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Doctor Invents 'Zero Gravity' Radiation Suit
DrFrasierCrane writes "You think you feel weighed down when your dentist lays that lead apron on you to take X-rays: how about the doctors who deal with radiation treatments and have to wear those aprons all day long? A Dallas, Texas, doctor has created a 'zero gravity' radiation suit for just that problem. From the article: 'Physicians are supposed to wear a lead apron during those procedures. It is back-breakingly heavy and doesn't cover the body completely. The zero gravity suit eliminates the weight and the exposed openings.'"
No, he is just passing the inertial momentum to another universe, with slightly different universe constants, and thus, making perpetum mobile. The question is, is there some other universe that is using our universe as a inertium garbage bin???
I've invented a time machine that can take you into the future. You lay on it and close your eyes and when you open them again - pow, you are in the future. Admittedly it looks just like a bed, but appearances can be deceptive.
In space no-one can hear your vuvuzela.
It's effective weight is zero
Unlike the weight of an unnecessary apostrophe, which is crushing.
I just invented a zero gravity device for storing clothes. I'm going to call it, a "hanger"
Zero Gravity? It's hanging from the ceiling!
His to-do lists have won Pulitzers.
He's never neaded lip balm.
Whatever side of the tracks he's on ... is the right side.
If he say's something is Zero-Gravity ... it is.
He is the most interesting man in the world.