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HP CEO's Browsing History Used Against Him

theodp writes "Anything you browse can and will be used against you. An investigation of ousted HP CEO Mark Hurd's surfing history reportedly convinced the HP Board that Hurd had had a personal relationship with sexual harassment accuser Jodie Fisher, even if not sexual. Just the latest example of how HP 'work[s] together to create a culture of inclusion built on trust, respect and dignity for all.' The WSJ reported a person close to the investigation said Hurd had looked at clips from racy films featuring Ms. Fisher, a former actress, while someone 'familiar with Mr. Hurd's thinking' said he merely did a Google search of 10 minutes or so. One wonders how many more 'personal relationships' with Ms. Fisher the browser histories of HP's 304,000 worldwide employees might reveal. BTW, nice to see that Hurd has made it to HP's ex-CEO-Hall-of-Fame page."

230 comments

  1. Some other tidbits from his browsing history by Pojut · · Score: 3, Funny

    bangedup.com

    cracked.com

    www.yzzerdd.com

    naughtyceoassistants.com

    google search: how to sexually harrass someone and not get caught

    1. Re:Some other tidbits from his browsing history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Blonde Bombshell (with my penis) inurl:imdb

    2. Re:Some other tidbits from his browsing history by whisper_jeff · · Score: 3, Funny

      google search: how to sexually harrass someone and not get caught

      Clearly he should have used Bing for that search...

    3. Re:Some other tidbits from his browsing history by FatJuggles · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      hahhaaa... I wish I had mod points. I don't know if they got the Bill Gates joke.

    4. Re:Some other tidbits from his browsing history by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      bangedup.com

      cracked.com

      www.yzzerdd.com

      naughtyceoassistants.com

      google search: how to sexually harrass someone and not get caught

      careerbuilder.com

    5. Re:Some other tidbits from his browsing history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      naughtyceoassistants.com

      Oh, man, I was hoping that was a real link.

      I mean, spectacles, business attire, bossy women, stockings and high-heels. You've got half of my fetish needs covered right there. :-P

      Now all I need is pudding, saran wrap, a butt plug, and punk music, and I'm there.

    6. Re:Some other tidbits from his browsing history by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Even worse...
      www.slashdot.org

      Now he is on www.monster.com

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    7. Re:Some other tidbits from his browsing history by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I think there's a rule about this...

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  2. HA HA by JamesP · · Score: 3, Funny

    Next time be really nice to IT

    Or request your own internet connection, not going through proxies or anything

    But better still, don't be a moron and look at anything NSFW (at least not intentionally) while at work

    Funny story, my last company's proxy would prevent us from apt-get upgrade. Why? libsexy /o\

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    1. Re:HA HA by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But better still, don't be a moron and look at anything NSFW (at least not intentionally) while at work

      Honestly, I wonder about people who do such things. Not just at work, but also in public places. I was on Amtrak once, and I sat next to someone who had a pornographic picture as his desktop background. In plain sight, on a train filled with other people, and no attempt was made to hide it.

      I have no problem with porn, or looking for "racy" clips of your former-actress-coworker, but I would think that people would want to be a bit more private about these sorts of things. Surely the CEO of HP has a home where he can privately look at whatever he wants.

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    2. Re:HA HA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe he doesn't see anything wrong with it and doesn't care about your opinion?

    3. Re:HA HA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you post a copy of it or something similar so we can analyze this?

    4. Re:HA HA by dov_0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sounds like Simon didn't like him.

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    5. Re:HA HA by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      I don't get the idiots that would use the traceable network to get their porn. I don't think there are too many companies that track data accessed from the optical drive (4 GB) or an SD card reader (64 GB), or screen capture software to view what employees are working on. These people could easily carry the data to their machine by hand, access in a form that probably isn't tracked, keep it on their person to prevent it accidentally being discovered, and as long as they are discrete about making sure nobody else catches a glimpse of it, they would probably be in the clear.

    6. Re:HA HA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He should have gotten himself a HP smartphone and done his questionable surfing over the cell network, out of the reach of corporate IT.

    7. Re:HA HA by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your workplace typically has far, far more bandwidth than your home, and a decent proxy server, and often has better computer screens and video cards than people who pay for home hardware can afford. That can provide a much better porn experience. And many porn sites do not easily support downloading the content, prefering to stream it live: technically sophisticated users can usually save it, but that's often considerable extra work.

      I've actually gotten censured for having porn on the screen, even though it was becausae I was tracing spam being sent through a partner's mail server and tracing back the links and weirdness in the web page source code to analyze the company to send court orders to. I was in a discreet location checking the content, and when discreetly confronted about this had the email history and previous complaints to managers from me about the issues. But I was experienced enough to know to keep all that history.

      The real conclusion from that is you have to CYA. Not only be innocent, but be able to prove it if you do anything that can be misinterpreted. I was lucky: the person who reported me, and hadn't believed my explanation of the material, learned a valuable lesson. And I got more support for setting up a DMZ for people to use their home laptops in, and keep them off the work network connecton, and to _not_ monitor that.

    8. Re:HA HA by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Step 1) Buy a 3G USB dongle.
      Step 2) Disconnect your ethernet cable, insert dongle.
      Step 3) Surf porn without risking your career.

      Is that really that freakin' hard for the CEO of a major computer manufacturer to figure out???

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    9. Re:HA HA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Step 1) Buy a 3G USB dongle.
      Step 2) Disconnect your ethernet cable, insert dongle.
      Step 3) Surf porn without risking your career.

      If he'd been a little more careful about where he inserted his dongle, he'd have avoided all this trouble in the first place.

    10. Re:HA HA by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Our society is moving inexorably toward greater acceptance of sexuality in the public square. Thankfully. There is no good reason to get all upset about some skin and thrusting. Porn consumption is acting as a catalyst toward a natural acceptance of sexuality as a positive thing rather than some shameful thing that needs to be hidden at all costs. I think most of urban gen Y and younger are just waiting until they're in the majority and then it will be time for Sexual Revolution Part Deux: Electric Boogaloo.

      Europe is almost there as it is, nudity (which I know is not inherently sexual so nobody jump on me for conflation) is socially acceptable in Germany and environs, red light districts in the Netherlands are pretty in-your-face, and neither element is destroying those societies (even though I wouldn't want to live under their political restrictions).

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    11. Re:HA HA by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This guy is the CEO of a gigantic multinational corporation. FY 2009, he apparently took home 24million and change. I'm guessing that he could have afforded a nice laptop and a decent cellular broadband connection....

    12. Re:HA HA by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      Yes; but that doesn't mean he knows anything about computers.

    13. Re:HA HA by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Surely the CEO of HP has a home where he can privately look at whatever he wants.

      That home is also where he most likely keeps his wife who can make his life hell, or take half his shit when she leaves.

      Work is much safer.

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    14. Re:HA HA by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>I sat next to someone who had a pornographic picture

      Was it really pornographic, or just a naked person? Many people don't consider the human body something to be ashamed of, and therefore no reason to hide it, or not include it on their personal desktop.

      The more of these stories I hear about people losing jobs because of browsing history, the more convinced I am that workers should simply delete the web browser off their computers. It can be reinstalled later if you need it for work (which most people don't).

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    15. Re:HA HA by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>>Not only be innocent, but be able to prove it if you do anything that can be misinterpreted.

      That's assuming they give you a chance. In my experience most managers fire the employee (or contractor) and have him escorted out of the building without any opportunity to access the logs on their computer (and thereby prove innocence). You are tried, judged, and presumed guilty automatically.

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    16. Re:HA HA by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      On that note, a rich guy like him couldn't afford an independent cell modem? I have one.

      OTH, he probably felt he was doing nothing wrong until he got caught.

      I suspect there is a lot more under non-disclosure agreements than came out== that and a 40 mil paycheck if he didn't fight it.

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    17. Re:HA HA by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Strange, it's been my experience that work hardware is exactly the opposite. And while the work place *may* have a better connection than you do at home ( not a guarantee in the age of Verizon FIOS and cable speeds ), their proxy usually ruins the experience entirely, by it's very nature.

      The home computer experience is often much better than work, and you have the benefit of not getting in trouble for indulging in your albino midget fantasies.

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    18. Re:HA HA by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      My wife fully supports my "habits," as I do hers.....if his wife doesn't like it, then I'd argue he married the wrong woman.

    19. Re:HA HA by somersault · · Score: 1

      If he needs to look at porn, I'd argue he'd married the wrong woman :P

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    20. Re:HA HA by spamking · · Score: 1

      Your workplace typically has far, far more bandwidth than your home, and a decent proxy server, and often has better computer screens and video cards than people who pay for home hardware can afford.

      True, but it also has a higher number of users who also want to use the bandwidth, not to mention the fact that there's a better chance others will see what you're watching on your larger monitor while at work. The workplace also tends to have a range of firewalls and filters that serve as a bottle-neck and a higher number of restrictions on what you can and cannot do the network.

      Why even take the chance?

    21. Re:HA HA by spamking · · Score: 1

      I'm sure he knew that it wasn't the smartest move to watch questionable videos while at work . . . but he probably felt like the rules didn't apply to him as the CEO.

    22. Re:HA HA by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      My home network can do 100Kb/s up, which is plenty fast for tiny proxy.

      I also have a $4.99/month VPS that is on a very fast line that I run ssh -D and tiny proxy on.

    23. Re:HA HA by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Depends where you work.. HP i'm sure has a lot more bandwidth than anyone does at home, and being high enough in the company Hurd probably has whatever their latest and highest end workstation is... On the other hand, he earned enough and was the CEO of a huge technology company so most likely he had a similar workstation at home plus all the bandwidth he'd need...

      Other people who are lower down in such companies however, tend to have much older or lower end equipment...

      And most companies that aren't huge like hp, or bandwidth related companies (eg isps) have fairly poor lines which are hugely over subscribed... It's not uncommon for several hundred employees to be sharing a 1.5mb link or similar. Some places i've worked at you'd be lucky to get 0.5mbit/sec download rates during the day, but after hours you can download at 50mbit easily.

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    24. Re:HA HA by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Is that really that freakin' hard for the CEO of a major computer manufacturer to figure out???

      I've worked at a computer company. Making middle-managers understand the concept of pressing Fn + F2 together (it was a laptop) required a Powerpoint presentation (I WISH I was kidding)

      So don't even get me started on the 3G thing. But still, he could have asked someone to do it for him

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    25. Re:HA HA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people like variety. So there's no "right woman" for them.

      IMO, perhaps such people shouldn't bother marrying at all unless they're trying to start a family (statistically kids do better in a "conventional" family).

    26. Re:HA HA by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      And I'd argue that while the candy may very well come in a million different wrappers, it's still the same old candy underneath. : )

      I'm not sure what my post is advocating, so I'll leave that for the readers moral guidance unit to interpret.

    27. Re:HA HA by mangu · · Score: 1

      I was on Amtrak once, and I sat next to someone who had a pornographic picture as his desktop background

      I had something even worse happening to me once. I was on a train working on my notebook and the guy sitting next to me kept looking over my shoulder to see what I was doing.

    28. Re:HA HA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or ssh tunnel

    29. Re:HA HA by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      The real conclusion from that is you have to CYA. Not only be innocent, but be able to prove it if you do anything that can be misinterpreted.

      That's funny, I thought it was up to the accuser to prove you were guilty, not the other way around.

      My situation wasn't NSFW material, but I once, not to long ago, had a guy at work accuse me of changing one of the reports in his Access database. He did this in an email that was CC'ed to quite a few managers. Since I had done nothing but open his Access database (I hadn't actually changed the report, just looked at it), I told him to provide proof that I'd changed his report or keep his accusations to himself. Since the guy doesn't know nearly what he thinks he does (he's "locked down" his database by having the VBScript disable a bunch of things and put a password on the VB area, not that a cheap password cracker couldn't bypass it :P) that's where the whole thing stopped.

      The sad part about that whole situation is that I've repeatedly told management that his database is a mess (hacks on top of hacks on top of hacks with no real maintenance ever done). Even though I'm the IT Manager and I can show how much of a mess his system is, they continue to use it and allow him to set the rules. This is even after they told me that I need to "work with him". I said I had no problem with that, but the guy doesn't like any criticism of his system whatsoever. Even when I tried to link it up to some other systems, he was completely against it. And yes, from time to time his database gets corrupted and he has to restore from backup (then again, I think that just happens with every Access database). I even tried to clean it up and show that I could make it quicker and that went nowhere. And even when the guy messes something up, he still tries to blame me, and then quickly covers it up with "I fixed it" without bothering to explain what happened.

