just be sure to reconnect voice control first, so Spock can help you out.
Sorry, but anyone who abuses an animal is utter scum in my books. I have nothing but contempt for them.
Next up, Lord Vader replaces his breather mask with mouse lungs. Boy, he's gonna be pissed! Or else the mouse is going to force-choke someone if he doesn't get his cheese, fast! "I assure you commander, that the Mouse Emperor will not be as lenient as I am. Perhaps you think you're being treated ... unfairly?"
My sig is better than your sig.
I will begin smoking immediately in preparation and celebration!
Worst Slashdot joke ever. To call it stupid and moronic would be giving it too much credit.
"the results might eventually lead to replacement lungs for patients"
I won't hold my breath for it!
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... but oh well. Is the lung manufactured in such a way that it assimilates to a level that will affect its children's lungs? ... cuz those sons-a-bitches move like greased lightning and I almost killed myself in my garage trying to catch one.
The reason I ask is that maybe we can consider making the lungs function in such a way that it causes the mice to breathe slower and therefore _be_ slower and easier to catch
L'esperienza de questa dolce vita (The experience of this sweet life) - Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
session and join in 'superior' machine. least I wo+n't every chance I got
Now all those rats used in the smoking studies will be able to get new lungs! Hooray!
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
The researchers allowed the animals to breathe with the lungs for up to 2 hours before euthanizing them because of blood clots.
They're not quite there yet...
Similar experiments have been performed...
And here's the video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdJGlYOL0r4
A huge victory for smoking rats everywhere!
We are working on a telomerase activator. The lungs are made from stem cells that have to replicate many times before the lungs are fully grown. If they can do their replications with active telomerase, then, when they are ready to be transplanted they are equivalent to baby lungs in the youthfulness of the tissue. Otherwise they are, despite being unused, like the lungs of an old person.
I quit smoking years ago, but I could sure use a set. However this time I want a set that has been "augmented". Higher capacity, better throughput, the works! Just make a few mods to the DNA before you start growing them. Not enough cause rejection, though. This is so cool.
Social Credit would solve everything...
It's the ultimate in recycling!.
"I love his boyish charm, but I hate his childishness" - Leela
My father's diagnosed with lung cancer. Never been a smoker. Lived a rather healthy life.
Provided there is no metastasis he will be under surgery on July 2nd.
This is good news. Maybe not for him.
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Rats Breathe Air From Lungs Grown In the Lab
Argh! Stop trying to cure rats. We have billions of rats, we don't need to try to heal the unhealthy ones.
I for one would like to see an animal rights group to bring down some of its wisdom down on that lab.
if they could manage to grow and implant gills into rats that would rock
The researchers are not trying to save rats. They're trying to save human lives. Unfortunately, it isn't wise to use experimental medical procedures on humans as sometimes the treatment being tested ends up doing more harm than good.
I can't tell if you're just trying to be funny or if you really don't understand this.
Of course someone still needs to give up their lung, but since the cells themselves are stripped away it could plausibly be taken from a cadaver. The tough restrictions associated with transplanting a still-living organ would not exist, or could be significantly relaxed.
Remembered reading this a few years back. For a bit of quick ingenuity: doctor throws together a dialysis machine, saves baby. Cheers.