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Ban On Photographing Near Gulf Oil Booms

boombaard writes "The day before yesterday CNN's Anderson Cooper reported that, from now on, there is a new rule in effect, which de facto bars photographers from coming within 65 feet of any deployed boom or response vessel around Deepwater Horizon (official announcement). The rule, announced by the US Coast Guard, forbids 'photographers and reporters and anyone else from coming within 65 feet of any response vessel or booms out on the water or on beaches. In order to get closer, you have to get direct permission from the Coast Guard captain of the Port of New Orleans,' while 'violators could face a fine of $40,000 and Class D felony charges. What's even more extraordinary is that the Coast Guard tried to make the exclusion zone 300 feet, before scaling it back to 65 feet.'" Read below for the Coast Guard's statement on the new rule. "The Coast Guard Captain of the Port of New Orleans has delegated authority to the Coast Guard Incident Commander in Houma to allow access to the safety zones placed around all Deepwater Horizon booming operations in Southeast Louisiana. The Coast Guard Incident Commander will ensure the safety of the members and equipment of the response before access is granted. The safety zone has been put in place to prevent vandalism to boom and to protect the members and equipment of the response effort by limiting access to, and through, deployed protective boom."

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  1. So? by Jethro · · Score: 1, Funny

    What's the problem? Not like anything interesting is going on around there.

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    1. Re:So? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, clearly we should ban press from all areas that Jethro finds boring.

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    2. Re:So? by MachDelta · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's pretty unlikely, given that not a single foot of the gulf is actually fucking boomed fucking properly. See, actual fucking booming requires that the fucking booming be in the fucking water, deployed in a piece-of-shit-cunt zig-zag fashion with the goddamn high points leading to fucking collection equipment. It also requires nearly round-the-clock fucking hand maintenance to deal with goddamn changing tides, fucking wind, fucking waves, fucking etc. Laying down a fucking straight line of fucking boom in the water, then fucking leaving it to sit does fuck-all to fucking contain oil, and less than fuck-all when it fucking gets fucking wadded up on the fucking beach a fucking couple hours later.

      FTFY.

    3. Re:So? by EdIII · · Score: 3, Funny

      He just stares at people blankly until they start babbling, and then hits them on the back of the head.

      Also known as a hillbilly "mating ritual".

    4. Re:So? by vrmlguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everyone's missing the real reason for the ban: too many "photographers" are using their "cameras" to steal the souls of the clean-up workers. The lich-kings (aka "Ted Turner" and "Ruport Murdoch") have long been stocking souls in preparation for the 2012 apocalypse. Louisianans, thanks to their voodoo culture, understand this and want to keep their souls for the use of the local shamans.

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    5. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I have a fix for that problem! Make theft illegal.

  2. Re:huh? by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 3, Funny

    Obviously the Coast Guard, on the payroll of Big Oil, is trying to engage in a massive cover-up so no one can find out about this alleged "Oil Spill."

  3. Re:FIINANLLY!! WE HAVE SOMETHING TO DO !!! by westlake · · Score: 2, Funny

    Coast Guard

    Because we all can't be seamen!

    I take from this that you don't live within 1000 miles of a body of water deep enough to float a rubber duckie.

  4. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Capsaicin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Daily Kos is not a "news outlet". It's a partisan blog.

    Well it started out that way, but clearly it has risen in stature to the point where it can now be compared to FoxNews in terms of reliability and integrity!

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  5. Re:huh? by Fluffeh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oil what?

    I thought there was an agreement to refer to this as a "Whoopsie Daisy".

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  6. Spoils my plans by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Funny

    What a crappy title. 65 feet ( 20m ) doesn't bar photography "near" a boom, it keeps idiots from bumping up against it. Unless photographers are using 1970 Instamatics, this should provide no obstacle to any serious photographer.

    I beg to differ, I had planned to do a series of night shots of booms with a Holga and an LED flashlight. I insight my "right" to engage in dangerous night missions that may lead to equipment damage be respected!

    Hey, some serious photographers use Holgas...

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  7. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Shimbo · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's very difficult to imagine - even Cthulhu has some principles.

    Yeah, he's opposed to deep water drilling, for a start.

  8. BP's next move... by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is to file for copyright on millions of images and thousands of hours of video of oil spilled in the Gulf of Mexico. Followed shortly by hundreds of lawsuits against news agencies for copyright infringement.

  9. That is nice by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like the bit about being allowed to get close to the ground for landing. So considerate. Goverment press releases, they can't help but make you smile.

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  10. Re:huh? by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Oh no. Not again." - a bowl of petunias

    Now if only we could figure out why the bowl of petunias said that? Anyway here's a LINK to CNN video where they compared this press censorship to when George Duh Bush blocked the press from documenting the Katrina flooding of New Orleans - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0NyinwQ6A#t=1m40s

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  11. Re:huh? by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's not an oil spill. It's been renamed an "unplanned petroleum surplus."

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