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3 Drinks a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Nzimmer911 writes "Heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers according to a 20 years study following 1,824 people. From the article: 'But a new paper in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research suggests that - for reasons that aren't entirely clear - abstaining from alcohol does actually tend to increase one's risk of dying even when you exclude former drinkers. The most shocking part? Abstainers' mortality rates are higher than those of heavy drinkers.'"

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  1. stress by fermion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would say that people who don't drink are also worries. Did I close the door. Have I done all my homework. Are people going to like these shoes. How can I hide that I sleep around from my church. That sort of thing. People who drink may also spend less time worrying about the little details, and therefore have happier longer lives. Probably not, but maybe.

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  2. Eh by mark72005 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Except next week they will "discover" the opposite, and the following week alcohol will cause cancer, and the week after that it will help you lose weight, and next month they'll find that it causes Parkinson's, and then next spring it will be therapeutic for the same illness, and then...

    1. Re:Eh by iamhigh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Eggs.

      Was good for you. Then bad for you. Now has good cholestorol. It's the prime example of why "studies" are nothing but trash. Follow some people, draw a conclusion based on horribly imperfect information and call it science!

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    2. Re:Eh by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's not the opposite.

      This study measures a fact (death certificates vs reported drink rates).

      Facts can vary with each collections but don't tend to reverse.

      You can discover a problem with your collection methods but these researchers have other papers and have been doing this a while so it's unlikely (google their names).

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    3. Re:Eh by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Was good for you. Then bad for you. Now has good cholestorol.

      That's what happens when you listen to some sensationalist muckraker. Fact is, studies will disagree or find different things, and media looking for a thrill will oversimplify in to the crap you just repeated. It's not the scientists' fault, though - blame the 24 hour news cycle.

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    4. Re:Eh by Alef · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Disclaimer: I haven't read the study (it is apparently not accessible from Sweden through the link).

      This study measures a fact (death certificates vs reported drink rates).

      A fact is not something that you measure. You can collect statistical data, and you can try to infer a conclusion from the data. There are all sorts of ways to make the wrong conclusion though, depending on how the data was collected, if it involved subjectivity somewhere, if there are some underlying mechanisms you are not modelling, whether you are incorrectly assuming that correlation implies causation etc. etc. (see for instance Wikipedia.)

      The study might measure a number of death certificates (where? when?) and reported drinking rates (reported how?) as you say, but whether that means that "Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers" (if that is even what they study says, I'm quoting the Time article) is a rather far-reaching conclusion someone has made, possibly incorrectly. Maybe they forgot to compensate for some important factor; Perhaps people with predisposition for some deceases (are told to) avoid alcohol? Perhaps those who avoid alcohol have some personality trait that make them more stressed, working longer hours, or sleeping less, which in turn could be detrimental to life expectancy? And if there in fact is a positive connection between drinking and life expectancy, does it apply to everyone or just a small part of the population? Maybe alcohol works as a light medication for depression, helping some but harming most?

      Facts can vary with each collections but don't tend to reverse.

      Scientific conclusions change all the time.

    5. Re:Eh by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Salmonella.

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    6. Re:Eh by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's nothing I can disagree with in your post. All those are reasonable and plausible points.

      However, the study was done by experienced researchers (who have other papers on alcohol, depression vs alcohol, and alcoholism) and controlled for most of the things you raised (including people being told to avoid alcohol).

      No data collection will ever come out the same (I learned that back in college lab. Everyone got similar but different data in the same damn room with very simple things to measure).

      The study could be wrong, but it fits with prior moderate drinking data. One of the problems of our puritan heritage is that this kind of data (especially for pot and Nixon) has been suppressed in the past. And another problem is when the people collecting the data have an agenda.

      Looking over the other papers by two of the authors, it seemed to me they are the classic dry scientist types and lack an agenda.

      I'm not a teetotaler, moderate drinker or heavy drinker. I'm a sub moderate drinker (1/10th to 1/2 a drink a day) who has a couple heavy drinking vacations a year.

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    7. Re:Eh by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everything is best in moderation - including moderation.

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    8. Re:Eh by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 5, Funny

      moderate parent up

      but not too much!

    9. Re:Eh by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, it goes well beyond just the media "this will kill you" of the day. In the case of fats, it has permeated medicine, prescription drugs, and nutritional advice of all sorts. It's now a multi-billion dollar industry. There is evidence to support that the mass jump onto the bandwagon is at least in part to blame for the rise of obesity and diabetes.

