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Doctor Invents 'Zero Gravity' Radiation Suit
DrFrasierCrane writes "You think you feel weighed down when your dentist lays that lead apron on you to take X-rays: how about the doctors who deal with radiation treatments and have to wear those aprons all day long? A Dallas, Texas, doctor has created a 'zero gravity' radiation suit for just that problem. From the article: 'Physicians are supposed to wear a lead apron during those procedures. It is back-breakingly heavy and doesn't cover the body completely. The zero gravity suit eliminates the weight and the exposed openings.'"
I've invented a time machine that can take you into the future. You lay on it and close your eyes and when you open them again - pow, you are in the future. Admittedly it looks just like a bed, but appearances can be deceptive.
In space no-one can hear your vuvuzela.
It's effective weight is zero
Unlike the weight of an unnecessary apostrophe, which is crushing.
I just invented a zero gravity device for storing clothes. I'm going to call it, a "hanger"
Zero Gravity? It's hanging from the ceiling!
His to-do lists have won Pulitzers.
He's never neaded lip balm.
Whatever side of the tracks he's on ... is the right side.
If he say's something is Zero-Gravity ... it is.
He is the most interesting man in the world.