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Pakistan To Scour Google, Yahoo For Blasphemy

sv_libertarian sends in this excerpt from an AP report: "Pakistan will start monitoring seven major websites, including Google, Yahoo, and Amazon, for sacrilegious content, while blocking 17 other, lesser-known sites it deems offensive to Muslims, an official said Friday. The moves follow Pakistan's temporary ban imposed on Facebook in May that drew both praise and condemnation in a country that has long struggled to figure out how strict a version of Islam it should follow. ... 'If any particular link with offensive content appears on these websites, the (link) shall be blocked immediately without disturbing the main website,' [said Pakistan Telecommunication Authority spokesman Khurram Mehran]."

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  1. Fulltime Job by orsty3001 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The department that will handle that will one day become larger than the IRS.

    1. Re:Fulltime Job by Koby77 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The department that will handle that will one day become larger than the IRS.

      I was of the understanding that the Pakistan has good relations with China, so maybe they could get some firewall installed with a little help. If China can sensor the whole internet to the extent that it does, I have little doubt that that Pakistan could at least attempt to modify it for anti-Islamic comments instead of (or maybe in addition to) political dissent.

      So I guess that's the danger of censorship and anti-net neutrality. Once they get the ball rolling, it will probably become more efficient and more common, unfortunately.

    2. Re:Fulltime Job by rwa2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, really, what a job description!

      "Actively go out and find stuff that offends and appalls you"

      I hope they get paid well to have to essentially work with insults all day long.
      What metrics will they use to track their job performance? If they don't find enough offensive content, will they have to create their own to justify their existence?

    3. Re:Fulltime Job by rainmouse · · Score: 5, Funny

      So if we can introduce Muhammad shaped icons into call centre systems they would have no choice but to move all the previously outsourced British tech support back into the UK and generate thousands of jobs.

    4. Re:Fulltime Job by sycorob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they don't find enough offensive content, will they have to create their own to justify their existence?

      Have you seen the internet?

    5. Re:Fulltime Job by enjerth · · Score: 4, Funny

      With enough offensive stimuli, some are likely to suffer from premature detonation.

    6. Re:Fulltime Job by Surt · · Score: 3, Informative

      You left out the offensive part where it turns out the Rabbi was heavily invested in goat futures.

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    7. Re:Fulltime Job by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Better still: just start a campaign to get anyone who calls these call-centers to blaspheme down the phone every time they call.

      It won't be long before all the jobs are shipped back to more tolerant people.

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  2. 8==D O: Muhammad sucking a big cock by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So does that mean they are only block my comment from being viewed, but not all of slashdot? I'd like to see how they plan on doing that.

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  3. Imagine the uproar if it was the other way round by syousef · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Imagine if these companies sought to block Pakistan or any other Islamic country. There would be uproar and claims of racism, anti-religious behaviour etc. etc. Yet when these same governments block sites for religious purposes it's considered some sort of right to choose (nevermind that it's on behalf of so many whose rights are stomped). I don't have an issue with people blocking their own access out of stupidity, but this idea that they can choose on behalf of others is a reminder of why religious rather than rational reasoning is so dangerous and has no place in politics.

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  4. Ah My by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It must be sad to so terrified that your religion will collapse if you don't control what the adherents read. Any religion that can only survive by censorship is a religion deserving of nothing but absolute scorn and the sincerest wish that it end up in the trash heap of worthless ideas.

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    1. Re:Ah My by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's a comparison in here somewhere between what Pakistan is doing and the Texas school book stuff.

      In both cases, we have religion so terrified of concepts that they actively seek to block the dissemination of said concepts.

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    2. Re:Ah My by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Funny

      The only thing the Da Vinci Code and that awful sequel challenged in me was my ability to suspend disbelief. What gawdawful dreck.

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    3. Re:Ah My by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not about Islam. It's just their version of "Think of the Children!". It's about politicians trying to distract the general public from failings in their government. Trying to pretend that they are actually doing something about something. "We are seriously concerned about family and religious values in our country . . . blah, blah, blah . . . "

      Pakistani Press Conference Reporter: "What is the government doing about youth unemployment?"

      Government Spokesman: "By the way, have you taken a look at our new Internet Sacrilegious Content Campaign?"