      In the case of alcohol, studies have rather consistently found that moderate drinkers have the lowest mortality rate. TFA does not disagree. It just enlarges that, in fact, heavy drinkers do better than non-drinkers but not as well as moderate drinkers.

  3. Stress? by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I imagine tightwad teetotalers live lives consumed with mental stress. If you're so uptight and judgmental that you can't even enjoy a single drink, that's got to have a lot of negative influences on your state of mind. I can see how that would translate from mental health to physical health, giving us the results we see here.

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    1. Re:Stress? by Sinistar2k · · Score: 5, Funny

      Honestly, the only time I feel stress about being a tightwad teetotaler is when people offer to buy me a drink or try to hand me a beer and then express shock that I'm alcohol averse.

      But then, I masturbate a lot, so maybe I just relieve stress in other ways.

    2. Re:Stress? by FoboldFKY · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't drink. But it's not because I'm a tightwad: I just hate the taste of alcohol. I can taste it in seemingly trace amounts in everything other than drinks with ridiculous amounts of sugar.

      There is a smaller reason in that I've seen a lot of people, including friends, do... inadvisable things while drunk. The thought of not being in possession of my faculties and not being able to tell scares me.

      I also know I have a somewhat addictive personality. So on the whole, I think I'll continue to not drink booze.

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    3. Re:Stress? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You do know that many non-drinkers have no intrinsic problem with drinking, but abstain for a variety of personal reasons, right? To me, alcohol takes foul and triggers migraines, so I avoid it. (I have no actual problem with anyone else drinking, usual cavaets about moderation, driving, etc. in effect.) I have friends who come from families of alcoholics and who therefore avoid alcohol for pretty obvious reasons. Frankly, you're been pretty insulting to all of us with your generalizations.

      (For that matter, anyone who can only relax by drinking probably has as many problems as anyone who can't unwind long enough to drink. Just saying.)

    4. Re:Stress? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
      "I've never looked back on the night before and gone, "Man, that fifth of vodka was awesome! Lets do it again!"."

      You're not doing it right!!

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    5. Re:Stress? by Effexor · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's pretty clear from this that you are the sort of uptight and judgemental person who's never snorted coke off the ass of a rent boy while eating a bacon butter cheeseburger and enjoying a refreshing ice cold mountain dew. Clearly you need to learn to unwind.

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    6. Re:Stress? by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe one day if you try drinking you will find that unless you reach a serious blackout level of alcohol (something you can avoid if you are smart and not an alcoholic), most of the "loss of control" is really just a combination of lowered inhibitions and the social acceptance of having lowered inhibitions when you and the people around you are also drinking. I honestly think the lowered inhibitions, while definitely present from alcohol alone, is compounded by the fact that its a convenient little excuse where it's like "we're all drinking we can all have fun and do things we wouldn't otherwise do". Society sees alcohol as a social lubricant so it only makes it more of one.

      I used to not drink either. I didn't drink freshman year of college and the beginning of sophomore year. To each their own. But it really doesn't have to be scary or ridiculous. You don't lose control unless you have a problem, have no experience (and dont try to gain it before diving in) or want to. Furthrmore, most people who say "I am so drunk" are probably just enjoying the fact that everyone else is saying the same thing and everyone feels much more at ease because of the social bonding aspect of the whole thing.

  4. Beer by DrgnDancer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Attributed to Ben Franklin and I'm too lazy to verify it.

    I don't find this information at all surprising, but I'm happy enough to hear it. make mine a double too.

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    1. Re:Beer by tehdaemon · · Score: 2, Informative
      link

      bit of bored googleing

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  5. Well yea... by Last_Available_Usern · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's easy to avoid sports-related, travelling, or stress-related fatalities if you're passed out on the deck.

  6. I have a theory by Ubergrendle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While the WC Fields wino-stereotype is quite common in fiction, its actually not very common in the real world. Most alcoholics tend to be thin, and to a lesser extend borderline malnourished. Their poison of choice is alcohol, it occupies most of their spare time. In contrast, most western nations now have major dietary problems -- most people are overweight due to lifestyle, choice of foods, and lack of exercise. Its not that alcoholics or heavy drinkers are more healthy, its that they're not as unhealthy as the median (of fatties and smokers).

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  7. Confusion... by Twinbee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think what confuses me more than the result is why this study hadn't already been performed already. It's such an obvious study that everyone would be interested about.

    What gives?

