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Growing A House From Meat
baosol writes "From the boundary-pushing team of archi-visionaries who brought us the fabulous Fab Tree Hab comes a new (and somewhat disgusting) way to grow a structure — using animal flesh! The In Vitro Meat Habitat is a futuristic concept home composed of meat cells grown in a lab. The creator of the concept, Mitchell Joachim, is a futurist with a twist– he says he is actually developing the concept in a lab."
From TFA:
For fenestration, or openings of windows and doors, he envisions sphincter muscles that can open and close
Nothing like coming home from work to squeeze your way into a clenched asshole.
There's no place like Hormel
AT&ROFLMAO
Either that or Rot. I find it hard to believe they've synthesized a high-protein cell that can beat cellulose for structural strength and permanence.
SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
then let me just say two words: Beef Curtains.
the preceding post was not spell checked... suck it.
I think ideally the structure would have a fur coat exterior or some sort of hide.
Good thinking! The vegans and fur activists will go around painting houses for free.
Well, the real problems start when the house figures out how to feet itself, and discovers that there are great sources of proteine and fat directly inside it. :-)
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
If you put a nail in the wall, will it bleed? Will the house feel pain?
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.