The Great Typo Hunt
jamie writes "Incensed by a 'no tresspassing' sign, Jeff Deck launched a cross-country trip to right grammatical wrongs. He enlisted a friend, Benjamin D. Herson, and together they erased errant quotation marks, rectified misspellings and cut unnecessary possessive apostrophes. The Great Typo Hunt is the story of their crusade." We have already covered the duo's fight with The National Park Service.
I doubt he'll be going to Texas. There's so many retards there, his only hope would be to look for the occasional accurate sign and put a check mark on it.
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
Did you actually read what I posted? I explicitly said that I would not accept any explanation "that consists of simply restating the rule in question in complicated and impressive-sounding language that may or may not betray the fact that the explainer has never been to a Linguistics 101 course."
You get a few points on using "countable" and "uncountable." Now answer my question and explain to me why you insist that "fewer relates to countable nouns, less to uncountable."
Are you adequate?
Yuppers. That's my point...that there ARE so many retards where you apparently are. I'm proud of you for figuring it out. Would you like something more difficult?
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.