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First 3-D IMAX Porn Movie Made In Hong Kong
tekgoblin writes "Christopher Sun of Hong Kong is directing a new porn movie that will actually be in 3-D. The movie is being called 3-D Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy and will be the first 3-D IMAX porn movie. From the article: 'First out of the gates, the soft porn Hong Kong film comes as the stricken industry, hit hard by free Internet porn in recent years, turns to 3-D as a potential money-spinner, following on from the success of Hollywood blockbusters such as James Cameron's Avatar.'"
Asian chicks dude. Honestly with 2d chests how is anyone going to realize the film is 3d?
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Why, because we use our technological advances to feed our more primal desires? Been that way for thousands of years. We are still here......
Good joke: Why did man first walk upright? A: To free his hands for masturbation.
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We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
I prefer to go into city porn theaters. I take one of those 'super soaker' type water guns and fill it with white hand lotion (I prefer Jergens). I sit in the back and start 'shooting my load', as it were, all over the crowd. Oddly, very few of them seem to mind.
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Jesus, taking the family out to porn just isn't the same as it used to be.
Got to pay for parking $10, 2x Adult tickets at $25 and 2x Kids $15 tickets + $5 x 4 for 3D! Then the wife and kids are going to want popcorn and candy. That's another $40.
What started as just a nice night out to watch some porn with the family ends up costing $150. No wonder the theatrical porn industry is dieing. Who has that kind of money?
As long as they don't have those spray devices in the back of the seat in front of you like they have in some of the 3D theme theaters...
Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.