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    1. Re:Confusion... by Theoboley · · Score: 2, Informative

      You could if you started one study a year for 20 years

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  8. Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by sco08y · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Three drinks a day is moderate. If you regularly have a few drinks with friends after work, you're not drinking heavily. This is the same kind of nonsense as the claim that five or six drinks in two hours constitutes a binge. I don't know why the hell we let people who hate the idea of a good time dictate what's socially acceptable, to the point where anyone who doesn't conform is labeled an alcoholic and stuck in a treatment / proselytizing program.

    1. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Taibhsear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think what you meant to say is, "Hi, my name is sco08y and I'm an alcoholic."

      I do agree with you though.
      I mean, "Hi, my name is Taibhsear and I'm an alcoholic."

    2. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by jpmorgan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Everybody likes to think of themselves as normal.

      The US department of health defines 'moderate' drinking as 1 drink per day, and heavy drinking as anything above 2 drinks per day. http://www.cdc.gov/alcohol/faqs.htm#moderateDrinking

      According to a study in the American Journal of Epidemiology, only about 10% of Americans have more than 2 drinks per day. By comparison, over 35% of Americans consider themselves abstainers. More than half the population has at most one drink, if they drink at all. http://aje.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/short/153/1/64

      Now, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with your level of alcohol consumption, this study suggests you're probably healthier than those 35% abstainers. But stop fooling yourself: you're consuming several times the normal amount of alcohol and by any reasonable definition, you are a heavy drinker.

    3. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by necrogram · · Score: 2, Funny

      . I don't know why the hell we let people who hate the idea of a good time dictate what's socially acceptable, to the point where anyone who doesn't conform is labeled an alcoholic and stuck in a treatment / proselytizing program.

      simple, everyone else is busy having said good time. They're also probably pissed off they're not having a good time as well.

    4. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by matunos · · Score: 5, Funny

      You tell 'em! Just cause you have 3 drinks every day while you're socializing with your friends at the dive bar near the free clinic doesn't make you an alcoholic! Who says it does? I'll kick their damn ass! You can't talk about a person like... without knowing what... why their friends are the best guys in the whole... you should see when they're on the street and I told him 'look bub, you don't ever talk to a carney like that and not get a bit of dirt on your chin'. You're a real cool guy, y'know? We should get together sometime and hang out more. One time I saw this raccoon right out front of the door and I was like 'hey! what are we at war all about?!'... Zzzz...

  9. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

    Woah, you should submit your findings to Nature.

    No, I don't want to be premature here, but I think I smell a Nobel in Medicine.

  10. Re:Let's have them in lockup to cut down on doctor by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I think it was Dean Martin who said it best:

    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

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  11. Re:To be perfectly clear ... by blueg3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's mortality probability. A mortality rate (like many rates) is per unit time.

  12. Re:They never define what a heavy drinker is. by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 4, Informative

    The article says that they define heavy drinking as more than three drinks a day.

    Does that help?

  13. Re:Here we go again by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazard_ratio

    This is what they're talking about. Don't blame the reporters; if they said "non-drinkers have a hazard ratio of 1.6 ± 0.2 (p 0.05) relative to heavy drinkers" most people would say "Whaaa ...?"

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  14. Just 1 caveat... by Duncan+J+Murray · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These studies are not new, and doctors have known about the 'J' shaped curve for a while - where abstaining is correlated with high all-cause mortality than moderate alcohol intake, but heavy intake is associated with increased mortality too. However, these studies have only shown a correlation, not a causation, and until we have a randomised control trial (which is unlikely ever to happen) this is unlikely to be proven clearly. There is some suggestion that the correlation may be to do with a confounding factor - which is social drinking. Those drinking 3/day every other day, likely have a good social environment, which is independently linked to improved health. On the other hand, the cardiologist at our local hospital believes it is a true effect of alcohol and prescribes two glasses of wine to all patients admitted with a myocardial infarction/heart attack.

  15. Atherosclerosis by IdahoEv · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This country is so very freaked about mind-altering substances, vices, and "sins", that it doesn't get talked about much. But the truth is it's been known for over a century that drinkers have cleaner arteries. Thinner blood, and/or some chemistry with the alcohol seems to help keep the plaques from forming.

    Very heavy and binge drinking does start to cause other problems - and these results are what people bandy about in order to bash alcohol as a deadly vice. But it's been clear for a long time that moderate drinking can avoid those problems while still resulting in cleaner arteries. And since heart disease is the single biggest killer in the first world, it should be no surprise at all that anything which can reduce atherosclerosis results in a noticeable decrease in the death rate.

