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Tattoos For the Math and Science Geek?

An anonymous reader writes "I've been thinking of getting a sleeve of math and science tattoos for quite a while now. With the money saved up, the only question remaining is, what equations/ideas should I get? I know for certain that I'm going to include some of Maxwell's equations, and definitely Ohm's Law. So, if you were going to put a tribute to the great math and science minds on your body forever, which ones would you choose?"

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  1. Not me but... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone I know recently got a lambda tattooed on his finger. Now he can bind people into expressions just by raising his middle digit.

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  2. Beta mu pi... by WilyCoder · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the greek alphabet:

    beta mu pi integral of e^x

    which gives you

    ButtSex

  3. Re:Quite simply, by jockeys · · Score: 4, Funny

    P=NP? die, heretic scum!

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  4. I like the fermata symbol by mollog · · Score: 4, Funny

    I like musicians who get the fermata symbol tattooed on their bodies. (Hold me.)

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  5. Don't do it! by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

    in the 90s I got a tattoo of the solar system on my back and brontosaurus tattoo on my chest. now both are incorrect :(

  6. Re:Before you do it by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Funny

    if he was going for a big cock on his forhead, maybe $60

    Crap. I got completely ripped off on mine.

  7. Re:Before you do it by Another,+completely · · Score: 4, Funny

    do you *really* think that the laws of physics will ever be less important?

    Right, but which of those rules won't change. F=ma? Good approximation for large, slow things, but not actually true since we found out about the speed of light. What happens when we explain dark matter and dark energy? Physics is all subject to change, since it tries to approximate a set of rules that we aren't really sure about. Mathematics is constant because it writes its own rules.

    The perfect tattoo: in a single 72-point font, the last digit of Pi.

    Backup plan: your five top choices for laws of physics that we all know to be true today, but that we will know to be false before you die. Then you can cross them out as they are disproven.

  8. Re:Before you do it by Gravitron+5000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, if he was going for a big cock on his forhead, maybe $60 or so, then I would agree but...

    Note that no tattoo was mentioned in that sentence ...

  9. Re:Before you do it by jsveiga · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also consider the possibility that this could get you in trouble in a math/physics exam. I thought I'd never go back to a classroom, but was pushed into a post-grad course - and was prohibited to use my old faithful HP49G on the financial/accounting exams "because it is alphanumeric and can be used for cheating"! I had to borrow a 30 year old 12c, but you won't be able to borrow a clean pair of arms.

  10. Re:Before you do it by Zerth · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you want art, get it on paper or canvas so you can pass it down to your descendants, not something that's destined to die when you do

    Apparently you have never heard of a process called "tanning". Some of us still have grand-dad's WWI tattoos, nicely framed.

  11. alternative choice by hduff · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get tats of chicks with big boobs -- boobs can never, ever be proven wrong.

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  12. Re:No. Tattoos look like trash. by D+Ninja · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's why you show up for a date bathed and with your teeth brushed.

    Ohhhh...

  13. Re:No. Tattoos look like trash. by mdarksbane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Umm, no? He realizes that while he likes his tattoos not everyone shares his opinions?

    I think my cock is awesome but I don't show up for a job interview in crotchless chaps.

  14. Re:Before you do it by morari · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hm... You know what, I think I'd be okay with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle tattoo. Thanks for the advice!

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