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Assange Rape Case Reopened
eldavojohn writes "Wikileaks' Julian Assange had a warrant issued for his arrest in Sweden on the charges of rape. But it was withdrawn shortly thereafter. Now the case has been reopened to investigate 'molestation charges.' On top of that, a new site (parody?) called wikileakileaks.org has been launched by the chief editor of Gawker to give Wikileaks a taste of its own medicine. You can find links to details on the molestation charges there."
Now the case has been reopened to investigate 'molestation charges.'
The case will then be dropped.
It will then be reopened to investigate 'looking at boobs, whilst pulling out his shirt collar and making a phwooar face', which will also be dropped.
Don't worry, they'll get him even if they have to resort to the testimony of a girl who was pushed over by him in the playground when they were both 4 years old.
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Freud would be so proud.
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K
...try charging them with everything you possibly can.
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Note that "molestation" is a broad category of sexual offenses in Sweden. Two women came forward to the police to report sexual misconduct, but denied that rape had occurred. Thus the dropping of the rape charge. In reality, the offense is that Assange alleged seduced the women, got them to buy stuff or him, and then he refused to call them back. In America, this behavior is par for the course. Apparently, in other cultures, this is a sexual offense.
i hear assange also picks up stray puppies and stews them up. into puppy stew. with puppies in it.
Unlike mice, building a huge maze doesn't work. Women tend to just glare at you as if you're supposed to bring the cheese to them.
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Still waiting for that citation...
Am I part of the core demographic for Swedish Fish?
how do you get the woman to the cheese?
Grow it between your toes. Trust me.
So women are like cats then?
Freud would be so proud.
Which Freud do you mean? Psycho therapist?
Set your phasers on "funky"!
She was probably angry after breakfast when he went out in the sunlight and didn't sparkle, dispelling her idea that he was a vampire.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
Well, according to this page she's a foreskin assistant, so I'm guessing that's where the cheese came from.
Thanks to the War on Drugs, it's easier to buy meth than it is to buy cold medicine!
No need to, they were counting on people like you saying "the CIA could have done it better".
Of course he didn't wear a condom -- they prevent leaks!
The Daily Mail is perfectly trustworthy. You're just upset because they're telling the truth about the black gay Muslims who are ruining good, honest, hard-working, British society with their evil immigrant ways that killed Princess Diana (peace be upon her).
Amusingly, you will see their figure for the number of street cameras in Britain, which was created by counting the number of, mainly private, CCTV cameras in a mile busy shopping street in London and multiplying it by the number of miles of roadway in Britain, quoted here quite often. In spite of having been debunked, this is still used by a lot of Slashdot posters as evidence that Britain is an Orwellian surveillance state.
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Which Freud do you mean? Psycho therapist?
In this case I think its Psycho The Rapist.
When information is power, privacy is freedom.
So women are like cats then?
Here, pussy, pussy, pussy. Here, pussy. Come here!