      Luckily, we'll eventually be throwing his whole system out (this would not be a bad thing) and replacing it with a system that is designed much better.

    30. Re:HA HA by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      Our society is moving inexorably toward greater acceptance of sexuality in the public square.

      And where do you see this happening? Sure, there's a coffee shop here and there where people are served by women in bikini's or lingerie, but by and large it isn't happening. Movies are still getting R ratings for showing a boob. Maybe cable channels are getting more racy. Not that I care much about any of it since I just keep it off the TV when the kids are up (I even have to pay closer attention to some morning news shows since they decided to show the lingerie shoots of the last Miss America contest at 7am).

      Hurd didn't resign for violating any law. In fact, he would have been found not guilty of violating any sexual harrasment laws. He resigned because he was violating HP's own standards of conduct policy. These are internal policies that are likely far more strict than any law on the books.

    31. Re:HA HA by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd assume that you don't make it to "CEO" without learning that, while the rules usually don't apply to you, they can suddenly apply good and hard if, for other reasons entirely, you are no longer considered to be desirable...

    32. Re:HA HA by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      Strange, it's been my experience that work hardware is exactly the opposite. And while the work place *may* have a better connection than you do at home ( not a guarantee in the age of Verizon FIOS and cable speeds ), their proxy usually ruins the experience entirely, by it's very nature.

      Alternately, at smaller business they'll have 30 people on an Internet connection meant for less than five. In which case streaming video is impossible. Hell, I've had my work day grind to a halt because I need to download some drivers and someone else decided to download a few DVD images.

      The home computer experience is often much better than work, and you have the benefit of not getting in trouble for indulging in your albino midget fantasies.

      ... how did you... I... (deletes history) yeah, those people are frrrrreeeeeaks.

    33. Re:HA HA by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Insightful

      OTH, he probably felt he was doing nothing wrong until he got caught.

      When you're working at that level (CEO at a company as big as that), then your work and personal time tend to blur. In fact, ignore "tend to" you lose all separation. People call you up with work problems all the time, you're never disconnected from your email, you spend so much time with your PA that they're as much family member as colleague. And don't even mention the travelling. So you're hardly likely to carry two laptops everywhere you go or swap from one to the other constantly.

      It's easy for people here to say "shouldn't have done this through work account" but in reality it's not so simple. And the argument of misusing the company's resources is valid, but the salary and expenses (legitimate expenses) of someone in that position are so high that it would seem absurd to such a person to say they were stealing from the company. They could (and do) repay the debt by working an extra five minutes that they're supposes to. Well, except that these sorts of jobs don't come with "forty hours per week" on the contract, but the point stands. CEO of a company isn't a job, it's a lifestyle.

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    34. Re:HA HA by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      fair point well made.

    35. Re:HA HA by quickgold192 · · Score: 1

      Yes; but that doesn't mean he knows anything about computers.

      That's true. We're talking about HP here, after all...

    36. Re:HA HA by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      You're confusing 'is moving' with 'has moved'. The fact that you cite an example yourself doesn't help you. Bikini baristas are but one piece away from topless baristas, which are in turn another piece away from nude baristas. (Do it one step at a time and you've got stripper baristas.) Your other example doesn't help you either, as there was a time when exposed breasts would have been over the line. Both indicate a change in progress that just isn't done yet. (And if you think movies rated R in the last few years could have ever dreamed of such leniency when the current ratings system was founded in the 60s then I suggest that you are on drugs.)

      Why are you talking about laws? I'm talking about social norms. So was the person I was responding to. Neither of us are explicitly interested in whether Hurd is a law breaker or not (let alone corporate policies).

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    37. Re:HA HA by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Something I neglected to comment on, I'm a parent myself, and while I never dispute any parent's right to raise their child as they see fit (within the law), why would I care if my kid saw a lingerie shoot? Oh no, she's just standing/sitting/lying there, and she's in her underwear! The horror! Surely, the fragile minds of my idiot children will be swayed by her wiles and cause them to become unbound sluts or rapists!

      I must make clear, I am not saying that your children are in fact fragile idiots, but rather that you must perceive them to be so, otherwise you would trust that they could handle something as mind-bending as an attractive woman in her underwear. I have always perceived my role as a parent to enable the independence of my children with the greatest degree of wisdom and discernment that they themselves can develop, and that doesn't come from ignorance. My own parents tried desperately to shelter me, and not only was I insulted by that (and I'm not talking about teenage rebellion, but feeling the treatment as indignity from roughly kindergarten age onward), but it drove me to go out of my way to expose myself to what they would forbid me to know or see. Consequently, being resourceful, I was exposed to hardcore porn starting at about age ten, and I learned all about great human atrocities such as the "work" of Joseph Mengele at about the same age. I handled it, but in hindsight it wasn't healthy to have had to introduce myself to these things with no possible input or guidance from my parents, who would have simply been upset that I wanted to know about them.

      Those who are not resourceful tend to develop an ongoing disinterest in learning itself. I've seen it happen over and over, and it's the saddest waste of human capacity. Anyway, the point is that the best way to truly prepare children for the world that they must live in is through guided knowledge. They must see and understand (through the opportunity to discuss matters objectively).

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    38. Re:HA HA by bmajik · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The other day i was sitting at a stop light, and i looked over at the pickup next to me, and hanging from the rear-view mirror was a picture of a naked woman with enormous breasts.

      And i thought "hrm.. wonder what the guy who drives this truck looks like?"

      And i noticed a man driving, and a woman sitting in the passenger seat, i.e., a couple.

      My thoughts wondered about the dynamics of that situation. Was that a woman who lived in an oppressive relationship, where her sense of self, and her idea of self-worth, and her opinion, were all suppressed? Was she desperately looking for a way out? Was this the best she could do?

      Or, did she just not care about such things at all? Has she gotten over the fact that men are visual animals with a natural lust for the physical form? Does she simply accept him at his nature, and realize that it isn't a reflection of her or what he thinks of her?

      I would wager that 80% of the over-the-road trucks in the USA have a 2D naked woman somewhere in the cab. It's as much of being a trucker as the CB radio.

      For some reason, its more acceptable in a trucker cab, because that is "more private" than the glass box of a pickup cab, and that is "more private" than a laptop screen (to some people).

      But modern work/life dynamics (and trucking regulation -- thanks DOT) are such that the trucker is in his office less than the information worker is in his (i.e. their computer screen is on...)

      But i also think there is a just-below-the-water insidiousness in these judgements. I see a naked woman in a pickup, and i shift my gaze to see what the person _looks like_ who's driving the truck. I have some kind of inbuilt bias about what kind of person lets me see that they have naked pictures.

      I expect most slashdotters are like this -- we've been tought that naked pictures is something to "get caught with", and that someone who might display them publicly has something wrong with them, and as such, when we see them in public life, we wonder what kind of wrong-person is responsible.

      There is this idea that truckers can have naked pictures in their offices, and that CEOs can't.

      Why are CEOs held to a higher "moral" or "ethical" standard than truckers? Aren't both of them just people?

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    39. Re:HA HA by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Our society is moving inexorably toward greater acceptance of sexuality in the public square.

      Sort of. On one hand children are being sexualized earlier and earlier, and we're more accepting of revealing clothing and such. On the other hand movies that would have been PG or PG-13 in the 80's would be R today, and some might even have a hard time hitting that mark. We completely can't handle sex in video games, period, no matter what age group its marketed to. We're deathly afraid of the gay. Boobs still scare us half to death.

      America is as sexually schizophrenic as ever. On one hand we can handle seeing a females ankle more than ever, but on the other hand we have a growing contingent of wacko religious extremists who have no problem with regulating other people's behavior, and enforcing their limited sense of decency on others. They own congress, and other vast chunks of America's power establishment. The rest of the population is getting more liberal in their views though.

      Seriously, we had to listen to constant blathering, and watch tons of money fly around furiously over a little bit of some old pop stars NIPPLE showing for a fraction of a second. Janet Jackson's nipple causes a larger commotion than a natural disaster in a far off land which killed 1000s of people. To me this is a good statement of where we stand.

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    40. Re:HA HA by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the people who hang plastic testicles from their trailer hitches.

    41. Re:HA HA by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I thought it was up to the accuser to prove you were guilty, not the other way around.

      That may work when your accuser is a peer, but not when your accuser is your boss.

    42. Re:HA HA by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I'd assume that you don't make it to "CEO" without learning that, while the rules usually don't apply to you, they can suddenly apply good and hard if, for other reasons entirely, you are no longer considered to be desirable...

      But if someone more powerful than you wants you gone, it doesn't matter what you've done; you're still screwed. So I guess this CEO figured he could as well indulge himself, since not having done anything wrong wouldn't save him any more than it would save anyone else if someone powerful wanted him gone, and wouldn't harm him otherwise.

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    43. Re:HA HA by hitmark · · Score: 1

      a manager do not a IT engineer make.

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    44. Re:HA HA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that a woman who lived in an oppressive relationship, where her sense of self, and her idea of self-worth, and her opinion, were all suppressed? Was she desperately looking for a way out? Was this the best she could do?

      Maybe she liked looking at naked women, and the picture was her idea.

    45. Re:HA HA by BraksDad · · Score: 1

      A truckers cab is normally a privately owned space. The often sleep there. I would certainly draw a distinction between that an a corporate LAN/Office.

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    46. Re:HA HA by idle12 · · Score: 1

      > Yes; but that doesn't mean he knows anything about computers.

      Yea, I mean... who would expect the CEO of a large computer company to know anything about computers. PFft.

    47. Re:HA HA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But better still, don't be a moron and look at anything NSFW (at least not intentionally) while at work

      Whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down there Sally! Lets not go over board.

      How's about, route all your private traffic through SSH/VPN to your home, where it then connects to the internet, and use a browser that doesn't keep stuff on the hard drive.

      That's what I do! That's why I'm the only one in the company to have MSN and everything else not blocked!

  3. Nice to see nothing's changed there by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone remember their previous board spying scandal? Must be a REAL fun place to work.

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    1. Re:Nice to see nothing's changed there by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      And to think, if they simply didn't do this bullshit, they could have afforded to keep people on (including my sister who now works elsewhere).

    2. Re:Nice to see nothing's changed there by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      looks like the internal security hasn't learnt the leason and is leaking like a sieve if they are leaking ifo about sensative investigations like this time for a new HR Director and director of ethics me thinks.

    3. Re:Nice to see nothing's changed there by PPH · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the leak was intentional. There may be elements within the company that are attempting to drive the corporate culture in a more 'conservative' direction.

      If so, HP is dying. Time to sell the stock, find alternate suppliers and cut your losses.

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    4. Re:Nice to see nothing's changed there by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Well don’t forget that Tom Perkins resigned over the pretexting, and I suspect after that some of the newer non execs are Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers friends and where told to cut any CEO/President off at the knees if he even looked like they where up to something.

      Also some times companies have been known to employ an axeman and then dump him after he’s done all the sacking a restructuring.

  4. The HP Way is dead. by happy_place · · Score: 4, Interesting

    HP died with Lew Platt. Carly Fiorina was a trainwreck. The HP Way is gone and done, and has been since the first layoffs just prior to 9/11.

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    1. Re:The HP Way is dead. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      HP died with Lew Platt. Carly Fiorina was a trainwreck. The HP Way is gone and done, and has been since the first layoffs just prior to 9/11.

      Amen to that, although the skeptical would assume that Fiorina was a sign and not a catalyst. HP is over and anyone buying products from them today is buying punishment for their bad decisions first and foremost. HP support has become a complete nightmare and like Sun, they have been buying products and firing the people who understand them as quickly as possible.

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  5. the story summary is rather sympathetic to hurd by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

    sexual harassment is pretty serious. one would think we should be more sympathetic to jodie fisher, not hurd

    oh right, his browsing history was used against him. therefore, we should be sympathetic to him (rolls eyes)

    if you are under investigation for something serious, investigators will investigate you, as they should. what is so dramatic or controversial about that?

    why is the browser history angle supposed to be particularly inflammatory or peculiar? its just another avenue of investigation, as valid as any other. nothing big brother here, nothing amazing or new or even remarkable about this avenue of investigation

    if this concept of using your browsing history against you bothers you, then delete your browsing history. end of drama

    oh, and don't engage in sexual harassment. pffffft

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    1. Re:the story summary is rather sympathetic to hurd by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      sexual harassment is pretty serious

      The last time I worked for a big corporation, we were given a guide to avoiding sexual harassment. Already, this should suggest to you that "sexual harassment" covers more than you think it does -- after all, we were given a guide to avoiding it, not just told to show respect to our coworkers. The guide indicated that pinning up a swimsuit calendar in your cubicle is considered sexual harassment. So is look at sexy (not necessarily nude or pornographic) pictures on your computer, since a female coworker might see the display and get offended.