      Pakistani Press Conference Reporter: "Um, eh . . I was asking about unemployment . . ."

      So it is nothing more than a "Think of the sacrilegious content!" cry.

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  5. Maybe the will outsource it by DnemoniX · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if they will ship this out to a call center in Mumbai. Now that would be funny.

    "Thank you for calling the blasphemy hotline, this is Steve, how may I direct your call?"

    1. Re:Maybe the will outsource it by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Thank you for calling the blasphemy hotline, this is Steve, how may I direct your call?"

      Caller: I would like to report a picture of Mohammed with a man's penis in his mouth.

      Steve: I see from your caller id that you are calling from the United States.

      Caller: Yes, what does that have to do with it?

      Steve: I'm afraid kind sir that it is not illegal to show pictures of your prophet performing fellatio on another man.

      Caller: This is an outrage! If I was in Pakistan, already six suicide bombers would be dispatched to deal with this blasphemy.

      Steve: If you like, I could transfer you to our Public Relations department. Just last week it forced the retirement of a cartoonist and the editing of a South Park cartoon.

      Caller: Will there be a fatwah? Or at least the severing of some body part?

      Steve: No, I am afraid that is illegal in the United States. But you can be assured the headline on tomorrow's New York Times.

      Caller: So this is what has become of jihad. Very well, but want at least one simpering liberal to defend my outrage, and perhaps an Evangelical Christian to call for the banning of homosexuality.

      Steve: That will be no problem, sir. Transferring you now...

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  6. hey religious nuts! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Funny


      0     <- Mohammed
    -|-
    / \

    Come censor slashdot!

    P.S.  I secretly rub bacon in all the other ingredients at Subway.

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  7. Muhammad by andymadigan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Muhammad was just another drugged out nut in the desert. God (or Allah) is just fantasy. There is no God. The entire Islamic faith is based on fantasy.

    Come block Slashdot!

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    1. Re:Muhammad by mastropiero · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except for one thing: religion is not someone's identity. It is a set of ideas you can be persuaded of or reject, as shown by the capability of conversion from one to another. Disagreeing or mocking such a set is not hate, because it is not directed at the humans, nor are those humans forbidden to practice their faith if they so choose.

      Unfortunately it seems you have fallen for the argument that religion deserves extra respect from criticism or mockery. There is no reason why we should mock it any less than anything we already do.

  8. This is what happens by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When you bend over backwards to accommodate radicals. Facebook caved in so easily, now Islam wants to police the entire internet...

    There's an old saying: Give them an inch and they will take a mile.

    I feel sorry for non radical muslims living in Pakistan because you will soon lose access to slashdot? Why? Because of the following comment:

    Mohammed was not the prophet of god, he was a homosexual violence crazed pedophile who enjoyed sneaking pork sandwiches between cock-sucking sessions.

    To Pakistan, with love from yours truly and probably quite few of us here on slashdot.

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  9. why bother by slick7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An intolerant, closed minded, excuse of a religion deserves true excommunication. Cut off all web contact with Pakistan so that no slight, accidental or deliberate, could occur.
    People who insist on living in the past will be buried with it.

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  10. Yoo hoo, boys, look at THIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    To make sure Slashdot is banned from Pakistan, it isn't enough to point out that Mohammed was a pedophile, although he was. It will be necessary to also insult the terrorist loving spokesman for Pakistan Telecommunication Authority Khurram Mehran, and secretly homosexual Ministry of Information Technology Muhammad Latif Khan Khosa.

    From the Koran: "The Prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with 'Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old"

  11. Re:Grow up by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just because someone is going to get mad, doesn't mean I shouldn't do it. I'll exercise discretion as I please, who are you to dictate your ideas of respect to me?

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  12. Is there a way to block Pakistan? by JSBiff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you're running a website, is there a way to detect visitors who are (probably) in Pakistan (like, is there a specific block of IPs that is assigned to Pakistan), to redirect them to a page explaining that you'd rather not risk getting a death sentence from Pakistan, so you are not willing to serve content in that jurisdiction?

    I say everyone should just create an Internet Embargo against Pakistan if they're going to be like that. Cut em off.

