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Warships May Get Lasers For Close-In Defense

King Louie writes "Raytheon and the US Navy have successfully tested a ship-borne laser capable of shooting down aircraft. Video at the link shows the 32-kilowatt solid-state laser shooting down an unmanned aerial vehicle. The technology is apparently mature enough to be deployed as part of ships' short-range missile defenses, a role currently filled by the Basic Point Defense Missile System (based on the Sea Sparrow missile) and the Close-In Weapons System (based on a 20mm Gatling gun)."

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  1. One Question.. by flaming+error · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it shark-mountable?

    1. Re:One Question.. by thesandbender · · Score: 5, Funny

      We're going to need a bigger shark.

    2. Re:One Question.. by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is it shark-mountable?

      Now there's a stupid question. Where do you think the lasers COME FROM? Obviously the shark tank.

    3. Re:One Question.. by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is it shark-mountable?

      Probably, but it would burn the hell out of the shark's groin.

    4. Re:One Question.. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is it shark-mountable?

      WARNING: Do not look at shark with remaining good eye.

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    5. Re:One Question.. by memyselfandeye · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't know if we're just fishing for gaffs or trolling for comments, but some people sure have a whale of a time with their puns around here.

    6. Re:One Question.. by ooshna · · Score: 2, Funny

      A whale would work really good we could mount two lasers for multi-directional targeting, great idea.

    7. Re:One Question.. by Shark · · Score: 4, Funny

      Will you guys stop messing with my head? Literally...

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  2. Powered by wind by keithpreston · · Score: 3, Funny

    The best part is the Siemens Wind Energy Advertisment before the video. Apparently a with a few Windmills and a laser. Pew, Pew, Pew, we can finally have a green war!

  3. Re:Yeah. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> And what if it's a cloudy day?

    Crank up Dark Side of the Moon and spark one?

  4. Fricken ships! by morphotomy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fricken ships! With Frickin laser beams!

  5. The Navy should be warned before deployment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pointing lasers at aircraft might get the navy arrested.

    1. Re:The Navy should be warned before deployment by jd2112 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pointing lasers at aircraft might get the navy arrested.

      By you and what Army?

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  6. Man whatnow? by HeckRuler · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man the laser-harpoons!

  7. Re:Numerous advantages by ascari · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, it's all fun and games until the enemy brings out... gasp! ... Mirrors!

  8. Re:32 kilowatt!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hanlon's corollary, part 2:

    Never ascribed to stupidity that which is adequately explained by kdawson.

  9. Re:Numerous advantages by Krau+Ming · · Score: 2, Funny

    you forgot less kickback when fired...at least that's what happens in goldeneye 007 for N64 when i got the moonraker laser.

  10. Re:Question... by xmousex · · Score: 5, Funny

    the shark will still bite you though but nice try

  11. Re:Priorities by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    well, the unemployed, veterans and the ill could build, man and be targets for these devices if they had even the slightest motivation to be useful.

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  12. Yes but... by bytethese · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can it make popcorn?

  13. I see a great need... by Megane · · Score: 4, Funny

    I see a great need for a UAV-mounted Jiffy Pop module.

    It is a moral imperative.

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  14. Re:Let's keep it orderly... by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 4, Funny

    Red lasers on one side, blue lasers on the other. I keep forgetting which is which...

    It's red lasers on the port side, green lasers on the starboard side showing from dead ahead to 2 points abaft of the beam. I thought everyone knew that.

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  15. Obligatory by Punko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Having success against targeting drone is one thing, but up against the living?

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  16. Re:32 kilowatt!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nimby. Nobody wants to park a Nimitz carrier in their backyard.

  17. Re:Yeah. by BattleApple · · Score: 2, Funny

    And what if it's a cloudy day?

    Then they use different weapons?
    Did you think they were going to scrap all existing weapons and replace them with this thing?

  18. Re:Yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    But, the REAL question is, am I immature enough to deploy the technology as part of my cubicle's short range coworker defenses?

    Why yes, yes I am.

  19. Re:Navy's answer to Chinese Anti-Carrier Missile by Sockatume · · Score: 3, Funny

    It'd also be useless if the USSR reformed and launched a sneak attack in league with the martians, which is an equally relevant scenario in the current geopolitical climate and the scenarios for which this system is intended.

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