    Nothing about this study is news to anyone who's paid attention to the science, anytime in the last hundred years.

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    1. Re:Atherosclerosis by Syhra · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, it's just the heavy drinkers usually drive alone, and the non-drinkers are driving their family. So when the two collide on the road it's around a 1:5 mortality.

  16. Old News by Serenissima · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, this has been studied before. This isn't anything new. Alcohol in moderation has been proven to reduce lots of types of disease and medical problems in those who only drink a little. The studies form a J-Curve where those who don't drink in a population have a certain number of (Strokes, heart attacks, etc). Those in the population who drink 1-2 drinks a day show a significant lowering of those symptoms. However, those who drink more than 3 drinks per day have a DRASTIC increase as they have more health problems like Cirrhosis of liver and other alcohol related problems.
    Here's an article from 2004 about the effects of alcohol and strokes and has an image of the J-Curve graph.

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    1. Re:Old News by chrisG23 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Please look at the summary again. The significant part is not that it found that people who drink in moderation live longer than people who abstain, (which is the type of result that you are linking to) it found that PEOPLE WHO ABSTAIN DO NOT LIVE AS LONG AS PEOPLE THAT DRINK HEAVILY. Sorry for the yelling, but I think many people might quickly skim over the summary and assume its the same sort of thing that has already been reported on, moderate drinking has health benefits vs. abstention. This is something else, in this study of some 2,000 people, the results showed that in order of decreasing lifespan it went like this:

      Moderate drinkers > Heavy drinkers > Abstainers

      So now the discussion here can be was the study flawed in some way or is this true and alcohol has some effect, physically, psychologically (because how one feels does have an effect on health) or both on humans that is beneficial to living a long life.

    2. Re:Old News by masmullin · · Score: 2, Funny

      PEOPLE WHO ABSTAIN DO NOT LIVE AS LONG AS PEOPLE THAT DRINK HEAVILY. Sorry for the yelling

      SShhaaadduppp *hic* sop yellin ya jerk ... eess okhey. I luhv you maaahhnn.!

    3. Re:Old News by timeOday · · Score: 2, Informative
      RTA:

      But even after controlling for nearly all imaginable variables - socioeconomic status, level of physical activity, number of close friends, quality of social support and so on - the researchers (a six-member team led by psychologist Charles Holahan of the University of Texas at Austin) found that over a 20-year period, mortality rates were highest for those who had never been drinkers

  17. Re:Chill out factor by clone53421 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It was more like 23 or 24 years in my case, and since then I’ve noticed that drinking made good times better and bad times worse. YMMV.

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  18. Another link by Serenissima · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, I googled and found that previous 2004 study, but now, just seconds later when I click on it, it's behind a paywall of some sort. Here's another link from 2007 showing the same graph

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  19. Re:Religious post incoming... by clone53421 · · Score: 3, Informative

    They also abstain from tobacco and caffeine. It’s not like alcohol is the only factor here...

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  20. Re:Religious post incoming... by giostickninja · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not caffeine specifically, just coffee and tea. Lots of soda drinkers around here.

  21. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? - RTFA! by hex0D · · Score: 2, Informative
    from TFA: Moderate drinking, which is defined as one to three drinks per day,

    But you are correct in that way too many involved with the recovery movement seems to act like 3 drinks is 'heavy' if not 'problem' drinking. For me it is not. YMMV.

  22. *Wooooosh* by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Funny

    The joke is obviously referring to hangovers (where you feel particularly shitty in the morning after drinking), which marijuana does not give you.

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    1. Re:*Wooooosh* by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 4, Informative

      The way he is twisting the joke is removing the punchline. In Frank Sinatra's version the joke teller proclaims how he feels bad for people who don't drink, then explains it is because they don't have hangovers. Normally not having a hangover is considered to be a good thing, so this is a comedic reversal.

      In the GGPs version, there is no reversal. He feels bad for people who don't get high, because they don't get high. The equivalent (and equally unfunny) form of this joke for drinking would be if Frank Sinatra felt bad for people who didn't drink because when they woke up they were not going to get drunk later that day. Again no comedic reversal, just an unfunny statement of the obvious.

      This is why I explained that the joke was referring to hangovers, not the actual intended effects of the substance. You could perhaps argue that the new joke is also funny, but it is a new joke. Its form has been fundamentally changed.

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    2. Re:*Wooooosh* by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Funny

      All I know right now is I think I might have just had too much to drink. I'll give reading your response another shot in a few hours...

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