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French Company Offers Kidnapping Vacations

Posted by samzenpus on from the all-tied-up dept.

A French company is offering people the chance to get away from it all and be bound and gagged for a day. The company will abduct you without warning, and hold you prisoner for up to 10 hours. The kidnapping packages were among many unique vacations unveiled at the Tourism Futures conference in Brisbane.

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  1. bbbbfbfffxxvvrrt!!! by drumcat · · Score: 3, Funny

    *mumblemumble* I ddnt rr drr thz pckg dmmt *gasp*

  2. talks by gotem · · Score: 2, Funny

    do they then force you to hear presentations about buying a Part Time?

  3. Re:Awesome! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's the only way my employer will let me have a vacation, if someone abducts me! I get called back in every time I get a vacation approved.

    It would be great if you could arrange the pickup as you're walking down the street with your boss.

    "So yeah, I know you've got plane tickets but you'll have to come in on Saturday and ..."

    *screech*

    "That's him -- get him"

    *grab, shove, drive*

    "... what the fuck?"

    Then when you come back tell him you have to take some personal time, and you'll be back in a few weeks.

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  4. Husbands by imunfair · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most frequent use: kidnapping someone else

    Most frequent customers: husbands with talkative wives.

    Busiest day: Superbowl Sunday