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7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail

Posted by samzenpus on from the gasoline-and-head-shots dept.

Whether they spoil in the heat, freeze in the winter, or get taken out by a human-friendly venue of vultures, a zombie outbreak is unlikely to succeed. Here's 7 reasons why we should stop worrying about the shambling dead and start concentrating on a real threat: sparkly vampires.

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  1. Re:The US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I hope we nuke Europe from orbit... just to be sure.

  2. Re:So tired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Bring back the vampire lesboes.

  3. Re:Reason #0 by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Fox and CNN still have viewers, despite years of nonstop collisions with reality.

    There are zombies. They just don't go out into the light of day - where it's hard to see the screen.

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