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Consumer Reports Can't Recommend iPhone 4

jbezorg was one among many readers to send word that Consumer Reports has concluded that they cannot recommend the iPhone 4. (They still enthusiastically recommend the 3G S.) "It's official. Consumer Reports' engineers have just completed testing the iPhone 4, and have confirmed that there is a problem with its reception. When your finger or hand touches a spot on the phone's lower left side — an easy thing, especially for lefties — the signal can significantly degrade enough to cause you to lose your connection altogether if you're in an area with a weak signal. Due to this problem, we can't recommend the iPhone 4. ... Our findings call into question the recent claim by Apple that the iPhone 4's signal-strength issues were largely an optical illusion caused by faulty software that 'mistakenly displays 2 more bars than it should for a given signal strength.'" The comments on the article don't display any of the vitriol the Apple faithful have been known to unleash upon anyone daring to question the Cupertino way. Perhaps they are moderated.

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  1. 11 by ascari · · Score: 5, Funny

    So Apple has taken a play from Spinal Tap's playbook and use knobs that go to 11? The mind boggles.

  2. A workaround by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple engineers found that if you lick the antenna and hold it against a radio tower you get a full four bars. Unfortunately the Apple marketing department has yet to figure out how to spin this fix into a trendy commercial.

    1. Re:A workaround by phonewebcam · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll just wait for the iPhone 5.

    2. Re:A workaround by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ironically, "full" is actually five bars.

      There... are... four bars!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moX3z2RJAV8

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  3. Shut up and take my money! by xororand · · Score: 5, Funny

    - Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very
    - Shut up and take my money!

  4. Re:With such a simple solution at hand.. by blyloveranger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nintendo also can't depend on a cult to buy products and make excuses.

    Right, because who's ever heard of an Nintendo Fanboi?

  5. Re:Apple by Ihmhi · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm an Apple fanboy.

    I won't touch a iPhone 4

    UNBELIEVER! BURN THE HERETIC!

  6. Re:Apple by Kratisto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good thing, too. If you touch it, it will drop your calls.

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