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Plagiarism Inc.

Here's an interesting article on the life and times of 24-year-old Jordan Kavoosi, who has made a business of plagiarism. His Essay Writing Company employs writers from across the country, and will deliver a paper on any subject for $23 per page. In addition, his company will get it done in 48 hours, and he guarantees at least a B grade or your money back. From the article: "'Sure it's unethical, but it's just a business,' Kavoosi explains. 'I mean, what about strip clubs or porn shops? Those are unethical, and city-approved.'"

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  1. Confession by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I asked Jordan Kavoosi if his business was a scam. If he had failed to pay writers. If his tattoos made him look like a dbag. He sent me a YouTube video response.

    And in case he decides to take down his brilliant acting resumes (complete with sunglasses) like he did with other videos, here are some mirrors. I ... I teared up during his re-enactment of the ending of 300. Frank Miller would be proud.

    Hilarious article though, well done CityPages. I liked the dialogue with the judge and the story of Kavoosi's tattoos at the end. Clear infatuation with himself, I'd avoid.

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    My work here is dung.
  2. Plagarism, Inc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's an interesting article on the life and times of 24-year-old Jordan Kavoosi who has made a business of plagiarism. His Essay Writing Company employs writers from across the country, and will deliver a paper on any subject for $23 per page. In addition, his company will get it done in 48 hours, and he guarantees at least a "B" grade or your money back. From the article: "'Sure it's unethical, but it's just a business,' Kavoosi explains. 'I mean, what about strip clubs or porn shops? Those are unethical, and city-approved.'"

  3. Yes, but can they fix my Karma? by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if they can write 5 point comments for me?

  4. Re:Ethical ? by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 2, Funny

    And you wonder why capitalism is going down the drain

    Quick, buy drain stocks!

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    Rich And Stupid is not so bad as Working For Rich And Stupid.
  5. Re:Porn? by Pollardito · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess you could say that the dancers/actresses with fake breasts are committing fraud, but that argument won't hold up without support

  6. Re:Porn? by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess you could say that the dancers/actresses with fake breasts are committing fraud, but that argument won't hold up without support

    You've got that backwards; it's the real ones which won't hold up without support.

  7. Re:Huh... by Surt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Men who have both husbands and wives and leave their wives behind when they take their husbands to the stripclubs are the worst sort of immoral douchebags in the world.

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    "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  8. Re:Yes, but can they fix my Karma? by noidentity · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's writing the current comment for me. So, don't mod this beyond a C (Score 3) or I'll have to pay.

  9. Re:Yes, but can they fix my Karma? by Unkyjar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course grades don't get inflated. The rate the teacher's charge is still $100 per grade over a D. Same as it was when I was in school. Silly teachers, not charging more for the cost of living increases.