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Geek Squad Sends Cease-and-Desist Letter To God Squad

An anonymous reader writes "A Wisconsin priest has God on his car but Best Buy's lawyers on his back. Father Luke Strand at the Holy Family Parish in Fond Du Lac says he has received a cease-and-desist letter from the electronics retailer. From the article: 'At issue is Strand's black Volkswagen Beetle with door stickers bearing the name "God Squad" in a logo similar to that of Best Buy's Geek Squad, a group of electronics troubleshooters. Strand told the Fond du Lac Reporter that the car is a creative way to spur discussion and bring his faith to others. Best Buy Co. tells the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel that it appreciates what Strand is trying to do, but it's bad precedent to let groups violate its trademarks.'"

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  1. In other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Best Buy lawyer struck by lightning.

  2. unfair competition by grapeape · · Score: 4, Funny

    They were probably just worried that "prayer" might prove more effective than the typical geek squad employee and cut into business.

    1. Re:unfair competition by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 2, Funny

      As a tech, I find that prayer is often a tool in my methodology when working with windows...

    2. Re:unfair competition by IICV · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, you hafta recite the Chant of Damnation* at least once every time you go through the Ritual of Restarting in order to appease the machine spirit.

      Failure to do so is the leading cause of bluescreens (little known fact!)

      *You know, the one that goes "Damn Windows, damn Microsoft, damn Gates...."

  3. Its always reformat and reboot with the God Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They've turned into a bunch of fucking Buddhists.

  4. Re:Obviously overzealous by qwijibo · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's more overlap than you may think. Geek Squad caters to many Windows users. Anyone on Slashdot running Windows knows that prayers are a big part of it continuing to work on a day to day basis.

  5. Obligatory by S3D · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder what happen then God sends Cease-and-Desist order to Geek Squad...

  6. Re:Logo by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Geek Squad colors are reversed. Orange up top black on bottom.

    Does that mean that Geek Squad is Satanic?

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  7. Re:Trademark by wikid_one · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm pretty sure, if it came down to it, I'd rather call the priest to deal with my computer issues.

  8. Re:Orange and Black? by Mitchell314 · · Score: 2, Funny

    (instead of the religious holiday All Hallow's eve, or the older Celtic Fall holiday).

    Exactly, satan worship. Heathen.

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  9. Re:Trademark by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm pretty sure, if it came down to it, I'd rather call the priest to deal with my computer issues.

    My computer is full of daemons.

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  10. Maybe they'd have a case if by eshbums · · Score: 2, Funny

    the priest started charging exorbitant amounts for things that a user with 30 seconds on google could figure out on their own. "$80 rosary installation - bring in your rosary, and one of our trained technicians can install it around your neck. *Removal of existing necklaces only $5 each for Reward Zone members"

  11. Re:Obviously overzealous by teh+kurisu · · Score: 2, Funny

    God and Geek are not easily confused.

    Only if your sysadmin isn't doing his job properly.

  12. Re:Logo by oldspewey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hold on a second, doesn't the type of service being offered play a factor as well? Unless this pastor offers a service where he comes into your home, searches for porn images on your computer, and then passes those images around to his buddies, I don't think there's a case for infringement here.

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  13. Re:Logo by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah the logo is similar but parodies have been ruled as protected speech by the Supreme Court. Best Buy's lawsuit would get thrown-out.

    Normally I'd say "Fuck you Best Buy," but I think "Smite thee!" might be more appropriate. It is unwise to mess with the Creator of the universe. Even megacorps are not that powerful.

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  14. Re:Simple solution for these cases by bartwol · · Score: 2, Funny

    What if an Islamist group wants to do the same thing?

    That would be fine as long as they don't drive the car anywhere near Ground Zero.

  15. Re:Logo by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be quite a stretch to say this religious man is any way trying to claim to work on breaking computers.

    I don't know... Listening to some of the expletives around the office, I believe many people are invoking the help of a deity in hopes that their computer issues don't wreak havoc on the work they've done so far.

  16. Re:Logo by Surt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but you have to remember that God is just a 'creator of the universe' impersonator. And He is the one who is really unwise to mess with the Creator.

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  17. Re:Logo by RobertLTux · · Score: 4, Funny

    and in some cases prayer may work better than geek squad

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  18. Re:Logo by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2, Funny

    Geek squad goes around ostensibly fixing computers, but they can't fix a soul.

    Or a computer.

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  19. Re:Orange and Black? by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are other religions, you know.

    Blasphemy!

    Madness!

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  20. Re:Orange and Black? by suutar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sparta!

  21. Re:Orange and Black? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Spoon!