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UK Music Industry Calls For Truce With Technology

Stoobalou writes "The British music industry has called for a truce with the technology firms with whom it has till now fought a bitter battle over rights, royalties and file sharing. Feargal Sharkey, CEO of lobby group UK Music, told a conference in London this week that it was time for the music and technology industries to set aside their differences and strive instead toward a common goal: nothing less than the total global domination of British music."

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  1. I wonder... by tacarat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will the British porn industry be so daring?

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    1. Re:I wonder... by gmhowell · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, anyone who expects people to pay to see Brits fuck IS pretty daring...

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  2. It seems... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... that a good heart, these days, is hard to find... Simon.

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  3. Maybe it's time by JoeCommodore · · Score: 2, Funny

    for Clive Sinclair to come out of retirement and make a new iPod thing or something?

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  4. Re:Your capitulation is insufficient by FoboldFKY · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hot water, good dentistry and soft lavatory paper."

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  5. Re:Your capitulation is insufficient by spyder-implee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, totally agree. This makes me wonder if the Music industry has finally realised we are the ones holding all of the cards, not vice versa. I also love the other Conan movies, and to a lesser extent the cartoon series. "Woman: A pittance to protect you from evil?" "Subotai: I am evil..." "Conan: You're all whores."

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  6. Re:Your capitulation is insufficient by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sharkey says, "In short," he said, "We want to be number one." Well, a single digit salute to you, Mr. Sharkey, you predatory bastard from the deep.

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  7. Global domination? by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Funny

    - Pinky, you are pondering what i'm pondering?
    - I think so UK Music... but do i really need to buy?

  8. All kinds of depraved people out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Though I could probably masturbate to someone speaking Oxford English. No video necessary, just the audio track. :/

  9. global domination of British music by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 4, Funny

    Britannia Rules the .WAV!

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  10. Re:whew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Slather the cuisine du monde in marmite, yummy!