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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Internet

Posted by samzenpus on from the vicky-who? dept.

MMBK writes "Our friends at JESS3 have unveiled The Ex-Blocker. It's a Firefox and Chrome plugin that erases all name and likeness of your ex from the Internet, even if they become a meme, or the president. You'll no longer have to threaten to delete your Facebook account or concoct an elaborate e-hoax to assuage the reality-shattering complications that are born from break-ups. Simply construct an Internet that omits bad vibes all together."

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  1. first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    First post (not including those by my exes)

  2. Is the reverse possible? by HopefulIntern · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't wanna erase her. I just wanna stalk her more thoroughly. Is it open source? Can I just place a '!' somewhere and reverse the effect?

  3. Tomorrow's announcement... by silverglade00 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Software company JESS3 announces service providing lists of available women for sale. Using the blocklists provided by their Ex-Blocker software, they have amassed lists of recently single women and are making them available to you for a low, low price!