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Will Ballmer Be Replaced As Microsoft CEO?

Strudelkugel writes "The Beast reports unhappiness with Steve Ballmer as CEO of Microsoft: Sources say the talk around Microsoft's Redmond, Washington, headquarters — which has grown increasingly loud ever since Apple surpassed Microsoft in market capitalization — is that the company's stock suffers from a 'Ballmer discount,' and that the CEO is on the clock to significantly move the needle on its share price over the next two or three quarters or face a potential move to oust him. 'Ballmer is on the list of mega-executives under pressure,' says a banker who has negotiated deals for Microsoft. 'If he was asked to leave the building, I suspect there would be more happy than unhappy people.'"

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  1. the Balminator by KernelMuncher · · Score: 4, Funny

    He threw a chair at one of his staff. What's he going to do when they come to fire him ? Throw an entire office set ?

  2. An idea by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could always ask Steve Jobs if he would be CEO of Microsoft. It worked out great for Apple...

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    No sig. Move along - nothing to see here.
    1. Re:An idea by MouseR · · Score: 4, Funny

      Balmer at MS also worked out well for Apple. And Linux. I say we keep him there.

  3. Paging Mr McBride by Linker3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr Darl McBride to the white courtesy phone.


    /A surreal moment

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    AT&ROFLMAO
  4. ...in favor of someone better suited... by starglider29a · · Score: 5, Funny
    Tony Hayward is available!

    He's got the "right stuff".
    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-07-26/leadership-tips-from-tony-hayward-or-not-.html
    • Deny and minimize problems
    • Emphasize your own power and importance.
    • Make the story all about you
    • Never apologize, and don't even pretend to learn from your mistakes.
    • Hang onto your job even when it's clear you should go

    And experience in negatively impacting an entire ecosystem. Perfect! (Also perfect that this article posted 14 minutes before the Slashdot article. ;-)

  5. Re:To be replaced by...? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Except for losing out to the Wii, having a... what is it? 55% failure rate?

    Look, I'm trying hard to think of MS products that aren't widely ridiculed. That's kind of a short list, and I'll thank you to work with me on this difficult project.

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    Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  6. Re:Not Surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Keep up, the old Zune is long gone. The brown thing no one buys has become a black glossy sleek beautiful responsive elegant thing that no one buys.