Marijuana Growers Use Wild Bears to Guard Pot

Two Canadian marijuana growers were using at least 14 wild black bears to guard their crops. The pair had lured the bears onto their property with dog food in an attempt to deter thieves. Fortunately for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police pot bears turn out to be pretty chill. "They were tame, they just sat around watching... at one point one of the bears climbed onto the hood of a police car, sat there for a bit and then jumped off," said RCMP Sergeant Fred Mansveld.

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Re:Ah, nice.

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I agree about the bears. Same thing about dogs, but nobody complains that you have pet dogs, because it's implied that you'll keep feeding them. If you abandon your pets, that's animal cruelty and a whole different crime in and on itself. The reason this guys can't feed the bears anymore is because they are being dishonestly prosecuted for doing something that should be perfectly legal.

On the other hand, all cops are jerks. Why do you think they became cops in the first place? Same thing with the army. People become cops/marines because they are jerks, because they are murderers, and because they want power/a gun. Don't come to me with the 'college money' bullshit excuse. If you want college money, do as Stanhope suggests, and suck a dick. You get college money and you never even have to abandon west Virginia.

They are jerks that need power, and have an urge to murder, so they make a deal with a different kind of jerk: the right wing motherfuckers that want to control the population so that they can keep going to the bank.

There is no other plausible explanation. This is what is actually going on. Sure, they'll say they want to 'help the community', and that they want to 'serve their country'. Bullshit, they are just worried about the size of their dicks, so they need to make it up with a big gun and a license to kill.