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Net Neutrality — Threat Or Menace?

Roblimo writes "I had a dream. In it, I was CEO of a large telecommunications company that was also a major broadband Internet provider and all five members of the FCC were stabbing me with pitchforks and yelling in my ear that my company would be treated as a common carrier, not as a special entity they couldn't regulate. That's when I woke up..."

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  1. Re:here we go again by Ant+P. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Que?

  2. Re:Shitty Story by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm still shocked to learn that the FCC still doesn't classify broadband internet as a telecommunications service. What else could it be?

    Adult entertainment.

  3. What's the difference between threat / menace? by joeflies · · Score: 3, Funny

    Usually the word "OR" is associated with two alternatives. So when the author says "Threat or Menace", I really don't get the point he's trying to make and the distinction between the two.

  4. Re:here we go again by eldiabloencarne · · Score: 5, Funny

    Que los trolls partidista normales gritando acerca de cómo el gobierno debe "mantener sus manos alejado del mercado libre ". Acuerdate ustedes, antes de responder, asegurarse de olvidar convenientemente que el estado actual de cosas es cualquier cosa menos un mercado libre, y que las compañías telefónicas han sido los portadores comunes durante años sin que los fundamentos de la libertad se construyó este país, supuestamente, en ruinas. (bueno, al menos no por eso)
    *que que QUE?!*

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  5. Re:This all hinges on what "Net Neutrality" is. by j+h+woodyatt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Awesome. It's a battle-royale of the low UID players! (For the record, I side with jmorris42 here.)

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  6. Re:here we go again by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    *que que QUE?!*

    Racist.

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