  13. Re:Grow up by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If he's going to trample on other people's rights over it, you're damn right I should. This isn't about making people mad. I know some Muslims, they're decent enough, and I don't really care for offending people just for the sake of it, but this isn't about offending people. This is about people who want to control other people's inherent right to free speech , and I would rather stand up and say yes, I have free speech, and if you don't like what I, or anyone else, has to say, if you find it offensive, that's fine, you have the right to be offended, but if you want to stop anyone, go fuck a pig. Warning, link NSFP (not safe for Pakistan).

    Oh, and maybe your idea that what other people think should influence what I can say is offensive to me, so you should stop.

  14. Re:Only one way this can end by Leebert · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, it is the experience of someone who learned long, long ago not to talk all tough unless you're able and willing to back it up. Because eventually someone will call you on it.

    And to not count on your big friends, because they will not always be there to protect you.

    Lessons learned in high school are quite often apropos to real life, and quite often scale up to the nation state level.

  15. Gonna be pissed when they find my stick Muhammad by SlappyBastard · · Score: 3, Funny

    0-|-=

    Shhhh . . .Stick Muhammad is sleeping. Don't wake him up with your freaky religious intolerance. He'd be disappointed by your unwillingness to be happy to just conquer and tax people you don't agree with.

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  16. How to blaspheme: a demonstration by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, this should be equally offensive to Muslims, Christians, and Jews. Those of y’all who consider yourselves believers in a variation of one of those themes, pay attention:

    If I were to tell you a story about a talking unicorn who gave a pep talk to the reluctant hero before instructing the hero in how to wield his magic wand, you’d know instantly that I was telling you a make-believe faery tale that has no bearing on reality whatsoever.

    If I were to swap out the unicorn with talking shrubbery, you’d still come to the same conclusion, but you’d think it’s a particularly weird story taking even stranger liberties with reality.

    But if I were to light the shrubbery on fire, name the hero, “Moses,” and call the wand “The Staff of Aaron,” you’d know that this is the absolute truth, the Word of YHWH, to be accepted uncritically as historical fact. (Exodus chapters 3 and 4, to be specific.) Or, at the very least, it’s some sort of utterly profound morality play from which deep meaning can and should be drawn.

    And you’d be a complete and total blithering fucking idiot for doing so.

    Cheers,

    b&

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  17. Re:Grow up by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This raises an old question.
    Who is more mature;
    the person who says empty words to anger another,
    or the person who lets nothing but empty words anger them?

    Not defending the act of insulting another for fun, just defending the right to do so. And to point out that you took the bait as the OP intended.

  18. Inoffensive websites by bmo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here is a list of inoffensive websites. This is a comprehensive list which will encompass every single website that is not insulting to Islam, Christianity, Judaism, Shintoism, Republicans, Democrats, Randroids, Scientists, Fantasy Writers, Raisin Smugglers, Budgie Smugglers, and Serial Murderers:

    http://127.0.0.1/

    There. You will never be offended.

    Pakistan: We are laughing at you.

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  19. Re:Grow up by mastropiero · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You miss the point of this entirely. Prohibition of blasphemy is a rule you set up for the members of *your* faith only, not for others. Trying to impose your rules over people who have not signed up for your religion has to be called on.

  20. Moral relativism is a plague by TruthSeeker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It makes me despair that so many people here somehow find a means to feel sympathetic to these guys' opinion (either explicitly or, which is more common, by taking it from their own religious point of view). As soon as you start walking down that path, you're bound to obey every randomly idiotic law some religious nut, somewhere, at some point in time, had the good idea to utter... and at this point, you know where to stick your freedom of speech. And sadly, that holds true for *all* religions.

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  21. Backwards by Haxzaw · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another giant step backwards for mankind. If these people want to be taken seriously, they need to join the 21st century. If you want to live and work alongside the rest of the world, you'll need to toughen up a bit, and not get offended every time someone draws a caricature of Muhammad, or calls him a clown.

  22. That's the problem with Islam by copponex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Muslims read and recite the whole Qu'ran with great interest and study. Say what you want about Evangelicals, but at least they have the good sense to ignore the bible and sing meaningless pop songs about prosperity instead. It makes America a much nicer place to live.

  23. To quote Robert Heinlein by assertation · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of all the strange crimes that humanity has legislated out of nothing, blasphemy is the most amazing - with obscenity and indecent exposure fighting it out for second and third place.

    - Robert Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus Long