The Chicken May Have Come Before the Egg
Muondecay writes "The age old question of which came first, the chicken or the egg, has been tentatively answered. The verdict? The chicken, or rather a key protein needed to form the shell of the egg. The protein, called ovocledidin-17, was known to be involved in binding calcite molecules that formed the shells, but the mechanism behind this was unclear until now. The protein acts as a molecular machine, binding to nanoparticles of calcite and guiding them to begin self-assembly of the shell. This gives tremendous insight for developing methods of nano-scale self-assembly based on natural processes, as well as settling heated cocktail party arguments everywhere."
How do you feel when your girlfriend sighs and stares at the window during sex with you?
Is it because, that one time you two broke up, she was lovingly dialated by a monstrous negro weenie? Do you see the tears fall from her eyes as you struggle to stay hard inside what feels like swirling a stir-rod in glass of warm water?
Does she cry when your semi-flaccid member falls out of her before she dries up, leaving you stranded trying to hand-feed it?
Does it make you hurt and angry to imagine her vagina having been pulled inside out the way pink socks are when pulled off Rosie O' Donnell's cankles?
That baby's conna come out dark brown and curly, bitch. Just you wait.
-- Tyrone
In the beginning God created the chicken, not the egg.
If you don't believe in macro-evolution, you should accept that you should not post in biology related anything.
Also, hoojey-boojey, rah-rah-rah, a smickle a smackle, biffle dah!
Nerd rage is the funniest rage.