      Sorry, but ever since then, I have been suspicious of "sexual harassment" claims, particularly when details are scant and the claims come out of a corporation. If one her first day at HP, her first encounter with Mr. Hurd was him grabbing her butt in the copy room and asking her to get naked, then fine, it is sexual harassment. Without details indicating that, though, I would not jump to conclusions.

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    2. Re:the story summary is rather sympathetic to hurd by davev2.0 · · Score: 2, Informative
      You would be right if he was found to have committed sexual harassment.

      But, he wasn't.

    3. Re:the story summary is rather sympathetic to hurd by Maarx · · Score: 2, Funny

      If one her first day at HP, her first encounter with Mr. Hurd was him grabbing her butt in the copy room and asking her to get naked, then fine, it is sexual harassment.

      Nah, he waited until the second day. That's what his buddy Larry E. told him to do.

    4. Re:the story summary is rather sympathetic to hurd by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      sexual harassment is pretty serious.

      Unless it is committed by a Democratic governor of a southern US state. In that case, perjury and a little political demagoguery can make it go away.

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    5. Re:the story summary is rather sympathetic to hurd by couchslug · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Already, this should suggest to you that "sexual harassment" covers more than you think it does -- after all, we were given a guide to avoiding it, not just told to show respect to our coworkers."

      I use the military "senior NCO self-defense" method though I'm now retired. I don't speak to female co-workers unless it's pure business, I don't socialize with female co-workers, and I'm flawlessly polite to them. I avoid being unaccompanied with them in the same room, but do it subtly.
      I ensure they are assigned and evaluated fairly, but given the choice I'd rather keep females at the workplace far enough away to avoid any perception of conflict-of-interest.

      Military-origin Protip:
      Keep at least one kickass female supervisor around to discipline other females. Bonus if that female is non-White. There are plenty of good females who want to do their job, but the game is what it is and it doesn't respond favorably to resistance.

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    6. Re:the story summary is rather sympathetic to hurd by tresstatus · · Score: 1

      sexual harassment is pretty serious

      The last time I worked for a big corporation, we were given a guide to avoiding sexual harassment. Already, this should suggest to you that "sexual harassment" covers more than you think it does -- after all, we were given a guide to avoiding it, not just told to show respect to our coworkers. The guide indicated that pinning up a swimsuit calendar in your cubicle is considered sexual harassment. So is look at sexy (not necessarily nude or pornographic) pictures on your computer, since a female coworker might see the display and get offended. Sorry, but ever since then, I have been suspicious of "sexual harassment" claims, particularly when details are scant and the claims come out of a corporation. If one her first day at HP, her first encounter with Mr. Hurd was him grabbing her butt in the copy room and asking her to get naked, then fine, it is sexual harassment. Without details indicating that, though, I would not jump to conclusions.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBVuAGFcGKY

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    7. Re:the story summary is rather sympathetic to hurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been harassed by Calvin Klein billboards...

    8. Re:the story summary is rather sympathetic to hurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I heard, she didn't care (well, they reached a personal resolution), and was actually shocked at how far this escalated. If the harassed and the harasser settle their problems civilly, I don't see how it is anyone else's business anymore. Sure, if there is some internal corporate standard, we should leave, or "go to rehab" for appearances sake, but beyond that no one should really care anymore.

      If this was something serious, like rape or if the two parties involved didn't previously resolve their interpersonal problem, then I could see a massive public brouhaha.

      Also, who cares if he looked up freely clips of her? I once was friends with a couple girls involved in porn (a Suicide Girl), and I did Google her. One of my last neighbor's friend was also in porn, and I looked up her clips too (she offered a free membership even). Am I a bad person for this? Did I do anything wrong? The woman in this case wasn't even involved in porn, she was an actress, so thousands of people have already seen whatever unforgivable evil we're yelling at Mr. Hurd for viewing.

      Yes, sexual harassment in the work place is bad. It should be frowned upon. But we should also be careful about in which circumstances we erect our pillory.

    9. Re:the story summary is rather sympathetic to hurd by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Exactly this kind of behaviour counts as harassment at my work place. The act of singling out jobs based on gender, keeping one kickarse female on to discipline others, and actively locking females out of any kind of social circle is considered a form of workplace bullying if not direct gender discrimination.

      I'm just saying it may work very well in the military, but that kind of action will land you in hot water at a multinational corporation. Imagine the headline said worker sued because HP's CEO employed a 2IC who was male simply because they only had one office to share and he didn't want to risk a female who may end up in a sexual harassment lawsuit? He'd be the laughing stock of the world. ... I mean more so.

  6. What would you bet... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

    I have a feeling there is going to be a spike in searches for Jodie Fisher for a few days.

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    1. Re:What would you bet... by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      Former actress? I think they forgot the _PORN_ part.

    2. Re:What would you bet... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Because she wasn't. She started in R rates Cinemax skin flicks that didn't have penetration. Racy yes, erotic yes, porn no.

  7. No automatic sympathy for either. How about facts? by syousef · · Score: 2, Interesting

    sexual harassment is pretty serious. one would think we should be more sympathetic to jodie fisher, not hurd. oh right, his browsing history was used against him. therefore, we should be sympathetic to him (rolls eyes)

    Pardon me if I'm sympathetic to neither since I know neither party nor do I know the exact circumstances. A woman making a sexual harassment claim should neither immediately receive sympathy nor suspicion. Likewise claims of spying or overstepping the bounds of what might be considered reasonable surveillance is not something anyone should automatically have a knee-jerk reaction to. The bias you are seeing is because you are on a geek message board not a feminist message board.

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  8. Train Wreck by dangitman · · Score: 1

    The linked page of former HP CEOs is one of the most pathetic web pages I've ever seen from a company of the stature of HP. The horrible, unflattering thumbnail-sized photos. The description of their careers, which basically amounts to "this person lived for a period of time and worked for HP." What the hell kind of company puts this material on their website?

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    1. Re:Train Wreck by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      hp.com for one

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    2. Re:Train Wreck by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      The linked page of former HP CEOs is one of the most pathetic web pages I've ever seen from a company of the stature of HP. The horrible, unflattering thumbnail-sized photos. The description of their careers, which basically amounts to "this person lived for a period of time and worked for HP." What the hell kind of company puts this material on their website?

      If you click on them, you get some details on their tenure at HP. Interestingly, Hurd's is a 404.

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    3. Re:Train Wreck by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Since it's not a 410 maybe there's hope for him then. Perhaps they'll replace it with 406, 417 or 301.

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  9. Anything you do on the net ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can be used against you. There are a whole bunch of things I won't say on the net and a whole bunch of searches I won't do. In a sense I feel a whole lot less free because I know that, even if I'm not being specifically watched, it is easy to find anything I have ever done online and use it against me.

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  10. No Sympathy by whisper_jeff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While the summary is full of sympathy for Hurd, implying that he was the wronged party in this situation (boggles the mind...), I have absolutely no sympathy for him. Ignoring the fact that he got a rather sizable golden handshake which would enable most people to retire in luxury, he was stupid. When you're in a management position, especially a senior management position (such as the CEO...), you have an obligation to not cross personal boundaries. Members of senior management should know better. It's inappropriate and it's the sort of thing that leads to trouble. Shockingly, it lead to trouble.

    No sympathy. I have no clue if he was a good CEO or not, but he was a stupid one, that's for certain.

    1. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe he knew the risks and thought the reward was worth it, and neither wants nor cares about your opinion, and is very much enjoying his golden parachute and looking forward to his next major CEO position. You expect people in such positions of power to live by the same rules they expect the rest of us to live by? Ha! I say. Ha.

    2. Re:No Sympathy by rilles · · Score: 1

      Silly rabbit, rules are for the minions to follow.. they don't apply to top management.

    3. Re:No Sympathy by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      you have an obligation to not cross personal boundaries. Members of senior management should know better. It's inappropriate and it's the sort of thing that leads to trouble.

      Really? How do you think he got to senior management? You don't think the upper echelons of management hinges on hard work and know how, do you? Please consider the need to be able to play golf in order to thrive in that environment.

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    4. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wow. I can't find any details at all about what he did wrong, but you've found him guilty. What I did find was that his accuser went public because she felt his punishment was too extreme.

      On Sunday, Ms. Fisher, who had accused Mr. Hurd, 53, of sexual harassment, disclosed her identity in a statement from her lawyer and said that she had never had a sexual relationship with Mr. Hurd. "I was surprised and saddened that Mark lost his job over this," she said. "That was never my intention."

      I find that a bit annoying, because sexual harassment claims are a bit like atomic bombs, they have devastating results and should only be used as a last resort. If she didn't want him fired, there were probably better options.

    5. Re:No Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have sympathy for him after watching this clip of her http://www.dalealplay.com/informaciondecontenido.php?con=109201 (NSFW or CEOs)

  11. The case against Hurd is dubious by hessian · · Score: 2, Informative

    This article summarizes it well but I'd have to quote more than "fair use" allows:

    http://gawker.com/5609386/heres-the-real-reason-hp-ceo-mark-hurd-was-fired

    tl;dr Hurd was a goofus and tried to get intimate with a subordinate but backed off when it went nowhere, and probably did nothing illegal or immoral to Jodie Fischer or HP; the board just wanted to avoid publicity.

    1. Re:The case against Hurd is dubious by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hurd was a goofus and tried to get intimate with a subordinate but backed off when it went nowhere, and probably did nothing illegal or immoral to Jodie Fischer or HP; the board just wanted to avoid publicity.

      Well, I would hope that someone with his salary and responsibility would be more of a "Gallant" and less of a "Goofus."

      Yeah, I read "Highlights" back then in the 70's in the doctor's office waiting room.

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    2. Re:The case against Hurd is dubious by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Is suspect the *real* reason isn't known (and maybe never will be). The board obviously wanted him gone, and not just because of some silly harassment suit that could have been easily handled. The evidence pointed to a mutual relationship, and that would have made it easy to fight and cheap to pay off (if they had been inclined). The sexual harassment thing was likely just a convenient pretense for a board that had been wanting to let him go for whatever other reason(s) for some time.

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    3. Re:The case against Hurd is dubious by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      The board just wanted to avoid publicity? They sure fucked that one up.

    4. Re:The case against Hurd is dubious by Urkki · · Score: 1

      the board just wanted to avoid publicity.

      ...and succeeded!

      Oh, wait...

  12. What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    sexual harassment is pretty serious. one would think we should be more sympathetic to jodie fisher, not hurd

    I agree, sexual harassment is a very serious problem and should not be taken lightly. But could you present the evidence of sexual harassment? Larry Ellison said of it '"The H.P. board admits that it fully investigated the sexual harassment claims against Mark and found them to be utterly false." Furthermore the reason Hurd was fired appeared to be "numerous instances where [Hurd's love interest, Jodie Fisher] received compensation and/or expense reimbursement where there was not a legitimate business purpose, as well as numerous instances where inaccurate expense reports were submitted by Mark or on his behalf that intended to or had the effect of concealing Mark's personal relationship with the contractor." If that's true, misuse of company funds is also serious but not on the level of sexual harassment.

    oh right, his browsing history was used against him. therefore, we should be sympathetic to him (rolls eyes)

    My concern here -- and what I think the general readership thinks -- is that Hurd did some questionable things or possibly made some enemies and so they tried to dig up anything they could on them. When the sexual harassment charges didn't stick well enough, they used a company policy that everyone is guilty of: using company resources and time to google silly things or read tabloids or do things unrelated to work. "Racy" means "Mildly risque, exciting." So he visited some mildly risque sites?

    Basically this looks to be a scenario where Hurd upset someone and they simply looked through his browsing history in order to find a reason to terminate him. Are they constantly searching through browsing histories of all 304,000 employees to find which employment they should terminate? No, they are not. You speak so highly of ethics regarding sexual harassment but what about the ethics of terminating the employment of just one person when he is no more guilty than thousands of other employees -- which you also have the means and option to investigate.

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    1. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by johnhp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nice try Mark, but I think the board's decision is final.

    2. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by corbettw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If that's true, misuse of company funds is also serious but not on the level of sexual harassment.

      Seriously, you think sexual harassment (an entirely civil matter) is worse than embezzlement (a criminal matter)? How does that make a lick of sense?

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    3. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      misuse of company funds is also serious but not on the level of sexual harassment

      HOW do you figure that? Sexual harrassment can be minor or it can be a major, in this case we have no idea what level this could have been considered.

