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US Military 'Banned' From Viewing Wikileaks

Following up on its risible demand that Wikileaks return the Afghanistan documents, the Pentagon has banned military members from viewing the documents. The Washington Times obtained copies of Navy and Marine Corps messages to their troops saying that accessing the documents even from a personal computer is "willingly committing a security violation." Wired notes that terrorists everywhere are under no such restriction. Reader carp3_noct3m writes "I am personally left almost speechless at this disconnect from reality demonstrated by the military. I am a USMC Iraq war vet, and find these policies completely ridiculous. They show the inability of our supposedly technologically knowledgeable military to fuse this knowledge with policy, mostly due to the political pressure that has erupted to 'take care of' the Wikileaks problem."

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  1. Re:Military Policies in General by mandark1967 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure doing it your way would have been a smashing success on Omaha Beach or Tarawa or Saipan or Iwo Jima.

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  2. Classified forever by sjames · · Score: 4, Funny

    Keep in mind, we're talking about an organization that still considers some strategic documents from WWI to be classified. My God, can you imagine the damage if Germany finds how many Sopwith Camels we had in air worthy condition in 1917?

  3. Re:Wouldn't it be against the rules anyways? by severoon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's be honest. The reason the military doesn't want their own people to see the wikileaks documents is because it doesn't want them to realize what a complete farce this war (and by extension the war in Iraq) is.

    Sorry, but this theory of yours is ridiculous.

    If the military can achieve preventing anyone within its ranks from seeing the documents, then it will be just like they were never leaked in the first place. The scientific experiement is so simple to conduct you can even use a baby in place of the military industrial complex, as follows:

    • show toy to baby
    • note reaction (baby notices presence of toy, reaches for it, goes "goo" perhaps)
    • place toy behind cardboard (make sure the cardboard you use doesn't interest baby)
    • note reaction (baby ceases to recognize toy is still present)

    For that baby, the wikileaks isn't just out of view, it ceases to exist! This has been proven over and over again. If you don't find this experiment convincing and you're willing to take the time and effort, redo it but this time make sure "Firewall" or something computery is written on the cardboard this time, you'll get the exact same result. (Don't use glitter as that will attract baby and it will be hard to "separate evidence" as science-like people term it.)

    So we should make a law that puts the leaked information behind a piece of uninteresting cardboard, problem solved. I said, PROBLEM SOLVED. NEXT PROBLEM, PLEASE! as this one is solved

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  4. Curious... by faber0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Documents that only military personell could read are now documents that everyone but military personell can read. What's the classification tag for that?

  5. Re:Wouldn't it be against the rules anyways? by Szechuan+Vanilla · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, you've missed the fundamental abstraction:

    Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under socialism, it is the other way around.

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