Commence Primary Ignition
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SweeBeeps
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· Score: 3, Funny
Another Star Wars references could be appropriate, I'm sure somewhere there are fanboys crying out who are suddenly silenced by this action.
Re:Someone who knows more about the lithium batter
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NixieBunny
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· Score: 5, Funny
Danger is in the eye of the beholder. Anyone with a solar death ray is blind to danger.
-- The determined Real Programmer can write Fortran programs in any language.
They missed a chance.
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Dr.+Manhattan
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· Score: 5, Funny
Back when calculator watches were cool, I had one die on me over the summer. I replaced it, melted the dead one with a magnifying glass, then hid it and waited until I went back to school. Then I waited more, for the right weather.
One night I wandered into the neighboring dorm room, hair wet from the rain, acting fuzzy.
Of course they thought I might be drunk. But I slurringly denied it. "No, I think I got hit by lightning."
Hoots of derision. "No, really. I was walking back here, and then I... I woke up... and my watch was like this." I held up my wrist with the melted face...
I wish I could have milked it a bit more, but I had to stop them before they called an ambulance.
Re:Why can I see this crap?
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tompaulco
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· Score: 3, Funny
Its about apple. All new about apple is important to everyone on slashdot no matter what they have blocked. Slashdot knows better than you do what you want to see.
-- If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
Re:More money than brains?
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spazdor
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· Score: 2, Funny
Your idea sucks. "iPhone 3G successfully unloaded on Craigslist" would make a terrible Idle video.
-- DRM: Terminator crops for your mind!
Re:Why can I see this crap?
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mrwolf007
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· Score: 4, Funny
I'm at work so I'm not going to try a tinyurl link... Let me guess... goatse guy?
Slashdot Mirror
Another Star Wars references could be appropriate, I'm sure somewhere there are fanboys crying out who are suddenly silenced by this action.
Danger is in the eye of the beholder. Anyone with a solar death ray is blind to danger.
The determined Real Programmer can write Fortran programs in any language.
One night I wandered into the neighboring dorm room, hair wet from the rain, acting fuzzy.
Of course they thought I might be drunk. But I slurringly denied it. "No, I think I got hit by lightning."
Hoots of derision. "No, really. I was walking back here, and then I... I woke up... and my watch was like this." I held up my wrist with the melted face...
I wish I could have milked it a bit more, but I had to stop them before they called an ambulance.
PHEM - party like it's 1997-2003!
Its about apple. All new about apple is important to everyone on slashdot no matter what they have blocked. Slashdot knows better than you do what you want to see.
If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
Your idea sucks. "iPhone 3G successfully unloaded on Craigslist" would make a terrible Idle video.
DRM: Terminator crops for your mind!
I'm at work so I'm not going to try a tinyurl link... Let me guess... goatse guy?
Far worse.
Steve Jobs.