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The "King of All Computer Mice" Finally Ships

An anonymous reader writes "The much-anticipated, much-mocked 18-button joystick mouse from WarMouse is now shipping. The press release features an impressive set of user quotes from game designer Chris Taylor, new SFWA president John Scalzi, and a doctor who runs a medical software company. Crazy or not, it's obviously more than just a gaming mouse."

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  1. Jobs by michaelmalak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Steve Jobs would not approve.

    1. Re:Jobs by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The mouse or the MacBook?

    2. Re:Jobs by Rockoon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes,

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      "His name was James Damore."
  2. Re:Trackball by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not all occupy themselves playing games...

    I use my trackball to throw at colleagues who piss me off.

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    I think we can keep recursing like this until someone returns 1
  3. What a crap idea by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean why not just put your fucking keyboard on wheels and push it around?

  4. Re:Trackball by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you lay off the stimulants, you might stop twitching enough to get back to your job, and still have a working 1 key by the end of the day.

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    Finally had enough. Come see us over at https://soylentnews.org/
  5. Re:Trackball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe your problem is too much time spent exercising the wrist, and not enough time spent exercising the thumb.

    You get away with just using your thumb?

    Man, nature is cruel sometimes. I'm sorry.