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Portal 2 Gets Release Date
AndrewGOO9 writes "After what has seemed like an eternity since Valve initially announced a sequel to their lauded puzzle title Portal, a release date has finally been attached to the game. Originally slated to be released before the end of the year in time for the holidays, Valve instead opted to delay the game, citing reasons such as, 'making games is hard' as well as continuing their tradition of releasing games when they're finished as opposed to rushing them out the door. Either way, mark your calendars for February 9th, 2011, and in the meantime, brush up on thinking with portals."
There's some new gameplay footage available, and Valve announced that Stephen Merchant will be lending his voice to the game.
The Release Date is a Lie! (I just had to ;)
People will want this game so bad that once it finally comes out, it will be a very-hyped event, drawing more people to buy the game.
That said, it's good to see that they are taking the time to make a worthy successor.
.. where is Episode 3?
While you wait, please enjoy generous refreshments of candy and disappointment. Just kidding. The candy is also disappointment.
/* I don't think Portal 2 will be considered a disappointment. I just think that's something GLaDOS would say. I also totally stole it from a site's 404 page ages ago but I can't remember from where. */
Cake and grief counselling will be available after pre-ordering the sequel.
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The problem is that they make a ton of money on Steam, so they don't have to care at all about their games business.
I don't know, I'd say that they make a ton of money on Steam, so they can afford to care *more* about their games business.
Think about it - you've got Steam, people are buying games, the money is rolling in... so you can pay the developers to finish the games properly. If the release date slips, no biggie (until you get to Duke Nukem Forever timescales). The money is still coming in, the bills are still being paid. You're not under undue pressure to start shifting units. Yes, it would be nice to catch the Christmas sales, but if it takes another three months to make a game that doesn't suck and make the customers hate you, I'd rather wait.
That "free" stuff got me too. I downloaded it without charge, surcharge, tariff or tax. And you know why it was free?
Because now I can't wait to open my coffers for the next game. They have called this one a "full" game, and "the best game we have ever made". From the makers of TF2.
Open my coffers? Open my veins. DO WANT. (Damn you, free. That's the first taste, you clever bastards.)
(DO WANT)
Portal was one of the funnest games I have played in a long long time. Very creative and original. And Funny.
Part of the huge enjoyment for me was the twisted and black humor. GLADOS' accumulating lies and unhinged personality were a huge part of the enjoyment. The addition of an unhinged and slightly psychopathic computer added a great story to what would have otherwise been a puzzle/platformer.
The game mechanics and physics were a treat too. Along with great level design, Portal has to be one of the most unique and engaging games I've played in a long time. I really enjoyed that it was a FPS experience, but with limited 'S'. It's not often that my wife will see me playing a game and stop to watch more. Usually with the first explosion, she's lost interest. The clever puzzles and feats of wonder, like falling through the floor, attracted even her.
I'm inclined to give Valve as much time as they need; I've yet to be disappointed with one of their titles. I'm ok waiting for it to be done than paying a fortune for a half finished piece of junk.
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when will it be out of beta? Will it be releasing on-time?
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