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7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail

Posted by samzenpus on from the gasoline-and-head-shots dept.

Whether they spoil in the heat, freeze in the winter, or get taken out by a human-friendly venue of vultures, a zombie outbreak is unlikely to succeed. Here's 7 reasons why we should stop worrying about the shambling dead and start concentrating on a real threat: sparkly vampires.

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  1. Re:Reason #0 by dissy · · Score: 1, Troll

    There are no zombies?

    You've clearly never been to a shopping mall, or a garth brooks concert ;P

    Even Walmart has employed its share of zombies!

    I'd say extraordinary claims such as yours require extraordinary proof!