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Man Claims 84% of Facebook, Gets Order Blocking Assets

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the trolls-are-everywhere dept.

Cyrus writes "According to a Bloomberg scoop, a New York man claiming to own a majority of Facebook has gotten a signed court order to block Facebook from transferring assets."

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  1. Re:Not Facebook! by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please win. Please win. Please win.

  2. Scary by gmuslera · · Score: 5, Funny

    He owns Faceboo

    1. Re:Scary by rjch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, since 84% of 8 = 6.72, it would be more accurate to say that he owns Faceboc.

  3. Re:Contracts by box4831 · · Score: 5, Funny

    nah, he recently got a nre Kinesis keybiartf as well.

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  4. Re:Not Facebook! by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I learned about my last reunion on Facebook too. Ever since then, they've made it a policy never to announce reunions on Facebook.

  5. Re:Not going to matter by bsDaemon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it that obvious? I mean, I try to be a good person, but I didn't know how well it came across. Thanks for believing I'm not a lawyer.

  6. Re:Not going to matter by Abstrackt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it that obvious? I mean, I try to be a good person, but I didn't know how well it came across. Thanks for believing I'm not a lawyer.

    Always a pleasure. If you'd like me to doubt you in other endeavors as well please let me know!

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  7. Re:Not Facebook! by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least in Farmville you can actually have a virtual lawn where your avatar can stand and shake his fist at the kids.

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  8. Re:The Pellet thief by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 5, Funny

    They had to take him to a pellet court.

  9. Re:Not Facebook! by nschubach · · Score: 5, Funny

    You obviously aren't looking close enough!

    Humans are naturally drawn towards justice and fairNess, And see Zuckerberg as a person who denIgrates his customers

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