      On the other hand, we have $75,000 thrown away on non-work related stuff. This is not like taking a sticky pad home with you or using the business copier for your own use. If this was any other employee in the company not only would they be frog marched out the door, they would have called the cops and had them arrested for stealing company property. But this is the CEO who was just paid $40 million for walking away why would we hold him to the same standards as other employees.

    4. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's true, misuse of company funds is also serious but not on the level of sexual harassment.

      Seriously, you think sexual harassment (an entirely civil matter) is worse than embezzlement (a criminal matter)? How does that make a lick of sense?

      Uh, okay, so where are those criminal charges? What you can just say he embezzled funds and fire him? And you take that to imply guilt?

    5. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by westlake · · Score: 1

      Seriously, you think sexual harassment (an entirely civil matter) is worse than embezzlement (a criminal matter)? How does that make a lick of sense?

      It's dangerous to assume that sexual harassment can't escalate to a criminal charge:

      Is Sexual Harassment A Crime?


      While there is no specific criminal charge called "sexual harassment," [in Kentucky] behavior that constitutes sexual harassment may violate other criminal laws. Possible criminal charges include:

      Stalking
      Assault
      Harassing communications

      Thus, in addition bringing a civil action against an employer, school, and/or individual, targets of sexual harassment may also find it helpful to file reports with law enforcement officials and assist with prosecutions. Understanding Sexual Harassment

    6. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      > misuse of company funds is also serious but not on the level of sexual harassment.

      I'm sorry ? You find that behaviour that is damaging to the company as a whole is not as serious as behaviour that, while inappropriate, harms only one employee who can't stand up for herself ?

      Peculiar.

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    7. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by Grim+Leaper · · Score: 1

      In other words, they used a pretext to get rid of Hurd. HP and pretexts; now why does that ring a bell? ...

    8. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Embezzlement is technically a victimless crime, whereas Sexual Harassment is a very victim-oriented crime.

      HP isn't ruined by someone grabbing a handful of cash now and then, they're a financial monster. It's not right, but it's not hurting anyone really.

      Sexual Harassment can potentially ruin people's lives and cause mental and/or physical anguish. There is a victim.

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    9. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      To someone earning the amount he does, the typical pilfering of a sticky pad simply isn't worth the effort. It's also generally easier to get away with such things when you're higher up the ladder.

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    10. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Yes sure, if you commit a crime while engaging in sexual harrassment that crime is still a crime. Amazing.

      Wearing jeans might be a criminal matter too. If you rob a bank with a gun while in them you may find yourself being charged with armed robbery. Equally amazing.

    11. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by PPH · · Score: 1

      At Hurd's level, $75,000 is peanuts. make him pay it back, have the BoD chew his ass out and get on with business. It's not like he's embezzling funds at this level. Its like the average employee swiping a few pens and pads of paper. If it was intentional embezzlement, I'd expect tens of millions. Or he's an idiot as well. Now its costing them $40 million.

      Someone at HP seems to have a $40 million axe to grind. That's not smart business thinking and certainly not a company I'd bet a career or investment money on.

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    12. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Stalking is a form of sexual harassment. Robbing a bank is not a form of wearing jeans.

    13. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by Chibinium · · Score: 0

      Battle of distinctions! Anti-Female vs. Anti-Business > Civil vs. Criminal Basically it's because sexual harassment tends to evoke images of harassing women, which kicks off a chain reaction of rage.

    14. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A civil matter can end up costing the company more, especially in terms of bad publicity.

    15. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by rbmyers · · Score: 1

      The guy was caught red-handed on numerous grounds that would get most non-management employees walked to the door without further discussion. Misuse of company property or funds is grounds for immediate termination. If I were a union rep, I could *probably* get this guy his job back, but no guarantees, and it would probably take a credible threat of arbitration to make it happen. If it did go to arbitration, I'd hate to bank on winning. The only credible defense would be to demonstrate that the behavior is not unusual for employees in a position like that (and it probably isn't), that the company has knowledge or should have knowledge of such behavior (and, given the investigatory tactics, the company would have a hard time showing that it couldn't know lots of things), and that the company is singling this employee out for discriminatory treatment. It's not a pretty defense, but, with enough evidence, it would work. I'd put the company on trial and make it look hypocritical (which it probably is). For managers, of course, there are no real rules.

    16. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To your sig:

      You do realize that upper middle class people benefit most from society, right? Society provides protection that poor people don't need because they have nothing. Really rich people can afford to pay for it. But the middle class has enough "things" to not want to lose it, but not enough to pay for protection. Libertarianism leads to a massive "Robin Hood" syndrome which leads to the loss of a middle class. The poor are free to live wretched lives, and there is no middle class. Do you make enough to hire a few security guards?

    17. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      No it isn't. Someone can stalk someone else without there being an element of sexual harrassment at all.

      Sure stalking and be sexual harassment, but the stalking part is what is illegal not the sexual harassment.

    18. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      In Canadian law, searching specifically for evidence to build a case for dismissal is heavily frowned upon -- its called 'constructive dismissal' and justices are very prone to levy huge penalties against employers for doing so. The premise is, when taken out of context, you can build a case to fire *anyone*. There must be demonstrable cause in terms of actual performance to justify evidence collection in support of dismissal.

      If there was no sexual harassment, and the personal browsing policy was loosely broken, the case to dismiss him in on really shaky ground...this might be why he got the $40m parachute. If they had legitimate grounds to dismiss him, he would have violated his severance agreement.

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    19. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by RalphTheWonderLlama · · Score: 1

      Darn those Evony ads

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    20. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      especially muffin-tops.

    21. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Embezzlement is technically a victimless crime, whereas Sexual Harassment is a very victim-oriented crime.

      First, stealing is never a victimless crime. The victim might not be harmed greatly by it, but the victim still exists.

      Second, since sexual harassment, by itself, is not a crime, it cannot be a "very victim-oriented crime" since it's not a crime in the first place.

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    22. Re:What is the Real Reason Hurd Was Fired? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      It's dangerous to assume that sexual harassment can't escalate to a criminal charge:

      Gee, I guess you're right. So what would the crime be, then?

      Is Sexual Harassment A Crime?

      ...no...

      Hmmm.

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  13. the guy resigned, we're beyond initial bias by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you would be correct to criticize bias either for or against hurd or fisher, if the case just broke

    but we're into culpability territory now: would the guy fold so quickly and thoroughly if he were innocent?

    so to see bias and sympathy for hurd, when his actions speak to guilt, and the case is winding down, is egregious on the part of slashdot's story summary. slashdot's story summary is less about hurd and fisher, and more about the completely unshocking and totally mundane use of browsing history against someone under serious suspicion. any slashdot geek worth his salt is well aware of the concept of browsing history as a liability. its a nonissue, for slashdot geeks, and so the spin in favor of hurd is just wrong

    to see bias towards someone whose actions since the case broke seem beyond suspicious is bogus and i will criticize bias in favor of hurd, and i will openly suggest our sympathies should be for fisher, at this point in the case

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    1. Re:the guy resigned, we're beyond initial bias by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      He did not resign because of the sexual harassment charges. The investigation found he did not violate the company's sexual harassment policies. He was asked to resign and did so because the board felt that he violated the company's standards of business conduct, conduct that was discovered during the investigation.

    2. Re:the guy resigned, we're beyond initial bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but we're into culpability territory now: would the guy fold so quickly and thoroughly if he were innocent?"

      Even if you are not a CEO that has done something bad, then if you are a CEO that sues to stay when the company wants you out, you are an even worse CEO.

    3. Re:the guy resigned, we're beyond initial bias by eln · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Once the CEO has lost the confidence of the board he's better off taking the golden parachute and moving on, otherwise the bickering between the two entities can end up dragging the whole company down.

    4. Re:the guy resigned, we're beyond initial bias by syousef · · Score: 1

      you would be correct to criticize bias either for or against hurd or fisher, if the case just broke

      but we're into culpability territory now: would the guy fold so quickly and thoroughly if he were innocent?

      I see. So if the guy quits for any reason you take that as an admission of guilt. I guess some people never heard of the concept of innocence until guilt is proven.

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  14. How much do you wanna bet.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..that if HP's quarterly earnings were spiking instead of tanking the board's "culture of inclusion" would be throwing him a party on a yacht rather than pursuing harassment charges in their own kangaroo court.

    Sure, maybe he harassed her. But the company would wait stolidly for the verdict of a duly-appointed jury if he were profitable. This is just a way to get rid of him without drawing attention to the sagging stock price.

    1. Re:How much do you wanna bet.. by MrMarket · · Score: 1

      Yeah. The stock price really tanked under Hurd compared to the last CEO, and the market has total confidence in the board's decision. This is not about HP's financial performance. That's why it's controversial.

  15. HP sure carefully worded their reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much has been made saying that he had a non sexual relationship with the victim. Even the victim stated that she did not have a sexual relationship with him.

    However, sexual harassment also includes his attempts to have such a relationship, and neither party talks about that issue. So the way the story plays in the press, you'd think he'd just filled out some bad expense reports and HP fired him for it. The press still hasn't seem to have tackled the angle about what did Hurd say or do, or how he may have tried to abuse his power in order to get sex from this woman.

    1. Re:HP sure carefully worded their reasons by delinear · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you're somehow suggesting that HP controls the press, because if not and there is something to the harassment claim, this would be the first time the press had ever willingly exercised self restraint in the event of a sex scandal instead of poring over every lurid detail (hell, they're even pretty fuzzy on the "something to the claim" part usually).

  16. no he just quickly resigned by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

    under a shroud of secrecy, and never even tried to defend himself. he just completely and immediately crumbled and folded under the accusations, without the slightest hesitation. the actions of an innocent man? i don't think so

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    1. Re:no he just quickly resigned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or he is getting a nice parachute to leave and is well respected enough for his business acumen that a number of corps will be happy to pick him up. He gets paid to leave and pick up another job.

    2. Re:no he just quickly resigned by davev2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      He did not "quickly resign under a shroud of secrecy". There was a complete investigation.

      The investigation found he did not commit sexual harassment, but did find he violated the company's business conduct code. That is why he was asked to resign and he resigned because the board intimated that he could resign or he could be removed.

      Maybe you should try reading the actual stories about this subject. Then, you wouldn't say things that are patently and provably false.

    3. Re:no he just quickly resigned by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Are there really people who believe that there is an inverse correlation between guilt and defence?

      I think if someone accused me of something wild and outlandish which I didn't do, I might just shrug my shoulders, keep my mouth shut and put up no real defence. I wouldn't say I was guilty - but neither did Hurd - but I just don't care to defend myself. I'm past the insecure days of caring about my image or wanting to hang around in any environment where I have to endure petty shit.

      At any moment in life any man is a determined arsehole with an ounce of cunning away from having his reputation corrupted. To win, you don't play. If you're as bright as Hurd, there's always somewhere else to go.

  17. Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Or does "Hurd" sound like "Turd" ?

    1. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's just you.

    2. Re:Is it just me? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      Or does "Hurd" sound like "Turd" ?

      Is it just me or does "Anonymous Coward" sound like "Anonymous Coward"?

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  18. That's why by Xenna · · Score: 1

    That's why I have an OpenVPN tcp tunnel to my home server and browser history and cache are automatically cleared.

  19. Not buying HP by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    This me, committing to try to avoid buying HP for some time to come. These kind of tactics are immature, reckless, and generally indicative of people who are not fit to be making informed decisions.

    Those decisions are likewise reflected in the HP product line.

    Unfortunately, that pretty much leaves nobody with likely reliable equipment.

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  20. This is how HP operates.... by GPLDAN · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    HP's board used a technique usually only employed by private dicks, called "pretexting", to round up all the private cell numbers of board numbers, so they could figure out who leaked a HP story to CNET. This was in '06:

    http://www.wired.com/politics/security/news/2006/09/71730

    This company makes Intel look like shangra-la. Working for HP, even at the top levels, is akin to working for Uncle Joe Stalin in '43. They're gonna know who you are and where you live, who you talk to and if you like giving it hookers up the butt. Everything and more, for the HP paycheck.


    Remind yourself of the company history and tactics when deciding on that new printer.

    There needs to be a book on HP like Jackson' book on Intel:
    http://www.amazon.com/Inside-Intel-Andrew-Powerful-Company/dp/052594141X

    HP, Cisco, Intel - all of these are cultures of paranoia and spying. Much of it has been documented in books like the one above. Caveat emptor.

