Oil-Spotting Blimp Arrives In the Gulf
GAMP writes "A Navy blimp to assist oil skimming operations will be arriving to the Gulf Coast Wednesday evening, according to the Unified Command Joint Information Center. 'The airship will operate relatively close to shore, primarily supporting skimmers to maximize their effectiveness,' said US Coast Guard Capt. Kevin Sareault."
That's nice, but will reporters be allowed on board?
You can't legislate goodness. Let each to his own destiny, by will of his freely made choices.
Well, they would've succeeded at sticking their finger in the hole, and having some hilarious hijinks about it getting stuck.
Blimps don't HAVE to use Helium at all. Hydrogen is cheaper and less dense!
It appears that the unions are not oil-soluble. Perhaps if we add more detergent to the mix?
Cheers,
"What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
"A four-foot prune."
What do you do about the excess bacteria afterwards?
That's easy, you just send in oil-eating bacteria-eating bacteria.
Then after that's done, you send in oil-eating bacteria-eating bacteria-eating bacteria.
By the time we get up to needing cats all the mice will have drowned.
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