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Massive EU Program To Study Three-legged Dogs
DMandPenfold writes "A multi-billion dollar European Union IT research fund will help study the behavior of three-legged dogs, it has been revealed. The fund will support extensive studies into how three-legged dogs move. There is a particular focus on how the dogs balance and function, given their missing limb."
Did they hear about the three legged dog that walked into a saloon?
The barkeep asked him what he wanted.
He said: "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw!"
The ladies call me the Three Legged Dog, and I'd love to show you how I move.
It used to be that The U.S. let the world in everything: steel production , electricity production, coal, silly government boondoggle projects, etc. Now we wake up one day and find that the Europeans are pulling ahead of us. leaving us in the dust in 3 leg dog research.
Another sad note on the decline of our once great country.
Giving it a robotic leg is just plane silly.
Which, for those of you not in the know, is less than car silly, but more than boat silly. Still, I think that method of comparing silly levels is plain silly.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
OMG ! Those billions of dollars could have been invested in the military in order to bring democracy in so many countries !
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS !
Stupid europeons ! They'd all be speaking german if it wasn't for us ! Just give us the money ! We are good with money !