    1. Re:This is how HP operates.... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Working for HP, even at the top levels, is akin to working for Uncle Joe Stalin in '43. They're gonna know who you are and where you live,

      That's easy . . . working for Joe Stalin, means that they knew where you lived . . . in the Gulag Archipelago: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulag_Archipelago

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  21. What is sexual harrassment? by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's plenty of confusion about the basic definition of sexual harrassment. I've been a POSH (Prevention of Sexual Harrassment) trainer at my employer and I can tell you from hard experience - most people have no idea.

    In broad strokes, then, here's what you need to know.

    Most people think in terms of a "reasonable person" criteria. That's a relic of the past. When sexual harrassment first got major corp attention, the people in charge tended to apply common sense. They'd ask "Would a reasonable person consider this case to be sexual harrassment?" This seemed like a good approach and it did cover the basics. No reasonable person would disagree that "Sleep with me if you want this promotion" is harrassment.

    The "reasonable person" standard, however, did not address the very wide middle ground. Are dirty jokes harrassing? If not occasionally, then how often? How many per day should be allowed? Should you be held responsible for being unintentially overheard? The "reasonable person" criteria failed to address all these at first blush.

    Now, in my organization, we expected people to speak up for themselves. If someone felt harrassed and said "That makes me uncomfortable", then the person doing the harrassing action no longer had an excuse. Even if the harrasser felt that a "reasonble person" would not be harrassed by the situation, the harrasser now knew that their criteria was misused in re the person who made the complaint.

    In practice, this meant that anyone could get away with anything (except the obvious aforementioned "sex for a job" situation I previously mentioned) until they were put on warning. Since it was up to the victim to issue the warning and since the victims frequently felt they were rendered powerless by the situation, warnings weren't issued. Bad manners continued to be displayed. Major harrassment incidents stopped but more subtle things that really do impact the bottom line (things like "a pervasive atmosphere of harrassment" or however you want to phrase it) continued unabated.

    The "reasonable person" criteria had to be abandoned.

    The new criteria is pretty simple. The victim defines the crime. If someone says something is sexual harrassment, it is.

    The current situation, where *anything* is sexual harrassment if someone wants to feel they're being harrassed, results in lots of counter-intuitive weirdness. It seems crazy that if I stick up a calendar from a local sports team that has a picture of the cheerleaders on it, it's harrassment. That harrassment may not be in full flower but you better believe I'm going to be told to take it down before some super-sensitive idiot sees it and gets their feelings hurt.

    As stupid as this seems, it actually works out better in practice. By "over-specifying" the defintion of sexual harrassment, the oppressive environments that were able to continue to exist under the "reasonable person" criteria are resolved. Yes, us old white men feel a bit put upon because we can't make dirty blonde jokes. But the upside is that the whole place works better and everyone can better contribute up to their potential.

    Bottom line for people who don't work in big-corp type environments: the definition of "sexual harrassment" is much broader than seems reasonable. For practical reasons, learned the hard way over decades, the situation must be this way.

    I don't like it. It offends my sense of justice. But I've seen it done both ways and in practice, the unreasonable, nanny-state version of sexual harrassment remediation just works better for everyone involved.

    1. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As stupid as this seems, it actually works out better in practice."

      How would this be different from a situation where the person saying "I am a victim" decides who to lock up for rape, except for the severity of the reaction?

      Does this rule for who to punish and why apply to anything else in society?

    2. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      No reasonable person would disagree that "Sleep with me if you want this promotion" is harrassment

      But is it OK if at least one of you was drunk?

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    3. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you think this approach actually resolves 'oppressive environments' when it just creates a new type of oppressive environment. The new oppressive environment being the institution enforced fear / suspicion that is applied to your entire workforce due to these vague definitions of infringement.

    4. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by FerociousFerret · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While see your point and tend to agree with it, there is still the problem of the perceived victim abusing the system. Under this broader definition, if I ask a co-worker on a date (even if only once and I let it go) and she is so inclined, she can report me for sexual harassment. As you say, the victim defines the crime and most companies have a no tolerance rule for sexual harassment, so I stand a very good chance of losing my job because of something a "reasonable person" would never consider harassment. I have seen first hand a similar situation where a female co-worker didn't like this one guy and looked for anything to report him. As soon as he had an interaction with her while working as a team on a project, she reported him and got him fired, even though another co-worker witnessed the interaction and said it was not inappropriate. Victim cries wolf and someone is fired.

    5. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by ShaunC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been a POSH (Prevention of Sexual Harrassment) trainer at my employer

      The fact that this sort of training exists, and there's a (presumably) recognized acronym for it, means the whole situation has gone entirely too far.

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    6. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by Spykk · · Score: 1

      the unreasonable, nanny-state version of sexual harrassment remediation just works better for everyone involved

      Even the otherwise innocent guy who loses his job when a coworker decides she wants a big payout from the company?

    7. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would this be different from a situation where the person saying "I am a victim" decides who to lock up for rape, except for the severity of the reaction?

      There is no difference, and that's why we have adopted this definition of rape in Swedish courts. We lock up men because women said they were raped - even if there was no actual intercourse with a penis in the vagina. It's still rape. She said so.

    8. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In principle, I agree with you. In practice, no.

      The "overall oppressive environment" where everybody has to watch their P's and Q's isn't that bad. It's really just enforced courtesy and respect. Sometimes it doesn't feel genuine and I miss the days when it was easier to tell who was a gentleman towards the ladies and who was just a crude ruffian. Nowadays, they all act about the same.

      While the "enforced respect" grates on my nerves, I do see the practical aspect. A few people feel oppressed; they can't be as big a jerk as they once were and get away with it. I don't feel too bad about that. I've seen too much ass-grabbing by executives and I've seen how it stresses out the kid who gets grabbed. (And I've seen a lot of *kids* who came to the workplace as a part of a high-school program be on the heartbreaking receiving end of this crap.) I don't really mourn, too much, the oppression currently being imposed on the ass-grabbers.

      In a more general sense, the workplace loses some of the color, humanity, vivaciousness, and joviality it once had. 30 years ago, the workplace felt more like family, including all the foibles that entails. Sometimes I miss that.

      On balance, however, the new way of doing things creates a more stable, productive environment. Ultimately, it works out better in practice.

      From a principled point of view, I continue to find the whole "let the victim define the crime" idea repulsive. But for addressing sexual harrassment in the workplace (and we're only talking about that specific case in this thread), it works better than the old way.

    9. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by jd · · Score: 1

      That obviously won't apply here. He was a CEO, he can be pretty much guaranteed to have been guilty of something.

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    10. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by vegiVamp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your not allowing me to put up a tasteful poster of a beautiful, if scantily clad, woman is clearly a sexual issue, and I see it as harrasment. The victim defines the crime, right ?

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    11. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Excellent point. Abuse occurs. People cry "Wolf!" when they shouldn't.

      However, I work in an environment that respects everyone's rights. No one is going to get fired based on an accusation alone.

      An accusation starts a process of investigation and resolution. There will be several opportunities for both sides to understand what went on from the others perspective. There will be opportunites for everyone to reach an accomodation and go back to work.

      If the situation is pushed, eventually an employee may find themselves on paid leave pending completion of an investigation. At the conclusion of that investigation, the person may be fired. The firing process is lengthy and may wind up in front of an administrative law judge. When that happens, some semblance of "reasonable person" criteria will be re-injected into the process. An accusation of harrassment that is both unsubstantiated and unreasonable will not be upheld as a cause for firing. At that point, management may promote or transfer people just to get them separated. Lots of additional training will happen. And the situation will not be allowed to arise again.

      In short, I work in a unionized, government shop and we have policies and procedures in place that protect both the victim of harrassment as well as *anyone* from unwarranted punishment.

      It's a long, balanced process but things usually work out.

      I shudder to think how things are handled where there is no union and no process. In such environments, a victim who's lying could cause all kinds of damage. My heart goes out to any party whose difficulties are exacerbated by such an environment.

    12. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by jd · · Score: 1

      It is a paradox that the extreme opposite of many things (be it freedom, intolerance, etc) is itself - albeit in another form. Before anyone asks, no that does not mean that war is peace or lies are truth. An effective lie is always a distortion of the truth, not its opposite. Equally, war is a distortion of peace (which is why America isn't under Martial Law and everything appears normal).

      In this case, total freedom for the accused has become total freedom for the accuser. No middle ground has been sought. Yes, "common sense" is hard (and not always that common), but until someone can find a better way to balance it so that freedom is equitable, all you have is this "winner" mentality where the "loser" is there for your entertainment. You want to see something dehumanizing? How much more dehumanizing can you get?! Freedom is just a word if it doesn't carry responsibility and equality.

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    13. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      So, in other words, anyone who screams sexual harassment wins immediately? It's like the racism card, then. No wonder it's so popular, it works and it always wins, and as a bonus, there is no "innocent until proven guilty". Kind of like pedophilia allegations, you have to prove you didn't do it and even then the stench never goes away.

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    14. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I tried that. It didn't work. :-)

      Joking aside, this has actually been tried. It didn't survive the initial stages of investigation. IOW, no person who has ever been told to take down a poster or change their computer wallpaper has felt sufficiently damaged that they were willing to make a formal complaint. If they're not willing to press the issue (especially when doing so is *so* easy), the issue doesn't exist.

    15. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The victim defines the crime. If someone says something is sexual harassment, it is.

      That's mind-bendingly stupid. So, an employee could feel sexually harassed by something that would not be perceived as harassment by 99.99% of their colleagues - and that would be harassment!

      This is what gives H.R. a bad name.

    16. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      I've seen that case more than once. Realy, really messy. And definitely not OK.

    17. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Except the "reasonable person" issue is still there. If I feel pressured by a female employee in the workplace and report it, I will be laughed at.

      And so it goes.

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    18. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      No. See my other comment on the process of enforcement.

      Having a written, enforced process to follow in the wake of allegations is incredibly important. Without it, the whole system would fail. I realize that in non-government and/or non-union shops, the process may be faulty or non-existent. If you're in such a situation, my heart goes out to you.

    19. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      Such is not the case in my organization. We've seen, and handled without discrimination, complaints that were male-on-female, female-on-male, male-on-male, female-on-female, and, in my personal experience, male-on-"I'm-transgender/transsexual-between-procedures-and-it's-unfair-to-call-me-either-male-or-female".

    20. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      The new criteria is pretty simple. The victim defines the crime. If someone says something is sexual harrassment, it is.

      Yes, us old white men feel a bit put upon because we can't make dirty blonde jokes. But the upside is that the whole place works better and everyone can better contribute up to their potential.

      In this light, you're sexually harassing me, and I demand you delete your post! Since this is slashdot and you cannot yourself delete your post, I demand that you pay restitution in the amount of $1,000,000/minute that the post offends me. I'll let you know once it has stopped offending me.

      Cheers!

    21. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That assumes that stability and productivity are more important than humanity, and perhaps that the company is more important than the people who make it up.

      Maybe, maybe not.

      Some of us don't want to sever our lives that way, and just be cogs in the machine at work. If you let yourself see the company as having purposes in addition to making a buck, like providing a fulfilling environment in which whole, functioning human beings can flourish during a third of their lives, your case isn't so clear any more.

      Personally, I lost the ability to drink the corporate kool-aid during a few years' hiatus from that world. I'm back now, and I survive by telecommuting, so I don't have to keep my mask glued on quite so tightly all the time. I don't think I'm as effective as I could be even from a purely business standpoint, ignoring the impacts on me (and others) as a person. Sexual expression isn't my personal issue (although I used to be pretty ribald at work with people I was sure wouldn't be offended). However, the values you show when you blithely talk about stability, productivity, working together, harmony, etc, without thinking about other things, tend to create a stultifying culture way beyond the sexual harassment question.

      ... and I don't think it's open and shut that that does improve productivity, either. It may improve the productivity that you can measure. It may make it easier to get a group of people to crank along in an already defined way on an already defined task. But I don't think it's kind to the sort of personality who really transcends that and comes up with new things. You may get better and better at making buggy parts, but you're not going to invent the automobile that way.

      Yes, we all need to be sensitive to what bothers other people, even if we think it's silly. But there have to be limits, things that people don't get to expect of others. Rules can only go so far in making people not be jerks.

    22. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      Will you take a check? :-)

    23. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, you took the job of that poor panda? What will he do now?

    24. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think we're more alike than you realize. I'm willing to swill the koolaid in this job because I'm in a government agency that invents next to nothing, that has as its most important mission the uninterrupted, reliable delivery of vital services. That's not an environment where joie de vivre is the highest virtue.

