Apple Outs Anti-Jailbreak Update
Stoobalou writes "Apple has issued an emergency update for devices running the iOS 4 mobile operating system. iOS 4.0.2 plugs the security hole exploited by the iPhone Dev Team to allow pain-free jailbreaking of the iPhone 4 and its manifold siblings as well as... actually, that's about it."
*insert joke about Mac users being gay here*
Now we're going to have to wait a week before another exploit is released publicly. Shucks.
We have to go back to jailbreaking the old fashioned way with a computer and a USB cable - it'll take ten minutes rather than five now and require you to RTFM. And all because Apple wants to fix a gaping security hole. DAMN THEE DRACONIAN STEVE JOBS!!1!
catch (HumourFailureException e) { e.user.send("You, sir, are a humourless idiot."); }
Of course, it is a problem that you need to jailbreak an Iphone to enable basic functionality. But if the media has such a problem with that, maybe they could actually focus on that instead of praising Apple all the time
They're afraid of being modded down.
Living With a Nerd
In modern parlance, "bricked" means "mildly inconvenienced for about 30 minutes" rather than "made completely inoperable to the point where the hardware is now about as useful as a standard brick" and "zero day" means "sometime within the next 5 years after the actual software was released in the first place."
Well, hell hath no fury like a geek who's been mildly inconvenienced.
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Even back in the linux router modding days, "brick" was starting to lose its meaning. Someone announced a "de-bricking" technique and it started a whole debate on what "bricked" really meant.
I therefore propose new terminology: "turd" is when you can't fix it with JTAG or similar. You can still build houses out of turds, but it takes a lot more talent and dedication.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Just file this under "CmdrTaco Hates Apple." In fact, I propose that as a new hash tag.
But then I realized the cable was blue, so I only gave it one star. I hate blue.