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To Ballmer, Grabbing iPad's Market Is 'Job One Urgency'

Barence writes "Microsoft's Steve Ballmer has vented his frustration at the success of the iPad and said developing a Windows alternative is 'job one urgency.' 'Apple has done an interesting job of putting together a synthesis and putting a product out, and in which they've... they sold certainly more than I'd like them to sell, let me just be clear about that,' Ballmer told analysts. The Microsoft boss said the company plans to deliver a range of tablet formats in the next year, some based on Intel's next-gen Oak Trail processor. 'It is job one urgency around here. Nobody is sleeping at the switch. And so we are working with those partners, not just to deliver something, but to deliver products that people really want to go buy.'" In Microsoft's vision, slates will run a derivative of Windows 7.

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  1. Re:Anger. by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shocking news. Microsoft exec upset by the success of a member of the competition that Microsoft cannot buy out

  2. Re:Anger. by DurendalMac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chairs are flyin'.

  3. Just do the opposite. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Microsoft's vision, slates will run a derivative of Windows 7.

    Apple just put out something that is so well integrated and Microsoft decides to start with a derivative? OMG! Calculus MS101 fighting Calculus MS102! Is it normal or am I talking at a tangent here?

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    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
  4. Ballmer Kong by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://pixelatedgeek.com/2009/09/steve-ballmer-as-dk/

    I really want someone to make a Donkey Kong rom hack with chairs instead of barrels and Ballmer instead of DK.

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    You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
  5. Re:Anger. by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shocking news: Microsoft working on a project very similar to one developed by Apple.

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    What are we going to do tonight Brain?
  6. Re:It's going to be called the KANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    KANT -

    Kinda like Apple's New Technology

    That sounds like a TUNA
    noT
    qUite
    aN
    Acronym

  7. Re:Anger. by Darth+Snowshoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Right click under computer, then select properties. Click that. Cycle the tabs and select the hardware tab. Hit the radio button for 'all users'. Click on the box for 'environment variables'. Tab to your account in the accounts pop-up and do a double-click. Now select 'touch screens' from the control panel. Do an alt-F7 for DCP. Next, enter your admin password at the fill form. Now pop back to 'properties'. Hit apply but don't close the form yet....

  8. Re:Anger. by jcinnamond · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've lost count. Probably five times at least

    You need to work on your counting skills.