Mozilla's New JavaScript Engine Coming September 1
An anonymous reader writes "Mozilla has reached an important milestone as its new JavaScript engine, 'JaegerMonkey,' is now faster than the current 'TraceMonkey' in a key benchmark. Mozilla wants JaegerMonkey to be faster than the competition and launch on September 1, which means that JaegerMonkey will make it into Firefox 4.0."
Because the Taliban might start training their monkeys to interpret Javascript, too.
It's not exactly a huge leap of innovation, since monkeys already writing Javascript.
I can't explain some of the code I've seen, otherwise.
You're thinking of AlQuedaMonkey. TalibanMonkey tally me bananas.
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