Apple Wants Patent On Video Game-Based iBooks
theodp writes "Patently Apple reports that a new Apple patent application has surfaced describing an application that would record your personal journey through a video game and turn it into a custom comic or iBook when you're done playing. Imagine how thrilled little Billy's Mommy would have been if she only had the chance to read the story of her son's foray into Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas or see how he dealt with BioShock's Little Sisters."
Pretty soon they will be asking for patents on applying for patents!
For I, Grobbolus, the Lord of the third realm and Master of Kapawnga forbade it to them.
and only now do I see the pun. durp.
"There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
The fact that you didn't all-caps Apple in your little shitpost there is pretty telling about how far up Jobs' ass you are. Can't even bring yourself to mar Apple's name while mocking someone else. Sad. Very sad.
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