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Man Claims 84% of Facebook, Gets Order Blocking Assets

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the trolls-are-everywhere dept.

Cyrus writes "According to a Bloomberg scoop, a New York man claiming to own a majority of Facebook has gotten a signed court order to block Facebook from transferring assets."

13 of 326 comments (clear)

  1. Re:Not Facebook! by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please win. Please win. Please win.

  2. Scary by gmuslera · · Score: 5, Funny

    He owns Faceboo

    1. Re:Scary by rjch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, since 84% of 8 = 6.72, it would be more accurate to say that he owns Faceboc.

  3. Re:Not Facebook! by lxs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't be bitter just because you don't have enough friends to play Farmville.

  4. Re:Contracts by box4831 · · Score: 5, Funny

    nah, he recently got a nre Kinesis keybiartf as well.

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  5. Re:This could be a good thing for Facebook by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 4, Funny

    put out spin how FB is under new derangement

    What an interesting comment on the state of Facebook. I've always suspected Facebook represented some type of derangement, now you are suggesting that what it needs is new derangement.

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  6. Re:Not Facebook! by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I learned about my last reunion on Facebook too. Ever since then, they've made it a policy never to announce reunions on Facebook.

  7. Re:Not going to matter by bsDaemon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it that obvious? I mean, I try to be a good person, but I didn't know how well it came across. Thanks for believing I'm not a lawyer.

  8. Re:Not going to matter by Abstrackt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it that obvious? I mean, I try to be a good person, but I didn't know how well it came across. Thanks for believing I'm not a lawyer.

    Always a pleasure. If you'd like me to doubt you in other endeavors as well please let me know!

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  9. Re:Not Facebook! by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least in Farmville you can actually have a virtual lawn where your avatar can stand and shake his fist at the kids.

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  10. Re:The Pellet thief by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 5, Funny

    They had to take him to a pellet court.

  11. Re:Not Facebook! by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Statue of limitations. English--learn it!

    Holy shit! That's the funniest thing I've read in a while.

    For the record, you might try Googling "Statue of limitations" next time and noticing that Google changes it to "statute" automatically for you.

    It's a clue, you should follow it.

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    Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
  12. Re:Not Facebook! by nschubach · · Score: 5, Funny

    You obviously aren't looking close enough!

    Humans are naturally drawn towards justice and fairNess, And see Zuckerberg as a person who denIgrates his customers

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