      In practice, my workplace isn't the same as the rectal probe manufacturer in "Joe vs. The Volcano". (Great movie, btw.) Neither is it American Apparel. I rather like the work/life balance we've achieved.

      That being said, if I owned my own company, it would be a much more lighthearted place. It could be, because I wouldn't be responsible for, well, all the really basic, non-flashy, kinda boring but still really important stuff that my current employer must do.

      Thanks for your comments; they're definitely worth pondering, especially by people who have not yet hired on. If I had understood beforehand the culture of my employer more fully, I'm not sure if I would have hired on. It's something that young 'uns should pay attention to.

    25. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by OrugTor · · Score: 1

      Wrong. If it is unjust then it does not work at all. You don't solve victimization by giving potential victims unlimited power to accuse whomever they please, thus creating real victims who have no recourse. It seems necessary to favor the bogusly offendable in order to protect the truly harassed but ultimately all parties must be subject to neutrally-applied accountability. Sexual harassment, as with other damaging disrespecting behaviors, must be stamped out in the workplace, but not at the cost of the misery generated by ill-intentioned people with control issues and personal agendas.

    26. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      Agreed. There's no "unlimited power" at play here. There are checks and balances. See this post.

    27. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The new criteria is pretty simple. The victim defines the crime. If someone says something is sexual harrassment, it is.

      I am feeling sexually harrassed by your speech!
      Its obvious you want to fuck me, YOU GAY BASTARD!
      I'm calling the cops as we speak.

    28. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a good idea...if the goal is to ensure that a smart employer avoids employing women where possible.

    29. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're not willing to press the issue (especially when doing so is *so* easy), the issue doesn't exist.

      You could apply the same logic to your earlier example, where people needed to make a complaint if they considered something to be sexual harrassment. Perhaps people really are offended by others complaining about and sexualising what for them is a standard piece of office decor, but they're "rendered powerless by the situation", and feel that a complaint about it would be dismissed and held against them in the future.

      If someone says something is sexual harrassment, it is.

      If this is really true, then I can consider my officemates chewing gum to be sexual harrassment (regardless of gender), and it should be viewed equally by the courts to the "sex for a job" example you gave earlier. There must be some criteria that the courts use - and those criteria (or what the people in an office perceive them to be) may or may not be even-handed or just.

    30. Re:What is sexual harrassment? by oblivionboy · · Score: 1

      You are such a tool.

  22. Nonsensical evidence by biscuitlover · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you were working at a company and you found out that someone you worked with had been in some adult movies, wouldn't you be curious enough to google them and check it out? I sure as hell would.

    I can't speak about the rest of the case, but evidence of harassment or a personal relationship this is not.

    1. Re:Nonsensical evidence by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you were working at a company and you found out that someone you worked with had been in some adult movies, wouldn't you be curious enough to google them and check it out? I sure as hell would.

      I think I'd do it at home rather than work though...

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    2. Re:Nonsensical evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm, only if the co-worker was female. that's too much to know about a male co-worker

  23. MPU by Maarx · · Score: 1

    This guy. Right here. Nailed it. MPU.

  24. Less like a hall of fame by aztektum · · Score: 1

    More simply just a list of all their CEOs? I guess that comment was simply meant to be catty and I'm over thinking it.

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  25. How is NSFW worse than something else? by Fastfwd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How does your morals matter?

    How is someone looking at NSFW content worse than someone reading /. ? Does it somehow mean that the person is working even less because it's also amoral to you?
    Maybe ./ is not so bad because to many of us it can be work related at least a little. But my argument still stands. Either you are allowed to browse the 'net for non-strictly work content or not, content should not matter.

    1. Re:How is NSFW worse than something else? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the folks in IT will have seen any /. content ... and probably the porn too ... by the time you get caught doing this at work. At least you'll have something in common to talk about while trying to come up with a lame "I thought I was going to see a golf video" lie ;-)

    2. Re:How is NSFW worse than something else? by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because non-sociopaths actually consider other people occasionaly.

      The chances of someone being offended by seeing slashdot on your computer screen is pretty small, small enough to take the chance. And society as a whole would consider them to be the problem if they are offended.

      The chances of someone being offended by seeing pornography on your computer screen is a bit larger, large enough to try and avoid the situation. And society as a whole would consider you to be the problem when someone is offended.

      In the workplace there's the added joys of getting sued for sexual harassment because of the "hostile environment" created by having pornography on your screen for all your fellow workers to see.

      Sure if your screen is completely private that isn't a problem though I'm sure that fact that someone shouldn't have been on that side of the desk in your office isn't going to save you from losing a sexual harrassment case. And if someone does find out about it they risk having any sexual harrassment liabilities be for the entire company and not just you if they don't try and do something about it.

      Slacking off for a minute or 10 isn't something most companies care that much about (particularly amongst salaried productive staff - an assembly line worker is a different situation), putting the company at risk in a multi-million dollar sexual harassment lawsuit and even more damage in public image is something most companies care about.

      There are reasons the label is NSFW.

    3. Re:How is NSFW worse than something else? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      How is someone looking at NSFW content worse than someone reading /. ? Does it somehow mean that the person is working even less because it's also amoral to you?

      because NSFW content offends other people, and if allowed to go on can result in sexual harassment lawsuits. not saying i agree, just telling to from the lawyers' points of view.

    4. Re:How is NSFW worse than something else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because by looking at porn in public, you're making someone else part of your sex life without asking them. Same as making out in public or exposing yourself in the park. It's just plain fucking IMPOLITE.

      You might as well wonder why people object when you grab their junk without asking, but they don't usually mind if you stop them to ask for directions to the train station. I could give you some evolutionary psychology reasoning but it doesn't matter why -- they're human, and humans just don't generally like that!

    5. Re:How is NSFW worse than something else? by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Let's say I'm having a conversation with someone. Let's say I'm standing next to them, and leaning up against their desk.

      Now let's say I see slashdot open. Oh, ok, he was making comments on slashdot earlier.

      Change that to porn.

      Suddenly I'm wishing I wasn't leaning up against his desk, and greatly regretting the handshake earlier.

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    6. Re:How is NSFW worse than something else? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, I see. Morality is what the majority says it is. A great way to justify slavery and chauvinism, just walk back the timeline a bit until you get the moral majority agree with.

      Sexual harassment unfortunately has succumbed to the 'I have a right not to be offended' school of thought(crime). There are most certainly legitimate cases of sexual harassment, but I think that the first test of legitimacy needs to be direction/intent. Is the act directed a person? No? Well then it had better be a pretty egregious act bordering on a hate crime in order to be legitimate (such as 'all women are %slurs%' although not directed at a person includes the person as class and therefore is harassing).

      However at levels lower than that you arrive at differences of opinion and matters of taste. A man might have a calendar full of attractive women because he thinks they are objects for his cold, uncaring use or because he genuinely thinks that female beauty is a sublime addition to their intellectual capacity and depth of character but can appreciated for its own sake. And while you can start fabricating odds of one or the other depending on your prejudice toward men, in any case you can never indite him for that alone which you believe is in his head without some kind of corroborating statement or behavior. As a corollary, a woman may see such a man with a calendar as a brutish ignorant sexist pig, or may be more pragmatic and think it is natural for men to want to see attractive women and who does it harm. In such a scenario the man is indited depending on the character of the 'victim' as opposed to the act itself, a terrible standard for anything approaching 'justice'.

      Therefore while contemporary sexual harassment standards must be borne in mind when considering practical outcomes and impacts consequent to behavior, I maintain that those standards are in excess of what should be permissible in a fair construction of ethics.

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    7. Re:How is NSFW worse than something else? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      So, by expressing a controversial opinion in public would somebody be making other people a part of their political life without asking them? It's the same 'right not to be offended' mindset and it is unduly controlling. If you don't want to see or hear something, rather than trying to control others, control yourself. Move on.

      Your comparison to physical impingement onto property rights is not parallel. It is more or less universally agreed that the right of somebody to swing their fist stops a few feet short of somebody else's face. Consequently, nobody should be allowed to force somebody to look at things they don't want to see (by being literally, not figuratively or subjectively, in their face with it), neither should you complain about being impinged upon when you choose to look over their shoulder. That's blaming somebody else for your choice.

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    8. Re:How is NSFW worse than something else? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      What you're changing is a perception. Let me tell you, most of the men you shake hands with have probably masturbated at some point. OH NOES! Have I shattered your ridiculous false perceptions? I mean really. If something is acceptable in private it should be acceptable in public. If something is so truly "bad" in public then why is it "good" in private? It's all bullshit social construction and white lies people tell themselves to maintain false pretenses.

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    9. Re:How is NSFW worse than something else? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      It's just plain fucking IMPOLITE.

      Not being polite should not be the basis of laws. Nor should offense, especially.

      Politeness and offense are largely subjective, so regulating them is impossible. I'm not offended by porn, I have no problem with it whatsoever (as long as it consists of freely consenting parties). I actually find it odd that some people are.

      You might as well wonder why people object when you grab their junk without asking, but they don't usually mind if you stop them to ask for directions to the train station.

      You seeing me look at porn is VERY different than an actual physical action. For the latter your actually assaulting someone, forcing yourself on them, there is no escape. For the former, if you don't like it you can just turn your head and walk away, it isn't being forced on you.

      But then again I think most sexual harresment laws are stupid too. In high school I was almost a sex offender because me and a girlfriend (not sexually) liked to whisper completely nonsensical lewd things to each other as a stupid joke/game. A teacher overhead one of these, and pretty much threatened legal action against me, even if the girl wasn't offended one bit (having instigated the game by saying something lewd to me, just previous to the teacher walking by).

      Oh no! Someone likes sex, a completely natural biological function that over 90% of the human race will experience at some point, and of which 99% of the human race is a product of! The horror. The horror!

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    10. Re:How is NSFW worse than something else? by nedlohs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's got nothing to do with morality.

      It's got to with legality and not wanting to offend people unecessarily. For sociopaths and assholes the first should matter, for the rest of us the second does.

      I don't yell loudly on the train. I turn my phone ringer off at the cinema. I don't talk on my phone in the cinema. I leave the table to answer my phone at a group meal. I turn the television volume down when other people are sleeping in the house. And I don't look at pornography at work. These are all the same class of thing - I don't want to annoy others unnecessarily.

      I do look at slashdot at work - that does not annoy others unnecessarily.

      Note that it has nothing to do with the morality or pornography or the threat of sexual harassment lawsuits, it's just not being an asshole.

      Some people are assholes though, and hence we have things like sexual harassment rules. And yes they go overboard, thank the assholes for that - without them there wouldn't be any such rules in the first place.

    11. Re:How is NSFW worse than something else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do not have the right to not be offended.

    12. Re:How is NSFW worse than something else? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      What is legal and what is "offensive" (which is a subset of morality*, so don't think you can wriggle out that, after all, how could a person be reasonably offended by a moral thing?) are very different things. I think many legal things and indeed laws themselves are "offensive", whereas many illegal things are inoffensive to me. It is not automatic that either one is also the other.

      Everybody who is, as you say, not a sociopath goes to some degree of attempting 'not to annoy others unnecessarily', but the key definition is 'what is necessary?' That's part of the big culture debate about homosexuality in public. American society has a double standard where people who accept some level of public affection between straight couples balk at the same level of affection displayed by gay couples. It is argued, rightly, that if it is not 'unnecessarily annoying' behavior from straight couples, the special pleading about the same behavior from gay couples must be bigotry.

      This doesn't necessarily correlate directly to my argument except that it demonstrates that what people accept is based on irrational personal prejudice and their moral perspective. I conform to laws and policies where I must, but I answer only to my own conscience, not public opinion, for everything else I do.

      And further your assignment of blame for overreaching policies and laws onto breakers of the same is misguided and ultimately harmful to society. Nobody should be restricted from actions that are in and of themselves not harmful just because somebody else might have gone too far once. If a criminal did A and B and C, where C was the crime, you do not make A and B illegal too by association, even if they were enabling factors. Everybody has the capacity to make decisions, and people should be punished based on what they do, not on what they might do.

      * As a I read your post I can tell you're not speaking American English (nobody here would ever say 'ringer at the cinema') so I don't think we're really working with a common connotation of terms. 'Offensive' in American English carries a much clearer moral connotation than perhaps it does in British/Commonwealth English. Probably because Americans are by and large overconcerned with their personal and collective morality. Aside from situations where the amorality is clear from the context (such as 'that smell is offensive') the use of the term 'offensive' in American English outside of a moral context is quite rare.

