Re:Someone who knows more about the lithium batter
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NixieBunny
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· Score: 5, Funny
Danger is in the eye of the beholder. Anyone with a solar death ray is blind to danger.
-- The determined Real Programmer can write Fortran programs in any language.
They missed a chance.
by
Dr.+Manhattan
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· Score: 5, Funny
Back when calculator watches were cool, I had one die on me over the summer. I replaced it, melted the dead one with a magnifying glass, then hid it and waited until I went back to school. Then I waited more, for the right weather.
One night I wandered into the neighboring dorm room, hair wet from the rain, acting fuzzy.
Of course they thought I might be drunk. But I slurringly denied it. "No, I think I got hit by lightning."
Hoots of derision. "No, really. I was walking back here, and then I... I woke up... and my watch was like this." I held up my wrist with the melted face...
I wish I could have milked it a bit more, but I had to stop them before they called an ambulance.
Slashdot Mirror
Danger is in the eye of the beholder. Anyone with a solar death ray is blind to danger.
The determined Real Programmer can write Fortran programs in any language.
One night I wandered into the neighboring dorm room, hair wet from the rain, acting fuzzy.
Of course they thought I might be drunk. But I slurringly denied it. "No, I think I got hit by lightning."
Hoots of derision. "No, really. I was walking back here, and then I... I woke up... and my watch was like this." I held up my wrist with the melted face...
I wish I could have milked it a bit more, but I had to stop them before they called an ambulance.
PHEM - party like it's 1997-2003!
I'm at work so I'm not going to try a tinyurl link... Let me guess... goatse guy?
Far worse.
Steve Jobs.