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Senate Approves the ______Act Of____

An anonymous reader writes "Apparently the Senate was in such a rush to get out of town that it forgot to name an 'important' bill that it passed, so the bill goes to the House as The ______Act of____. That's how it appears in the Congressional Record, though the Library of Congress has it listed as The XXXXXXAct ofXXXX. As for what's in the bill, well that appears to be as mysterious as the name. It was officially announced as a bill to tax bonuses to execs who received TARP money. But then someone simply deleted the entire bill and replaced it with text about aviation security. And then it was deleted again, and replaced with something having to do with education. However, because of these constant changes, many of the services that track the bill have the old details listed. On top of that, Nancy Pelosi called the House back for an emergency vote on this unnamed bill, and anyone trying to find out what it's about might be misled into thinking its about aviation security or something entirely unrelated to the actual bill. And people wonder why no one trusts Congress." It appears that the government's new martial law plans are being passed after all.

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  1. Re:o rly? by Ephemeriis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When one party leads the Congress and the Presidency the American people will get the shaft.

    Agreed.

    The real problem now is that instead of the press harping on every thing the Congress and Presidency did while under Republicans they have suddenly clammed up.

    I guess that depends on what "press" you're listening to.

    I was shocked and appalled at how much the Bush administration got away with. It didn't seem like anybody was holding them accountable. Sure, there was some noise about this or that... Primarily on the "liberal" channels like MSNBC... But nothing of any substance at all.

    These days the "liberal" channels don't seem all that concerned about what Obama is doing. The "conservative" channels like Fox News, however, are plenty noisy. And you still get the occasional complaint out of someone on MSNBC that Obama isn't being "liberal" enough. But again it's still just noise with no substance at all.

    Nobody is holding any of these folks accountable for their actions. It doesn't matter if there's a D or an R next to the name, they're all lying through their teeth and getting away with it.

    Not even the usual campaign promise white lies either... Straight-up, stupidly blatant stuff like saying "I support this" on Monday, and then claiming on Tuesday that you never said you supported anything, even while the tape rolls on-screen. And nobody cares!

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    "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
  2. Re:Bureaucracy by natehoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What we need is a body of the Legislature whose sole job is to eliminate obsolete, obscure, and unclear laws.

    Since their job would be the opposite of that of Congress, I suggest a name that is equally opposite.

    "Pro" is the opposite of "Con".

    Therefore, I suggest we call the new body "Progress".

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    "This post contains words, known to the State of California to cause thought. Wash brain thoroughly after reading."
  3. Re:o rly? by a_nonamiss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And nobody cares!

    Honestly, the best reporting on this type of stupidity is "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart." It's a shame that a news program whose explicitly stated goal is humor is the only outlet reporting this stuff.

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    -Arthur
    Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules
  4. Partisan politics is immature bigotry. by baffled · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Intelligent folk should be above it. Both parties are broken, neither party aligns with your beliefs. Government isn't a sports game - the only real winners or losers are the people. The people of the US are giving up their independence and freedom to numbing mountains of laws and bureaucracy. They are ignorant of government spending and its resultant inflation and debt. The almighty dollar is the foundation we all stand upon and if you don't recognize the need for concern, you need to start paying attention to what our own accountants are saying - your Congressmen are not.

  5. Re:o rly? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Humour is one of the safest ways to report the truth.

    The comedians are the last ones to go before protest and news goes entirely underground.

    Serious people aren't too hard to shut down. Those that appear unserious, are much harder. When they actually shut down the satire, your society is a few breaths away from actual insurrection.

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    Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.