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Indian Government Threatens RIM, Skype With Ban

gauharjk writes "India's Department of Telecommunications has been asked by the government to serve a notice to Skype and Research In Motion to ensure that their email and other data services comply with formats that can be read by security and intelligence agencies, or face a ban in India if they do not comply within 15 days. A similar notice is also being sent to Google, asking it to provide access to content on Gmail in a readable format."

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  1. But if students in India can't access Google, by sconeu · · Score: 5, Funny

    How will they post their homework problems on comp.lang.c++ for us to solve?

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    1. Re:But if students in India can't access Google, by Revotron · · Score: 4, Funny

      "please for help with homework, i give problems below. for all grade, please showing steps. due tomorrow."

      1) P=NP?

      2) List and explain three one-way functions.

      3) List five rhymes for the word "orange".

    2. Re:But if students in India can't access Google, by Jhon · · Score: 5, Funny

      "1) P=NP?"
      P="BOB"
      NP="BOB"
      if P=NP then write("TRUE!")

      "2) List and explain three one-way functions."
      Birth (just try to go back the other way)
      Sex (Well, this is kind of an while/endwhile or some other type of loop)
      Death (see Birth)

      "3) List five rhymes for the word "orange"."
      Door Hinge
      Beer Binge
      Infringe
      Dope Syringe
      Spine twinge

    3. Re:But if students in India can't access Google, by neonKow · · Score: 3, Funny

      It does if you cock your hat to one side and saunter a little.

  2. Re:This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks by 0123456 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why is it always cars for the analogies? Why not ducks? Or oranges?

    It's not easy for a bank robber to escape on a duck.

  3. Re:This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks by dunng808 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why is it always cars for the analogies? Why not ducks? Or oranges?

    Fair enough. How about this:

    Bank robbers usually duck when police shoot at them, so we should kill all ducks and serve Canard a l'Orange in prison.

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  4. Re:This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks by XSpud · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not easy for a bank robber to escape on a duck.

    Are you sure? AFAIK no bank robber has ever been caught when escaping on a duck.

  5. Re:This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why is it always cars for the analogies?

    It's easy to make a car analogy that sounds right, so you get modded up. Then the guy that actually understands how digital technology works can correct you and then HE gets modded up. If a good metaphor was used, only one guy would get modded up. It's a win-win!

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  6. oh, please can I take that call google? by CFD339 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hello? Yes, this is technical support for gmail applications. Am I having talk with government of India?
    Yes. I understand that you are having difficulty with reading emails of your populations.
    Have you been plugging your monitor into the plug on the back of the computer?
    Excellent. I am so very sorry you are still having the problems. We are checking now your network cables......

    Etc....

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