Hardware Hackers Reveal Apple's Charger Secrets
ptorrone writes "In this 7-minute video we explore the mysteries of Apple device charging. Usually, device makers need to sign a confidentially agreement with Apple if they want to say their charger 'works with iPhone / iPod,' and they're not allowed to talk about how the insides work. If you don't put these secret resistors on the data lines too, you get the dreaded Charging is not supported with this accessory. We demonstrate how anyone can make their own chargers that work with iPhone 4, 3Gs, etc."
Resistance is Futile
"She's certainly well-geeky, but 'hot' she's not ;-)"
Nonsense! She has all the characteristics of hotness:
Airway.
Breathing.
Circulation.
"This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Want to cry into your underwear with nerdlust?
Read an article from http://badphysics.wordpress.com/, spend a few futile minutes googling for more pictures and trying to internally reconcile her ravishing looks with such effortless eloquence and boundless intelligence, and then fall even deeper into self-loathing despair with the realization that even your hypothetical best version of yourself wouldn't be good enough for her.
Or, you know, don't. But you get my point. Hopefully, because I don't.
I'm still trying to figure out if you're talking about catching her on a day with low self-esteem... or rape.
Airway.
Breathing.
Circulation.
Dick? (checks) Nope. Houston we're ready for liftoff.
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
Yes, but will she blend?
Airway.
Breathing.
Circulation.
Dick? (checks) Nope. Houston we're ready for liftoff.
Erection? (checks self) Nope. Houston, we have a problem.
When you have nothing left to burn you must set yourself on fire
You can upgrade to the latest model every few years. As long as you can afford it.
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Since when did jerking off in the bushes outside someone's bedroom window count as rape? Jesus, guys...it's not as if I'm sort of sicko.
This cannot be! Apple is about supplying the best customer experience, about rolling out magical devices to the masses to free them from the bondage and slavery of technology as imposed by those proprietary, secretive for-profit companies!
Browsing at +1 - no ACs, I ignore their posts. So refreshing!