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Massive EU Program To Study Three-legged Dogs

Posted by samzenpus on from the all-I-really-need-to-know-I-learned-from-a-three-legged-dog dept.

DMandPenfold writes "A multi-billion dollar European Union IT research fund will help study the behavior of three-legged dogs, it has been revealed. The fund will support extensive studies into how three-legged dogs move. There is a particular focus on how the dogs balance and function, given their missing limb."

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  1. Theo De Raadt Was Walking His Three Legged Dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Theo De Raadt was exiting his welfare paid 3 story colonial home to get some morning coffee. He checked left and right to see if the coast was clear before whipping out a brand new iPhone. ``OSX will be superior to anything open source will ever create'' he thought with both a smile and a tear.

    After he started up mailinglist.app and loaded the openbsd one, he quickly started writing up a snarky response to someone with a legit question. Before he suddenly felt ill. Realising what was happening he threw his head in his neck and let out the most diabolical laughter.

    Theo De Raadt had just shit his pants.

  2. 3 Legs? by uncholowapo · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    When I read it, I thought of the dog having a massive penis. Oh well, guess it's off to the internet to get my fix...