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Darth Vader Robs Long Island Bank

Posted by samzenpus on from the I-find-our-lack-of-funds-disturbing dept.

Apparently the destruction of the second Death Star has stretched the Galactic Empire's coffers so thin that Lord Vader himself is robbing banks. From the article: "Impotent Rebel Alliance security forces tell Newsday (paywall) that Vader marched into a Chase bank in Setauket around 11:30 a.m. today. Brandishing a completely unnecessary handgun — as he had the power to choke the oxygen out every teller's throat — the fallen Jedi demanded cash."

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  1. Re:Obviously by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hahahaha

  2. Re:WTF? by mark-t · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Uh... the guy was waving a gun in some teller's face. How is that remotely something that a person should be finding humorous?

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