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HDMI Labeling Requirements Promise a Stew of Confusion

An anonymous reader writes "In many ways HDMI has revolutionized the way we connect devices. By unifying video and audio into a single cable manufacturers have been able to make their products easier to set up than ever before. Until recently there hasn't actually been much difference in HDMI cables. But things are about to get confusing with the introduction of HDMI 1.4. By the 1st of January 2012 manufacturers of products with HDMI ports won't actually be able to call HDMI 1.4 by its real name. In fact, come November 18 this year those selling cables won't be able to use HDMI 1.4 or HDMI 1.3 to delineate between different products. Instead cables that support version 1.4 of the HDMI standard will have to use one of five different labels. The new labels? Well, as this story explains, they're going to cause a new level of confusion for anyone hooking up a home cinema. Add to this the fact that the HDMI organisation keeps the details of its specifications secret, and translation between version numbering and marketing-speak will be well nigh impossible."

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  1. My only question is... by boneclinkz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will my $600 gold-plated monster superconductor cable support the new standards?

    1. Re:My only question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why take the chance. Just buy the new $800 version and you'll be good to go!

      8-)

    2. Re:My only question is... by noidentity · · Score: 4, Funny

      My friend, $600 will buy you a lot, but a cable that works with the newest HDMI standards it will not. May I interest you in our $1200 version? It's twice the pri.. quality. And in case you want higher quality YouTube videos, we've got the amazing Denon AK-DL1 Ethernet cable. It will sharpen your web-browsing experience, and make it run faster.

    3. Re:My only question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think that Denon cable is even better than my now previous favorite, - Best buy sells a fiber optic patch cord with gold connectors to enhance signal quality. Wow.

    4. Re:My only question is... by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

      No. Using cables labeled "HDMI 1.3" instead of "Standard Speed" will result in rounded harmonics on the peak voicing pressures of cross-coupled sound space reproductions.

      The new cables are made with labelling technology that accesses the uppermost reaches of gullibility distortion, ensuring that your credulous experience is the highest quality known to science.

      The waiting list is open, and financing is available.

    5. Re:My only question is... by alexo · · Score: 2, Funny

      My friend, $600 will buy you a lot, but a cable that works with the newest HDMI standards it will not. May I interest you in our $1200 version? It's twice the pri.. quality. And in case you want higher quality YouTube videos, we've got the amazing Denon AK-DL1 [denon.com] Ethernet cable. It will sharpen your web-browsing experience, and make it run faster.

      Don't forget that you can buy the same cable for $2500 on Amazon(*), after all, the more expensive the better.

      (*) Spoiler: Read the reviews. All of them.

  2. Yes by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 5, Funny

    and so will your coathanger.

  3. Somebody at Monster Cable... by Petersko · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...just jizzed all over his monitor.

    1. Re:Somebody at Monster Cable... by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

      Monster doesn't have a CFO. CFOs are for companies that have a chance of a negative unit margin on a product. Monster just has a shovel and a vault.

  4. Re:Remember kids by boneclinkz · · Score: 5, Funny

    I once feigned ignorance (not much of a feat for me, in most things) and asked a Best Buy employee what was better about the $100 HDMI cables. He said two things that I thought were amazing*.

    1) My Playstation3 was not going to look as good on the $20 cable, because all the colors could not go through the cheaper cable fast enough.

    2) The more expensive cable uses a better conductor metal for "better frequency".

    *I don't really fault an employee that's making $8 an hour with no commission for talking out his ass, I just thought this was funny.

  5. Re:Remember kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...he colors could not go through the cheaper cable fast enough.

    Did you ask him what the speed of unladen European colors are through the cheaper cabling?

  6. Re:And what will future versions be called? by Nkwe · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a few years presumably some even higher bandwidth specification will come along - no problem if they used version-numbers, but once you have labelled the first generation "standard" and the current generation "High Speed" what're you going to be left with to use next and not end up looking stupid?

    "new higher speed", "max speed", "ultimate speed", "super more ultimate than ultimate speed", "I Can't believe its not high speed... speed"?

    Ludicrous Speed

  7. Re:why not REALLY simple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because many TVs have sockets labelled HDMI 1, HDMI 2, HMDI 3, etc - and people would think they needed a different type of cable for each one.

  8. Re:Remember kids by sidb · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm gay, and my A/V system is better than yours. But my cables came from Monoprice.

  9. Re:Remember kids by alanebro · · Score: 5, Funny

    I worked at Best Buy in highschool. We had an ongoing competition of: -Whenever someone was interested in a ps2, try to get them to buy an XBox. -Whenever someone was interested in an XBox, try to get them to buy a ps2. Good times.

  10. Re:Remember kids by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would have asked him how a passive cable knows which bits in the stream are the colors.

    A prism's also passive, and it knows how to separate colors. The wires just do the same thing, right?

    --
    I am not a crackpot.
  11. Re:why not REALLY simple? by halltk1983 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bought the cheapest cables that Best Buy offered and haven't had any problems.

    You spent $60 on an HDMI cable?

    --
    Watch for Penguins, they eat Apples and throw rocks at Windows.
  12. Forget 1.5 by AltairDusk · · Score: 2, Funny

    HDMI Lineup:
    1.4 - High Speed
    1.5 - Full Speed
    1.6 - "It goes to plaid."