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No Samples On Japan's Hayabusa Asteroid Probe
eldavojohn writes "Reports are coming in that JAXA's Hayabusa probe may have come up empty-handed in its bid to collect asteroid matter. There may be gas in the probe but no dust samples as many hoped. Murphy's Law seemed to ride with Hayabusa. 'After landing in 2005 on the Itokawa asteroid, which is about one-third mile long and shaped like a potato, the probe's sample-capture mechanism went awry. To the public's dismay, JAXA officials said they were not sure whether any samples had been collected. Next, the probe's robotic rover, meant to take photos and temperature readings on the asteroid, inexplicably floated off into space and was never heard from again. Worse yet, after Hayabusa took off from the asteroid, all four of NEC's ion engines shut down. So did all 12 of the chemical-fueled rocket engines made by another space industry giant, Mitsubishi Heavy Industries. The probe was left drifting in space. Then, for more than seven weeks, for reasons still not clear, there were no communication signals from the probe. Public dismay quickly turned to derision and, eventually, indifference.' The probe did return, however, and JAXA hoped to salvage something, but now it appears that the only thing it accomplished was one long and error-prone journey."
As is commonly cited here, everything NASA does screws up because stupid Americans don't use the metric system... if only the Japanese would use it they wouldn't have these prob...
[hushed whispering] Uh.. it has come to my attention that some people believe Japan uses the metric system. This cannot be possible for 2 reasons: 1. With the metric system there can't be any stupid screwups like what the Americans do. 2. Japanese always have the most badass robots and this is just a space robot, and therefore must work. I stand by my original statement.
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I trust the engineers will do the honorable thing.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
Don't let BP touch them... We'll have to send Bruce Willis into space to clean up their mess.
The conspiracy theorists will have a field day with this one. Obviously someone/something on the asteroid didn't want to be seen
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Check the probe. They probably left a "Mega maid was here" bumper sticker.
“Vapor gives us hope”
Isn't this the tagline from the upcoming Duke Nukem promo material?
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maybe you should stick to your greeting job at walmart....
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Then since you're incompetent at judging the success of a space probe mission, you should not be surprised to hear that you've been fired from commenting on the internet.
And was the floating-off of the rover also part of the mission? I can just imagine the Pixar movie of this:
"Rover! Rooooover! Come back!"
"I can't Busa. It's too late. Goodbye, goodbye..... Boy I hope space is kind to me."
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