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  26. On the other hand... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

    I don't suppose that anyone has considered the possibility that this story and others like it are the result of a concerted effort by Mr. Hurd (and his rather influential allies) to rehabilitate his image by smearing his accuser? I mean, it's not like the method is unheard of (cf. practically every rape trial) or that misconduct by the executives of companies large and small, sexual and otherwise, is exactly a rarity. Moreover, there's a pretty vast disparity in the ability of these two individuals to pump their version of events in the tech and financial press.

    I'm also going to guess that, given the immense liability risks involved, that the HP board probably based their decision on more than just Hurd's browser history.

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    1. Re:On the other hand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. It is possible but seems inconsistent - why would the company find he was not guilty of sexual harassment and then fire him over much less serious matters?

      Are the "non-Hurd" parts of the company trying to rehabilitate this image by dictating the findings? If they care that much, why didn't they keep him on board?
      If it was himself or his "allies" that dictated that it wasn't sexual harassment using their power, why wasn't that power sufficient to keep him on board? (Arguably I would think that anyone who can dismiss a sexual harassment case can dismiss 'inaccurate expenses and racy internet surfing' a lot easier..).

      2. There's not really any liability risk to the company - he gets a payout and is a multimillionaire in any case. If he had sued he might have won a few more millions, but would never be a CEO of a large company again, which presumably he likes to be (companies don't hire people that sue their employers).

      The most likely explanation that seems consistent with the facts in my mind is that he sought out her company by inviting her as one of his staff on business trips and hoped something would happen - the expenses matter I can't say much about but looks weak - nothing happened - he stopped going to trips with her and therefore also paying her - she sues for sexual harassment - nobody really has the power to determine the outcome of sexual harassment investigations at least in blatant cases without creating massive liability towards HER, so the "trial" is fair and he his acquitted - but having this on him gives other people in management that hates his guts a chance to eject him.

      Besides, there is no basis on here for you to call out 'a concerted effort to smear his accuser'. She was a mature porn star years ago, which is as relevant to the case as if she was a model - it explains why Hurd may have been attracted to her. Please find me one line of one article in one newspaper in America read by more than 1000 people saying 'oh, she was a pornstar, so we all know what HER sense of morality and honesty is!'. It looks to me like you have a pretty weird mind about what it means to smear someone. Moreover, your bias against the truthfulness and honesty and moral integrity of company executives seems to be about the same as the bias against pornstars and sexually active women you want to call people out on.

    2. Re:On the other hand... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      Moreover, your bias against the truthfulness and honesty and moral integrity of company executives seems to be about the same as the bias against pornstars and sexually active women you want to call people out on.

      You're absolutely right. I've plainly allowed the global economic collapse caused by truthful, honest, and morally upright company executives to sway my judgment and lead me into the entirely unjustified view that they might also be capable of lesser sins.

      The most likely explanation that seems consistent with the facts in my mind is that he sought out her company by inviting her as one of his staff on business trips and hoped something would happen [...]

      For an executive to pursue a romantic relationship with a subordinate -- whether it proceeds to harassment or not -- is inappropriate to begin with, not least because it can lead to nasty messes like this, in addition to the plethora of less dramatic ethical lapses that often arise from such situations. It would be grounds for termination for much lower-ranking managers; for a CEO, it shows an appalling lack of judgment.

      It looks to me like you have a pretty weird mind about what it means to smear someone.

      Dude, you used "porn star" three times in that paragraph, and then made the assertion that the plaintiff is sexually active in the present tense. What are you, Hurd's attorney?

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  27. WHAT a BARGAIN! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    pay me $4e7 to go away, and you can call me anything you want...
    I probably won't even bother to sue you on any actionable counts of slander, since I'll be busy snorting blow off three hookers' asses on my yacht.
    bloody small-minded peons.


    (incidentally, has anyone summed up what HP has paid this slimebag? Was it worth it?)

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  28. CEO list sorted by character and capability by edfardos · · Score: 1

    Carly used to preach "character and capability" dogma BS during her tenure. It's interesting how that CEO list is sorted in order starting with the most character and capability. --edfardos

  29. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't really a good omen for the rest of us, is it? You can work as hard as you like, but the minute you decided to do something that isn't intensely work related, your boss comes down on you like a pile of bricks. And all you were doing was checking out prices on eBay and DubLi for something in your 5 minute break you get per hour.

  30. This should be interesting to ALL by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first is that HP does a nice job of tracking you. In fact, in general, ALL of Corporate America does this. The important part of that, is that HR is typically given access to the data. That way, if the company needs/wants to fire you, almost ALWAYS, they have SOMETHING to base it on.

    The second is that all should realize that Hurd was not fired for Sex harassment. He was fired because ppl on the board wanted him out and did not have the courage to simply fire him.

    Third, that is DAMN scary that Sexual harassment can be looking up public information about somebody. Would I, or anybody else, watch that kind of info on an somebody in a public position, esp. an actress? Hell yah. Even the HR would have done that.

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  31. due diligence? by daithesong · · Score: 1

    um, if I were employing somebody, and there was indication that they may have an ... interesting ... history on the internet, I think it would be remiss of me NOT to know what my customers and business associates may find there. If they are representing the company, their online persona is part of that representation.

  32. Ahhh...the web logs... by NetJunkie · · Score: 1

    Many employees worry about WebSense and other logging apps but in my experience, those apps aren't what gets you in to trouble. I've never seen an investigation start with the logs...but I have seen a couple of senior execs fall after the board started an inquiry in to some internal financial issues and the investigators found porn on the execs computers. As soon as they find out they go pull the web logs and then things spiral. So often these logs aren't really the target of the investigators, but if they're looking for something else they sure can hang you. Like I said, I've seen a few people get taken down for things like this when the actual investigation found they did nothing wrong.

    So be careful. Don't be an idiot. Don't be the CEO looking at porn at work when you can do it at home. It just doesn't make sense. What's sad is I'm sure some of these guys look at porn at work because their wife gets mad at home. Nice job honey. :)

  33. Here's the problem I have with this... by natet · · Score: 1

    Browsing history is a horrible way to determine anything. You don't know exactly how someone got to a particular page, you can only surmise. Also, if I clicked on a video and then immediately closed it, my browsing history would still say I "watched" the video. Even if the video downloaded fully, it's no guarantee that he watched it. Quite frequently, I'll pause a video to allow it to download fully before I begin watching it. My browsing history has no concept of whether or not I watched it fully or watched 2 seconds and then closed it.

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    1. Re:Here's the problem I have with this... by Asmodaie · · Score: 1
      It is even worse. How do you distinguish browsing history from one person between another. By IP?

      What if:

      • You are given false records by an IT department?
      • You are tracking not a person but everyone who has access to his router?
      • You are tracking not a person but everyone who has access to his computer?
      • You are tracking not a person but everyone who has remote access to his hacked browser?

      The only manner in which browsing can have any legal standing is someone was there and actually saw you do it.

      I.e. I used to be a teacher on a college. How many students or even colleagues do you think are up to a prank and just start downloading Nikki Underwear's finest from your computer? And that is without even going into the many reasons people might have some sick attempt to damage another.

    2. Re:Here's the problem I have with this... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      It is even worse. How do you distinguish browsing history from one person between another. By IP?

      This depends on the system, but generally, yes IP alone is enough to begin taking action.

      What if:

      You are given false records by an IT department?

      Then you're utterly screwed. Same as if the police were falsifying police reports. You'll have to prove malfeasance in order to invalidate the false evidence against you. There's a reason 'thou shalt not bear false witness' makes the top ten list.

      This issue, though, exists with or without IP addresses.

      You are tracking not a person but everyone who has access to his router?

      If you plug in a router, you're responsible for controlling everything that's done on it. If you can't handle that responsibility, don't plug one in... Same as if you leave a loaded weapon, or rat poison, etc, out on the counter where your kids can get to it. If you want to be responsible about use of a potentially dangerous thing, secure it as best you possibly can.

      You are tracking not a person but everyone who has access to his computer?

      As above. Owner of said computer is ultimately responsible for defining and enforcing policy over it.

      You are tracking not a person but everyone who has remote access to his hacked browser?

      As above. Computers can have malware on them, this is not new. Take appropriate measures. Proving that someone put software on your PC without consent might obviate your responsibility, and it might not.

      The only manner in which browsing can have any legal standing is someone was there and actually saw you do it.

      Just like the only gunshot evidence is when people see the bullet impact the target? No, I think not.

      I.e. I used to be a teacher on a college. How many students or even colleagues do you think are up to a prank and just start downloading Nikki Underwear's finest from your computer? And that is without even going into the many reasons people might have some sick attempt to damage another.

      Computer use carries with it responsibilities, sir. Maybe your IT Pro's didn't train you properly, or maybe you weren't listening, but your log on credentials are usually equivalent to your signature, and everything done under your account, or on your equipment, tracks back to you.

    3. Re:Here's the problem I have with this... by Asmodaie · · Score: 1

      This is the most ridiculous post I've ever read. Faking identities is as old as cats, and is a real problem, and is going to be a more real problem in everyday life from this day to come. By your reasoning, someone who lends a book in a library using stolen credentials is not responsible for that but the robbed party is, and all millions of owners of hacked spam-bots computers are criminals. BS.

    4. Re:Here's the problem I have with this... by Asmodaie · · Score: 1

      I am a trained IT professional btw. You know what I do with my own routers? I leave them open, exactly for that reason that people think they can make conclusions from IP. And most of these online, or hard-copy, inquiries I sign with "Daffy Duck." Just such that we don't end up in a police state.

    5. Re:Here's the problem I have with this... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      I empathize, but do realize that civil disobedience comes with a price tag.

    6. Re:Here's the problem I have with this... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      By your reasoning, someone who lends a book in a library using stolen credentials is not responsible for that but the robbed party is, and all millions of owners of hacked spam-bots computers are criminals.

      I said they were responsible, and they would be in both of the cases above. The robbed party would have a duty to report the discrepancy and would unfortunately be required to prove that they in fact did not take the books. This is merely the way society is structured. Don't take it out on me, if you please.

      Also those owners are, technically, criminals, but only once convicted in court. They are, again technically, aiding and abetting crimes.

      However, I'd also point out that you're exaggerating what I said. I said they are RESPONSIBLE for the harm those computers do. And they in fact are, regardless of whether or nor this is a convict-able crime.

    7. Re:Here's the problem I have with this... by Asmodaie · · Score: 1

      Duh, you really want to live in a police state don't you? Look at the top post. Someone Googled a colleague and looked at whatever digital bits were left behind, and that behavior is criminalized? Know what, I Googled probably almost all my friends. Am I a criminal for participating in Facebook, too? That's my point. It isn't civil disobedience, you criminalize ordinary behavior, and there are laws against exactly that. Not my behavior.

  34. Racy Movie by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    For those interested, the movie in question was called "H P Lovecraft" but due to a virus was replaced with some sort of cephalopod-related porn movie.

  35. Rights of company versus rights of individual by Kupfernigk · · Score: 5, Interesting
    And this is why I am glad I live in Europe and not in the US. You are describing three well known problems in US culture:
    • No win no fee litigation
    • Free comment allowed on sub judice matters
    • Lack of rights of the individual in the workplace

    Although European (EU mainstream) countries are far from perfect in this, legal restraints make it much harder for ambulance chasers to make fortunes by publicly exaggerating allegations, and employment law means that there are proper remedies at reasonable cost which means that companies are not exposed to excessive risks from ordinary human behaviour. (I might add that we don't suffer so much from kneejerk Protestant fundamentalism, but I think that's a sideshow.)

    Interestingly, when I had to do the training in the UK, our (US) trainer was quite clued up on UK law, and commented that a number of the overbearing rules that get applied in the US would be rejected by employment tribunals in the UK as unreasonable grounds for dismissal ("you guys are lucky").

    Bottom line: your comments may well be correct for the US as it is, but are a sad commentary on the US legal profession and the relationships inside US companies.

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    1. Re:Rights of company versus rights of individual by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the PC/religious mentality that basic human behavior can and should be legislated out of existance. It only makes lawyers happy.

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    2. Re:Rights of company versus rights of individual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I'm not all that happy about US lawsuits, "loser pays" systems really wouldn't work here. That's because the problem is not specifically the money; the problem is that you can sue for anything and the resources to deal with lawsuits are so asymmetrical. Basically, any time there's an injustice in the verdict, its negative effects are magnified. A rich person can still spend all they want on lawyers, and even though they're limited to getting "reasonable" hourly fees out of the loser, that's still potentially multiple times the loser's yearly income.

