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Whisky Made From Diabetics' Urine

It's doubtful that any other distillery will come up with a whisky that tastes like Gilpin Family Whisky because of its secret ingredient: urine. Researcher and designer James Gilpin uses the sugar rich urine of elderly diabetics to make his high-end single malt whisky. From the article: "The source material is acquired from elderly volunteers, including Gilpin's own grandmother, Patricia. The urine is purified in the same way as mains water is purified, with the sugar molecules removed and added to the mash stock to accelerate the whisky's fermentation process. Traditionally, that sugar would be made from the starches in the mash."

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  1. Still not as good as my "Orphan Blood Rum" by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The sadder they are when mommy abandons them, the richer the taste.

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    1. Re:Still not as good as my "Orphan Blood Rum" by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Funny

      You just flushed an on-topic "Frosty Piss" opportunity down the drain! I'm infurinated at the waste. Now wee'll have to make doo with bad puns...

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  2. Great! by 18_Rabbit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But...why?

    1. Re:Great! by sco08y · · Score: 5, Funny

      I figured it was the same reason they use it in American light beers.

    2. Re:Great! by bwayne314 · · Score: 4, Funny

      they drink it because it's sterile and they like the taste

    3. Re:Great! by Werkhaus · · Score: 3, Funny

      It certainly brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "wee dram".

    4. Re:Great! by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 3, Funny

      That reminds me of that old Monty Python Joke...

      Q. Do you know why American beer is like making love in a canoe?
      A. It's fucking close to water.

      Anyways, I don't understand how Americans can drink that watered down [crap*] like Budweiser or Coors after tasting "real" beer like the Germans or Ale that the Bristish make...

      * No offense intended if you actually _like_ that stuff...

  3. How is this news? by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Americans have been making beer from urine for a century. I don't see how Whisky is a stretch.

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  4. Serious question by by+(1706743) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is there anything special about sugars extracted this way, other than the obvious shock value? Is it some trace amount of minerals they're after? I mean, for all I know I'm breathing oxygen atoms from dinosaur farts -- but it's exactly the same as oxygen atoms from any other source...

  5. Re:So what is the purpose of this? by Nikker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm with you on this one main reason being as people get older they take quite a bit of medication to sustain a level of comfort and mobility. Even our main water supply is filtered but remnants of medications survive and that is after being diluted amongst all other waste water, this is not even diluted at all. On top of it all his entire supply is exclusively from elderly diabetics who will almost all be taking other forms of medication. Sounds scary enough to me to let this one alone.

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  6. Re:Can't forget the old joke by blair1q · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the only way Canadians can get a girl wet.