      IMO, the only situation we're ready for loser-pays in would be criminal cases prosecuted by the government. That would mean defendants could hire better lawyers than a random public defender, and if they don't lose, the government foots the bill for screwing up their lives for the duration of the trial. Which in turn would discourage overzealous prosecutors, especially if it was their budget the legal fees come out of.

  36. Re:Anatomy of a Printer by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

    HP printers are already shitty, so I guess 1 out of 3 isn't that bad.

  37. Actually (nearly) happened where I used to work by phorm · · Score: 1

    We have a rather attractive female co-worker who had supposedly done some nude modelling. The jackasses in my department was all a-drool about it, and trying to figure out her "modelling name"

    Having actually talked to the lady in question a few times on and off myself, she was actually a nice person. It was easy for many to make the "office decoration" assumption because of her attractiveness and attire, but she really was one nicer people in the office and was always free with a smile, a hello, and sometimes conversation. It really bothered me to see my co-workers spreading that sorta thing around the office, and that type of behaviour was actually one of the reasons I left that particular company.

    If you find out your co-worker had been in "adult" movies or whatever, is that going to change your view of him/her as a person? Are you still going to be able to look that person in the eye? Personally, I would have been happier to think of my co-worker as the genuinely nice person who always had a smile and polite hello for her co-workers, rather than what others seemed to make her out to be.

  38. It is 2010 People by assertation · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It is the year 2010.

    People are going to want to browse the web at work. Lets accept that.

    If you want to do more than check your personal email or buy a book ON A BREAK, buy a smart phone or buy a laptop. Then pay the fee for your OWN wireless connection for these devices.

    If you don't want to pay for these things then you should reconsider using company internet connections and company equipment to surf to places you don't want the company to know where you have been.

    With modern networking software all any network administrator has to do is literally to click 2-3 links to see EVERYWHERE you've been on the internet.

    The can also see almost all of the content you've looked at unless it is behind https via a password and login.

     

  39. MOD PARENT UP by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    Interesting and insightful stuff, there.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly, the best defense is avoid hiring them. It's ironic that to anyone with a shred of sense all these laws "protecting" women are actually a huge incentive not to hire them in the first place.

      It's easier to deal with defending a hiring decision by pointing out concrete advantages one employee has over another to explain why a woman wasn't hired than it is to pay for possible pregnancy leave and worry about bullshit lawsuits.

      Of course, this assumes rough equivalency of applicants. If the woman is truly a better fit then it may be worth it. But a lot of the times hiring decisions come down to 5-6 people who are all qualified for the position. In that case, I can't think of a sane reason you'd pick a woman over a man.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I can't think of a sane reason you'd pick a woman over a man.

      Go back to business school and learn about gender diversity, and then do us all a favour and go to your local women's rights group so they can pound the shit out of you.

  40. The real story by loufoque · · Score: 1

    So basically, the real story is that some CEO asked a hot employee (which happened to be an ex porn actress) if she was willing to have a relationship with him, she agreed at first, used him and his money, until he realized he was being used and put a stop to it.
    Then the girl sued him for sexual harassment in order to get more money, and he was fired.

    Isn't that whole story ridiculous? That guy, be him an evil CEO with plenty of money, did nothing wrong here.

    1. Re:The real story by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      But he's a big, evil CEO of a big, evil corporation in the big, evil United States! Burn him in effigy! No wait! Burn him at the stake!

  41. MOD PARENT UP by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    There is, I regret to say but know from long experience, incredibly insightful advice in the parent post.

  42. Do the two people have to have met? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it have to be proven that they were ever even in the same place at the same time?

    Yet another reason for sexbots.

  43. The process is already faulty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When someone can be dragged through the stress and time-wasting of an investigation even when the initial complaint is clearly nonsense and has even been identified as such by everyone but the "person" bringing the allegation.

    I have been told flat out by HR that harrassment complaints can be made "For any reason whatsoever" and once made they trigger the entire process, and will always be in your record. Even when the complainant has absolutely no grounds whatsoever for their complaint, and even when the written complaint itself contains absolutely nothing that the policy lists as grounds for a complaint.

    I know because this happened to me. The problem is that almost all people are too stupid and weak to manage the kind of process you describe. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

    I apologize, but with all due respect, it clearly has corrupted you, based on your defense of the completely totalitarian worldview of sexual harrasment policy and law that has become our reality in the US.

  44. public unions are evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since you managed to turn a sexual harrassment talk into pro-public-union talk, I'm gonna call you on that.

    I never understood this. Public union is a way for workers to organize against... well, the taxpayer, which is other people like themselves. A way for one to pull more benefits than their peers.

    The gaping 3 trillion hole in unfunded pension obligations is the result of that. You have created a system where it is difficult to reward skill and easy to abuse - I cringe every time I hear about another "public servant" converting five years' worth of vacation to pay in his last year so he can retire with 150k a year at 45 and then get another cushy government job for another round of pay.

  45. sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yawn

  46. The process is suboptimal, but not discardable by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    It has happened to me, too. I volunteered to be a trainer in this area specifically because I have been placed on official warning for sexual harrassment. I know how it can hurt an innocent who is accused.

    However, I also know that without a process to investigate, the damage is worse. If someone is going to accuse me falsely, I'm screwed no matter how baseless the accusation. At that point, there's no way to un-ring the bell. So which, then, is the better outcome? Having a process by which I can be exonerated, even though it technically appears on my record for 7 years (after which it is expunged)? Or simply be fired, straightaway, by some management official who's afraid that the accuser is going to make more trouble?

    Would you rather defer to some management official with the power to say (immediately, at the initial complaint filing) "This complaint has no merit and is dismissed. Everybody get back to work."?

    If you give any management official that level of power, then you're also giving them the power to allow their buddies to engage in obvious sexual harrassment without fear; the power to force a legitimate victim seek justice from outside, a ridiculous and dishonorable thing that results in "stress and time-wasting" for the victim.

    Given the alternatives, I think that having a formal process is better. Checks and balances, y'know.

    As for my "corruption" - you clearly misunderstand. I don't like things the way they are. I've said in other posts that it offends my sense of justice. I'm just saying that this is the way it is and, as painful as it might be, it's workable.

    It's far from ideal. But it's workable.

  47. Off on a tangent by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    Well, that's a whole 'nother subject. But since it has come up...

    I think public unions are great mostly because they aren't really unions. Federal employee unions cannot strike. If a union can't strike, it's not really a union. It's a hired mouthpiece that provides structure for forcing management officials to listen to workers and agree on work rules.

    A union that can't strike can make trouble, to be sure. But it can't cripple an organization the way the big private industry unions can. I think that federal worker unions strike a near-perfect balance of power between "doing the job" and "protecting the workers". Unionized federal workers are far, far less a public evil (if you think unions are evil, that is) than auto industry unions, for example.

    Federal unions aren't organized against the U.S. population. That's just silly theoretical thinking. They are organized, like all unions, to put the brakes on management officials who want to be assholes just because they have a little authority. Fighting against that isn't fighting against the taxpayers in general; it's fighting for truth, justice and the American way. :-)

    Then again, all the above is just my opinion and you're certainly welcome to yours.

    But where you go really off-track is when you start quoting numbers. The unfunded pension obligations are no more unfunded than Social Security and are actually in better shape. And unlike SS, federal pensions are a self-correcting problem over the long term. The old Civil Service Retirement System ceased taking in new members over 25 years ago. Once those people are all retired, a process that will be mostly complete in 10 years, the unfunded pension obligations you're worried about will fade away. All younger employees under the Federal Employee Retirement System will be far less of a drain on the Treasury when they retire.

    As for the "converting five years worth of vacation to pay in his last year so he can retire with 150k a year at 45 and then get another cushy government job", it's tough to know where to start.

    --- No one has five years of vacation to convert. We're limited to 240 hours, max. We use it or lose it every year and can only carry over 240 hours.
    --- The vacation time doesn't convert to cash. It converts to time in service which only marginally bumps up retirement pay.
    --- Almost nobody retires with a $150K a year pension. Except for inside the beltway, executives, and high-level managers, employees who actually earn $150K a year are pretty damn rare. Their pensions are quite a bit less than that.
    --- Almost nobody retires at 45. The only way to do that is to lose your job to a reduction in force. You can, depending on the situation, sometimes take early retirement what that happens. But if you take early retirement before age 55, you get hit with big penalties that reduce your pension.
    --- Finally, "another government job" is mostly fiction. Except for military retirees who go to work on the civilian side, this sort of double-dipping requires the retiree repay their retirement fund from the previous job. Almost no one does that. No one can afford to.

    In times past, the rules were different and some less overstated version of your complaints would have had minimal merit. Today, though, your complaints and impressions of the way things work in the public sector are about 30 years out of date.

  48. You only think it is workable because you ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are in control (even if just partial.) Sorry, but that is the attitude of all totalitarians - It is OK for ME to use an unjust process because I am righteous. (I sometimes believe that too, but no one will put me in power ;-)

    You appear to admit this when you basically said that since you could not beat them, you joined them. Yes, you became the oppressor, or at least one of their tools. Happens all the time. (Has happened to me as well by the way.) Consider Milgram, etc.

    Unfortunately what happens in real life is the other guy gets the power, and then abuses it. (Bush vs. Obama, Clinton vs. Bush, in either direction, as an example.)

    I am not against a process. I am against a process that is fundamentally totalitarian, in that "The new criteria is pretty simple. The victim defines the crime. If someone says something is sexual harrassment, it is.." in your own words.

    Once you defend this, you have thrown justice, and yes reasonableness, out the window. That is why I say you have been corrupted by the process, because you defend the above quote, and the resulting system. It is like allowing divide by 0, or 1=2 in a math proof. Once you allow that, you can prove anything.

    My objection is that you defend something that simply destroys the entire concept of justice. A just process must be based on something much more like what a "reasonable" person thinks (consider the idea of a jury of one's peers). I am not claiming such a system is perfect, or infallible. But it is far, far better than the status quo that you support.

    I also think you can not have it both ways - if you do not like the way things are you should argue and work to change the system, otherwise if you defend the way things are - as you do - then you are supporting the status quo. Which stinks.

    You sound like you used to be a reasonable person, before the conditions at your job and the sexual harrasment regime corrupted you. Try to get out, if you still can.

  49. If I may offer an olive branch by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    You clearly take a principled stand on these issues.

    It's also clear that sexual harassment in large-organization workplaces is mitigated against, in this time, in the U.S., via means that are not highly principled.

    On these things, I hope we can agree.

    I believe there are subtleties, complications, and procedural matters you don't understand. If you did, you'd understand that things aren't as bad as I've made them sound. Yes, "the victim defines the crime" is still true but it's not engraved in stone; fake victims who make false accusations almost always wind up being found out.

    As a trainer, though, I think I do something valuable by helping people understand how things work and how to avoid getting ground up in a process that they can easily avoid. I also believe I help keep things a little less crazy by reminding the powers-that-be that they should pay some attention to reason; those principles eventually come back to bite them. I've repeatedly argued that the "reasonableness" criteria should be inserted into the investigation process earlier. In training sessions, I've repeatedly covered the history of sexual harassment so that people understand that things weren't always this way.

    But these subtle efforts are clearly insufficient and I've long since given up on actually changing things. This culture is imposed from above after various court decisions create a perceived need. While I can try to help people stay sane, my efforts aren't going to really change anything.

    I'm looking forward to retirement, actually. As much as I love my job (and I really do love my primary work), I'm looking forward to doing something different. My freedom is just a short span of years away.

    If any of the things that I plan to do after retirement turns out to be unexpectedly profitable, I figure my attitude toward my employees and sexual harassment issues will be quite a bit more human, reasonable, and grounded in simple respect than the ambiguously irritating world I now move in. At least, I certainly hope so.

  50. Re:Anatomy of a Printer by treeves · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr. Coward:

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    ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
  51. Don't rush to judgment... by Torodung · · Score: 1

    This is a very interesting case. I'd like to have a look at those "racy clips" for myself so I can, um, decide how I feel about the matter.

    Signed,

    Any guy, anywhere

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    Toro

  52. It's not why Hurd was fired by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    He wasn't fired because of sexual harassment or because he loaded risque pics on his work machine.

    Rather, he was fired because the board did not trust him anymore. Part of that erosion of trust was that he hired someone with such a risque past to act as a "face" of HP at high-profile events. The search history was just proof that he was aware of her past. By themselves the pics/video were not enough to get him (or probably most managers) fired. Maybe if they repeatedly subjected subordinates or coworkers to them.

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    Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  53. Hurd and the browser evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not about inclusion and fairness: It is about power and control. Doesn't look much to me like Hurd was included -- except in the people getting the boot.